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Bean Ponderer
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President talks shit about "too many holidays", fucker. Carl had his number in 1921.
June 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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The duality of guys.
A verbose review of a lighthouse in Chicago that goes at length praising the structure's historical import. A different review simply stating that the lighthouse rules and anyone who dislikes it sucks.
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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This is the energy I'm going into 2025 with.
A billboard campaign run by the National Association of Manufacturers in the 1930's boasting that America had the world's highest standard of living. Famously, 25% of Americans (and the number was closer to 50% for Black Americans) were unemployed during the Great Depression.
January 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
beanponderer.bsky.social
Oh man, opening up a blocked spam post can be like opening a christmas gift.
December 27, 2024 at 10:57 PM
beanponderer.bsky.social
Life imitates art...
The film A Hologram for the King, starring Tom Hanks.
November 28, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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The biggest collection of paintings and sculptures depicting people at work is the Grohmann Museum in Milwaukee. Among its sections is a small area with paintings depicting people on their smoke breaks. Tired maids with long-stemmed pipes in a moment of relaxation. Beautiful.
November 28, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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Do you think other religions do this? Is there a radical edition of the Vedas for teens? The Guru Granth Sahib? Is there a teen zone in the Zoroastrian fire temple?
November 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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The half lidded eye and the cheeks make this mix suspect
JoJo, the hideous freak mascot of Jewel Osco, smiles at you from a container of "JoJo's sweet and salty mix"
November 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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The Chad Lincoln versus the Virgin Douglas, as depicted in Freeport, IL.
Two statues depicting Abraham Lincoln as a suave, seated genius and Stephen Douglas as a little troll man with funny hair.
November 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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The word they has slammed into the first world trade center tower, black smoke billows forth. The word them looms from off screen, its fated massacre with the second tower assured. A frog with a tie explains that a second pronoun has hit the towers to Billy Everyteen, an innocent lad of 9 Summers. He holds a baseball bat and a glove (for baseball). America weeps.
November 20, 2024 at 7:41 PM