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Starve the Zombies
Post your brains
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Post your brains
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Its just occurred to me that the first two verses of Monkey Gone To Heaven read like one of Trump's deranged ramblings. When your country's leader sounds like a Pixies song its probably time to pull the plug
![Screenshot of the lyrics to Monkey Gone To Heaven by Pixies, which include the verses
[Verse 1]
There was a guy
An under water guy who controlled the sea
Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
From New York and New Jersey
[Verse 2]
The creature in the sky
Got sucked in a hole, now there's a hole in the sky
And the ground's not cold, and if the ground's not cold
Everything is gonna burn, we'll all take turns, I'll get mine too](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:psocdjwerttfyybq62mvs56k/bafkreigglbtb2l226i66myxh35vstguizi3onjobymts2areqq643pwqku@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Its just occurred to me that the first two verses of Monkey Gone To Heaven read like one of Trump's deranged ramblings. When your country's leader sounds like a Pixies song its probably time to pull the plug
“when it comes to picture quality the Sony MousDash was the clear winner. The footage of our near fatal collision because we couldn’t see where the fuck we were going was crystal clear”
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“when it comes to picture quality the Sony MousDash was the clear winner. The footage of our near fatal collision because we couldn’t see where the fuck we were going was crystal clear”
I don’t create the bodies, I erase the bodies
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I don’t create the bodies, I erase the bodies
When your cat doesn’t realise it can get out of ‘prison’
October 28, 2025 at 9:09 AM
When your cat doesn’t realise it can get out of ‘prison’
My new ‘bedroom nickname’ just dropped
October 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My new ‘bedroom nickname’ just dropped
Me on Sept 30 Me on Oct 1
October 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me on Sept 30 Me on Oct 1
The first drink of Saturday evening is the best time of the week. Cheers 🍻
September 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The first drink of Saturday evening is the best time of the week. Cheers 🍻
This could be us but you said no foreplay
September 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This could be us but you said no foreplay
Get well soon
September 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Get well soon
Pumpkin Spice was kicked out of The Spice Girls when everyone realised she was disgusting
September 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Pumpkin Spice was kicked out of The Spice Girls when everyone realised she was disgusting
Unless this means sleep all day it’s a terrible idea
September 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Unless this means sleep all day it’s a terrible idea
“what i say in the book, right from the start, is if you like a dish to be meaty, try adding meat, such as chicken, pork or beef”
August 30, 2025 at 5:47 AM
“what i say in the book, right from the start, is if you like a dish to be meaty, try adding meat, such as chicken, pork or beef”
Walk in, fuck shit up, walk out again
I love Fridays at work
I love Fridays at work
August 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Walk in, fuck shit up, walk out again
I love Fridays at work
I love Fridays at work
my little yoda top
August 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
my little yoda top
Who wouldn’t get their assurance habitation from the greatest motherfucker?
August 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Who wouldn’t get their assurance habitation from the greatest motherfucker?
When in France (have bastardised Spanish omelette and salad with balsamic dressing)
August 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When in France (have bastardised Spanish omelette and salad with balsamic dressing)
Reese finally made a piece in my size
August 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Reese finally made a piece in my size
Pivoting to one of those insufferable accounts that just posts cool pics from their holiday travels in 3, 2, 1…
August 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Pivoting to one of those insufferable accounts that just posts cool pics from their holiday travels in 3, 2, 1…
This is about me
August 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is about me
When did death metal get so damn sexy?
July 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
When did death metal get so damn sexy?
Sometimes a cat is just like a super chill snake
July 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sometimes a cat is just like a super chill snake
This chick’s honkers
She’s the substack girl, right?
She’s the substack girl, right?
July 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This chick’s honkers
She’s the substack girl, right?
She’s the substack girl, right?
Make all your recipes low calorie by:
- removing all but one thing on your plate
- half filling the empty space with two leaves
- serving with a blob of ipecac
- removing all but one thing on your plate
- half filling the empty space with two leaves
- serving with a blob of ipecac
July 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Make all your recipes low calorie by:
- removing all but one thing on your plate
- half filling the empty space with two leaves
- serving with a blob of ipecac
- removing all but one thing on your plate
- half filling the empty space with two leaves
- serving with a blob of ipecac