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Tronto P. Geddins
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Thinking about getting a blowhole to replace my medical alert bracelet.
February 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Won’t you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff [go on my phone until I fall asleep]
February 15, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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If you really loved me you'd appear at my house tomorrow and beat me to death.
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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sex for some! little hobbies for others!
February 15, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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i see the drafts folder was ignored again today
February 15, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Today, the only difference between my nightgown and a dress is underwear.
January 12, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Yassss, drafts!
Without saved drafts on Bluesky I’m writing mine in window condensation. Countless posts, lost to the afternoon sun or stolen by the cleaner
February 15, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Being micronised for easy absorption would fix me
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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🇸🇪 B̤̈Ö̤Ö̤P̤̈ 🇨🇦
February 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Being used as a curling stone would fix me.
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Hey baby, this valentines you’ve made me the happiest man alive [aka a dead man would be happier]
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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die hard is a valentines movie if you forget her favourite flowers
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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There’s always that one drunk asshole yelling at the band to play Freebird.

Mom really loves that song.
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Burritos just get it, right?
February 13, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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the first rule of fright clu....BOOOOOO!
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The first fight of Rule Club is me versus you what’s with all the fucken rules buddy!?
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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i can help y'all you know, i'm something of a shitposter myself
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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So, I came home from vacation with 14 pair of clean underwear because I didn’t end up shitting myself twice a day like I had planned for.
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Sometimes when I'm bored I text a bunch of family members " I hope you're sitting down" then turn off my phone
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Just give me a chance. I could make you ugly cry if you let me
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I sometimes think about waxing my gibbous but I’m not sure I’ve got a high enough pain threshold
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Eating because I’m hungry, bored, stressed, happy, sad, not hungry, breathing.
February 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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temperature check! send
me an emoji if you wanna
February 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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wearing my vagina inside out like a mink because i hate waste.
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Being self employed is hard, I’m not a good boss or employee
February 12, 2026 at 5:37 AM