Bean Ponderer
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I;m thinking about thos Beans
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Bean Ponderer
@beanponderer.bsky.social
· Jan 14
I;m never not thinking about thos beans, don't be fooled. I'm on brand even when I talk about other things.
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Davos is probably the right place to burial the post-war consensus. Beautiful place, when spring comes the whole valley lights up with flowers.
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Davos is probably the right place to burial the post-war consensus. Beautiful place, when spring comes the whole valley lights up with flowers.
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ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
January 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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Whenever I am browsing movies and TV shows:
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Whenever I am browsing movies and TV shows:
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If you work for the Minnesota National Guard, text me via Signal app at 202-510-1268. I will protect your anonymity.
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
If you work for the Minnesota National Guard, text me via Signal app at 202-510-1268. I will protect your anonymity.
Once I solve the Bechdel test I will win Bechdels fortune.
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Once I solve the Bechdel test I will win Bechdels fortune.
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call me María Machado because I’m celebrating troop dispositions pointed at my own country
BREAKING: A full-scale airlift is running around the clock, transporting troops and military equipment to Greenland.
The operation is extensive, “beyond anything we’ve tried before,” a source tells DR. Danish F-35 fighter planes and warships from European allies involved.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
The operation is extensive, “beyond anything we’ve tried before,” a source tells DR. Danish F-35 fighter planes and warships from European allies involved.
www.dr.dk/nyheder/indl...
Stor operation i gang: Fly strømmer til Grønland med europæiske soldater
I flere døgn har militære transportfly fløjet i pendulfart mellem Danmark og Grønland. Fredag aften landede et stort antal soldater i Nuuk.
www.dr.dk
January 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
call me María Machado because I’m celebrating troop dispositions pointed at my own country
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Just called my partner a derpina and she said where did you learn to talk like that and I had to lie and say books
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Just called my partner a derpina and she said where did you learn to talk like that and I had to lie and say books
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
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If you and your wife don’t get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing
Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you and your wife don’t get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing
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We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
Not going to repost the images, but the first few feature the first paragraph of Lolita written in ink on the skin of a woman (or girl, impossible to tell)
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
They should have young Sheldon, Sheldon, and old Sheldon live together like in Foundation.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They should have young Sheldon, Sheldon, and old Sheldon live together like in Foundation.