Bean Ponderer
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I;m thinking about thos Beans
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Bean Ponderer
@beanponderer.bsky.social
· Jan 14
I;m never not thinking about thos beans, don't be fooled. I'm on brand even when I talk about other things.
They should have young Sheldon, Sheldon, and old Sheldon live together like in Foundation.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They should have young Sheldon, Sheldon, and old Sheldon live together like in Foundation.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Aliens from a world where everything has an exoskeleton would be weirded out by us. "Your insides are on the outside and you are full of rocks?"
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Aliens from a world where everything has an exoskeleton would be weirded out by us. "Your insides are on the outside and you are full of rocks?"
People say "but what will we do with the data centers if they close?" Buddy, every modest sized midwestern city has a steel foundry that is now a brewery or screen printing business that makes shirts that say "OHIO: 75% vowels, 100% awesome." You can reuse a building.
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
People say "but what will we do with the data centers if they close?" Buddy, every modest sized midwestern city has a steel foundry that is now a brewery or screen printing business that makes shirts that say "OHIO: 75% vowels, 100% awesome." You can reuse a building.
We're in a Reagan sort of situation, but instead of a Nancy Reagan grand vizier the shadow presidency is a harem of 60 year old men, all on cocaine.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We're in a Reagan sort of situation, but instead of a Nancy Reagan grand vizier the shadow presidency is a harem of 60 year old men, all on cocaine.
The Joe Biden Presidential Library will give people another reason not to visit Delaware; a made up state whose primary export is tax evasion.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The Joe Biden Presidential Library will give people another reason not to visit Delaware; a made up state whose primary export is tax evasion.
The snow will be fun and beautiful for two weeks. Then, the Darkness.
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The snow will be fun and beautiful for two weeks. Then, the Darkness.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
Imagine making 6 figures and being mad that you sell soup for poor people and not cool things, like private jets or a computer that thinks it's Hitler. Dork ass ruling class.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Imagine making 6 figures and being mad that you sell soup for poor people and not cool things, like private jets or a computer that thinks it's Hitler. Dork ass ruling class.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
Want to shout out big 100-pack boxes of fruit snacks for diabetes awareness month. Whether you are going to the store or work, you always need 2-4 in a pocket.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Want to shout out big 100-pack boxes of fruit snacks for diabetes awareness month. Whether you are going to the store or work, you always need 2-4 in a pocket.
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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DR OZ: we believe that, along with a rigorous course of supplements, these augmentations will lead to an america that is faster, stronger, more lethal than before
RFK JR: [lungbutter sounds] Stroggification makes sense!
RFK JR: [lungbutter sounds] Stroggification makes sense!
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
DR OZ: we believe that, along with a rigorous course of supplements, these augmentations will lead to an america that is faster, stronger, more lethal than before
RFK JR: [lungbutter sounds] Stroggification makes sense!
RFK JR: [lungbutter sounds] Stroggification makes sense!
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Baseball is an eaters paradise. If the game goes long enough you can have three meals.
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Baseball is an eaters paradise. If the game goes long enough you can have three meals.
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dead end ai guys have no ability to perceive art, video games or otherwise. a caveman painting animals understood the human condition better than they do
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
dead end ai guys have no ability to perceive art, video games or otherwise. a caveman painting animals understood the human condition better than they do
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every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman
Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman
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absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
October 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
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Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/
Remember in the movie Malignant where a character has to go to an abandoned hospital and it's a giant gothic castle in the PNW for no reason?
October 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Remember in the movie Malignant where a character has to go to an abandoned hospital and it's a giant gothic castle in the PNW for no reason?
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