Ian Power
@ihpower.bsky.social
I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
I think I'll skip church today.
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I think I'll skip church today.
She cooked far too much of this for the kids. We'll be having words later!
November 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
She cooked far too much of this for the kids. We'll be having words later!
That’s a really good likeness, in all fairness.
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
That’s a really good likeness, in all fairness.
It's always lovely to see a dolphin in British waters.
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It's always lovely to see a dolphin in British waters.
"Jenny Hanley? I haven't heard that name in years.”
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
"Jenny Hanley? I haven't heard that name in years.”
Lewis Hamilton, there. Channeling the ghosts of Prince and 1970’s television reception.
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Lewis Hamilton, there. Channeling the ghosts of Prince and 1970’s television reception.
When you proudly prove you can wank and catch it in the other hand.
October 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When you proudly prove you can wank and catch it in the other hand.
“How did your first day at work go, Josh?"
"Not great…"
"Not great…"
October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“How did your first day at work go, Josh?"
"Not great…"
"Not great…"
I so wish I could display this at work.
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I so wish I could display this at work.
A sign in Colchester city centre.
October 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
A sign in Colchester city centre.
“Don’t worry, Dave, the ambulance will be here soon.”
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
“Don’t worry, Dave, the ambulance will be here soon.”
When you first tried on your Summer clothes.
September 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
When you first tried on your Summer clothes.
Fucking foreigners, coming over here and saying something sensible!
September 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Fucking foreigners, coming over here and saying something sensible!
Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Cause if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man
Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea...
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Cause if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man
Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea...
September 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Cause if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man
Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea...
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Cause if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then brother I'm your man
Where it all comes from
Is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea...
When you're determined to let the world know you're a cock.
September 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When you're determined to let the world know you're a cock.
When you smell a neighbour’s cooking bacon.
September 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
When you smell a neighbour’s cooking bacon.
This is how I’ll always remember him.
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This is how I’ll always remember him.
No one loves a show off, mate.
September 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
No one loves a show off, mate.
There are many reasons for disliking Donald J. Trump but, for me, I find his mouth doing a cat’s arsehole impression is right up there.
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 PM
There are many reasons for disliking Donald J. Trump but, for me, I find his mouth doing a cat’s arsehole impression is right up there.
A bit creepy, Duolingo. Whichever way I choose to read it.
September 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
A bit creepy, Duolingo. Whichever way I choose to read it.
Nothing says ‘brave’ quite like choosing a new flavoured water.
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Nothing says ‘brave’ quite like choosing a new flavoured water.
When you decide ‘growing old gracefully’ isn’t for you.
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
When you decide ‘growing old gracefully’ isn’t for you.
Here’s 2p in case of emergencies.
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Here’s 2p in case of emergencies.
When you have to prove you’re over fifty.
September 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
When you have to prove you’re over fifty.
Do you remember when they used to change the Zuckerbot’s batteries in public?
September 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Do you remember when they used to change the Zuckerbot’s batteries in public?