Tronto P. Geddins
@beavercartographer.bsky.social
Starve the Zombies
Post your brains
Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe
This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
Post your brains
Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe
This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
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Thinking about getting a blowhole to replace my medical alert bracelet.
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Thinking about getting a blowhole to replace my medical alert bracelet.
Won’t you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff [go on my phone until I fall asleep]
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Won’t you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff [go on my phone until I fall asleep]
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If you really loved me you'd appear at my house tomorrow and beat me to death.
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If you really loved me you'd appear at my house tomorrow and beat me to death.
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sex for some! little hobbies for others!
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
sex for some! little hobbies for others!
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i see the drafts folder was ignored again today
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
i see the drafts folder was ignored again today
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Today, the only difference between my nightgown and a dress is underwear.
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Today, the only difference between my nightgown and a dress is underwear.
Yassss, drafts!
Without saved drafts on Bluesky I’m writing mine in window condensation. Countless posts, lost to the afternoon sun or stolen by the cleaner
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Yassss, drafts!
Being micronised for easy absorption would fix me
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Being micronised for easy absorption would fix me
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🇸🇪 B̤̈Ö̤Ö̤P̤̈ 🇨🇦
February 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
🇸🇪 B̤̈Ö̤Ö̤P̤̈ 🇨🇦
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Being used as a curling stone would fix me.
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Being used as a curling stone would fix me.
Hey baby, this valentines you’ve made me the happiest man alive [aka a dead man would be happier]
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Hey baby, this valentines you’ve made me the happiest man alive [aka a dead man would be happier]
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die hard is a valentines movie if you forget her favourite flowers
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
die hard is a valentines movie if you forget her favourite flowers
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There’s always that one drunk asshole yelling at the band to play Freebird.
Mom really loves that song.
Mom really loves that song.
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
There’s always that one drunk asshole yelling at the band to play Freebird.
Mom really loves that song.
Mom really loves that song.
Burritos just get it, right?
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Burritos just get it, right?
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the first rule of fright clu....BOOOOOO!
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
the first rule of fright clu....BOOOOOO!
The first fight of Rule Club is me versus you what’s with all the fucken rules buddy!?
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
The first fight of Rule Club is me versus you what’s with all the fucken rules buddy!?
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i can help y'all you know, i'm something of a shitposter myself
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
i can help y'all you know, i'm something of a shitposter myself
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So, I came home from vacation with 14 pair of clean underwear because I didn’t end up shitting myself twice a day like I had planned for.
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
So, I came home from vacation with 14 pair of clean underwear because I didn’t end up shitting myself twice a day like I had planned for.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
Just give me a chance. I could make you ugly cry if you let me
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Just give me a chance. I could make you ugly cry if you let me
I sometimes think about waxing my gibbous but I’m not sure I’ve got a high enough pain threshold
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I sometimes think about waxing my gibbous but I’m not sure I’ve got a high enough pain threshold
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Eating because I’m hungry, bored, stressed, happy, sad, not hungry, breathing.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Eating because I’m hungry, bored, stressed, happy, sad, not hungry, breathing.
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temperature check! send
me an emoji if you wanna
me an emoji if you wanna
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
temperature check! send
me an emoji if you wanna
me an emoji if you wanna
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wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
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Being self employed is hard, I’m not a good boss or employee
February 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Being self employed is hard, I’m not a good boss or employee