Tronto P. Geddins
@beavercartographer.bsky.social
Starve the Zombies
Post your brains
Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe
This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
Post your brains
Most recently killed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaagz3aze5ufe
This is on you: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/feed/aaahb44us5pue
Old man who is racist in 2025 was racist in school in the 1970s. Go figure
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Old man who is racist in 2025 was racist in school in the 1970s. Go figure
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I’m convinced that whoever invented the parking garage was just trying to bring an MC Escher painting to life
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m convinced that whoever invented the parking garage was just trying to bring an MC Escher painting to life
I spent way too much time on Microsoft chat in my teens. To this day I still immediately ask someone their age, sex and location when I meet new people
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I spent way too much time on Microsoft chat in my teens. To this day I still immediately ask someone their age, sex and location when I meet new people
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What’s up?? Well, if I knew the answer to that I wouldn’t be here shitposting now would I?? And send.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What’s up?? Well, if I knew the answer to that I wouldn’t be here shitposting now would I?? And send.
They tricked Trump into backing the release of the Epstein files by telling him he’d get to play himself in the movie they’re going to make
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
They tricked Trump into backing the release of the Epstein files by telling him he’d get to play himself in the movie they’re going to make
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I’ve been on Bluesky for a thousand days! I want them back
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’ve been on Bluesky for a thousand days! I want them back
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Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Schrödinger's flirt: where I am both totally kidding and actually flirting depending on whether or not you're into it.
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Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
November 16, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Our family photos came out great. You can't even tell we'd been crying.
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You haven't been reposting me. Is everything okay?
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 AM
You haven't been reposting me. Is everything okay?
It’s not so much that I’m a salad dodger, more that I’m a laser guided brownie seeking intercontinental ballistic missile
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s not so much that I’m a salad dodger, more that I’m a laser guided brownie seeking intercontinental ballistic missile
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Does this bsky account make my butt look big?
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Does this bsky account make my butt look big?
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
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1 out of every 1,300 oregon cannabis dispensary part owners find me funny on bluesky.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
1 out of every 1,300 oregon cannabis dispensary part owners find me funny on bluesky.
Call me old fashioned (muddle my sugars and bitters and add whiskey and ice)
November 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Call me old fashioned (muddle my sugars and bitters and add whiskey and ice)
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Oh hey! Good morning! 🩷
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh hey! Good morning! 🩷
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I keep a spray bottle in my purse just in case someone tries to talk to me
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I keep a spray bottle in my purse just in case someone tries to talk to me
Every time I go into the office I high five the paper sign in the bathroom that says ‘the hand dryer is not for use on genitals’
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Every time I go into the office I high five the paper sign in the bathroom that says ‘the hand dryer is not for use on genitals’
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paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
paid $1200 for the amazing camera on this phone so i could take pictures of the products at the supermarket and check with my wife if i'm buying the right thing and then keep the photo for 4 years.
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Off-season beaches are the best beaches. Next question.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Off-season beaches are the best beaches. Next question.
I hope the toe of my boot finds your ass well
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I hope the toe of my boot finds your ass well
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not all heroes eat crepes
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
not all heroes eat crepes