Bananna
@banannav.bsky.social
Sin prisa pero sin pausa. Increasing the fucking thing. ATLien in Aotearoa. She/ella/ia 🍉
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The crabs
They destroyed their packages
Yes
YES
The crabs are out
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The crabs
They destroyed their packages
Yes
YES
The crabs are out
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December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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The crabs
They destroyed their packages
Yes
YES
The crabs are out
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
The crabs
They destroyed their packages
Yes
YES
The crabs are out
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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The IKEA thing is so batshit. When I was in America it was considered college student furniture or like basic stuff you buy when you are renting why is the PM there. Our country is so painfully parochial sometimes it hurts. Please find some dignity please I beg it’s a corporation. Please.
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The IKEA thing is so batshit. When I was in America it was considered college student furniture or like basic stuff you buy when you are renting why is the PM there. Our country is so painfully parochial sometimes it hurts. Please find some dignity please I beg it’s a corporation. Please.
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The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Boston Globe identified the companies in Massachusetts that employ the most SNAP recipients. A key stat: "In Massachusetts, 74% of working-age recipients of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program are employed, half of them full-time."
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
Full article: www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/28/m...
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You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
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BREAKING: PATHA has filed an urgent injunction in the high court seeking to prevent the puberty blocker ban from coming into force, as part of an urgent judicial review we are seeking to overturn the ban entirely.
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BREAKING: PATHA has filed an urgent injunction in the high court seeking to prevent the puberty blocker ban from coming into force, as part of an urgent judicial review we are seeking to overturn the ban entirely.
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25 HOURS LEFT YALL
After surviving genocide, Ahmed is STILL reliant on strangers to survive, with zero rights in Egypt. But he has a chance: a Master’s scholarship in Europe. We only have a DAY to keep him housed while he waits for the latest on his visa tribulations.
46/450 tinyurl.com/HelpAhmedF
After surviving genocide, Ahmed is STILL reliant on strangers to survive, with zero rights in Egypt. But he has a chance: a Master’s scholarship in Europe. We only have a DAY to keep him housed while he waits for the latest on his visa tribulations.
46/450 tinyurl.com/HelpAhmedF
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
25 HOURS LEFT YALL
After surviving genocide, Ahmed is STILL reliant on strangers to survive, with zero rights in Egypt. But he has a chance: a Master’s scholarship in Europe. We only have a DAY to keep him housed while he waits for the latest on his visa tribulations.
46/450 tinyurl.com/HelpAhmedF
After surviving genocide, Ahmed is STILL reliant on strangers to survive, with zero rights in Egypt. But he has a chance: a Master’s scholarship in Europe. We only have a DAY to keep him housed while he waits for the latest on his visa tribulations.
46/450 tinyurl.com/HelpAhmedF
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Ōtepoti: Palestine solidarity
Mai & Rinad are Palestinian New Zealanders and absolute stalwarts of Ōtepoti community. Their whānau are in hospital in Palestine
Your support in sharing &/or donating to this givealittle is much appreciated
Mai & Rinad are Palestinian New Zealanders and absolute stalwarts of Ōtepoti community. Their whānau are in hospital in Palestine
Your support in sharing &/or donating to this givealittle is much appreciated
Dr Mai Tamimi is a woman of huge heart, strong ethics & love of family & community. She & her daughter Renad give so much to others & raise $ for humanitarian aid. She has just had to make the long dangerous journey to the West Bank as her dad is ill. 🇵🇸💖
givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-t...
givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-t...
Help the Tamimi Family support their Father in Palestine
Please help a pillar of the Dunedin Community at a very difficult time for her and her Father as he lies in an ICU in Palestine
givealittle.co.nz
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ōtepoti: Palestine solidarity
Mai & Rinad are Palestinian New Zealanders and absolute stalwarts of Ōtepoti community. Their whānau are in hospital in Palestine
Your support in sharing &/or donating to this givealittle is much appreciated
Mai & Rinad are Palestinian New Zealanders and absolute stalwarts of Ōtepoti community. Their whānau are in hospital in Palestine
Your support in sharing &/or donating to this givealittle is much appreciated
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i’m not ready to take down my 12-ft tall turkey skeleton
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
i’m not ready to take down my 12-ft tall turkey skeleton
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So all the relatives and extended people are here and last night like 8 adults kept asking my kid what 6-7 meant and she was like "I don't know what you're talking about" and later she and I were playing Kart and she just blurted out to me "we just say it because it makes Mrs S. mad at school" 🤌🤌🤌🤌
Honestly good job kids with the 6-7. I didn't think modern times would have anything like the "satanic messages in backwards music" bullshit we grew up with but you guys have angered and confused the adults to such an extent that there's like a whole 6-7 media beat now. Respect
Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
So all the relatives and extended people are here and last night like 8 adults kept asking my kid what 6-7 meant and she was like "I don't know what you're talking about" and later she and I were playing Kart and she just blurted out to me "we just say it because it makes Mrs S. mad at school" 🤌🤌🤌🤌
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shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
shoutout to all my fellow queers for whom family of origin sucks around holidays (and those of us who are still working on finding that found family). everything is pretty bad right now but being queer is still fucking amazing and you are amazing and not alone and i love you and am grateful for you
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Technologically, we're already post-scarcicity. Providing a good life for the entire world would only take 30% of current resource and energy use.
The problem isn't that we can't feed the poor, but that we can't satisfy the rich.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
The problem isn't that we can't feed the poor, but that we can't satisfy the rich.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Technologically, we're already post-scarcicity. Providing a good life for the entire world would only take 30% of current resource and energy use.
The problem isn't that we can't feed the poor, but that we can't satisfy the rich.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
The problem isn't that we can't feed the poor, but that we can't satisfy the rich.
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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hey team I just thought of a way the Council could have saved over $400,000
what % of Deloitte’s work could be handled by one person using search and replace to update their standard presentation with the name of their current client www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Deloitte report suggests Wellington City Council has 330 more staff than it should
PSA says analysis from Deloitte, which cost $435k, lacks a basic understanding of what the Council's role is.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hey team I just thought of a way the Council could have saved over $400,000
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Do you know about JustSpeak? It's a small but dedicated nonprofit organisation campaigning for actual justice in Aotearoa NZ's Justice system. Please help support them if you can.
#NZpol
givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-u...
#NZpol
givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-u...
Help us keep fighting for a fair and just Aotearoa
Please join JustSpeak in working to create a thriving Aotearoa with a fair and equitable justice system.
givealittle.co.nz
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Do you know about JustSpeak? It's a small but dedicated nonprofit organisation campaigning for actual justice in Aotearoa NZ's Justice system. Please help support them if you can.
#NZpol
givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-u...
#NZpol
givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-u...
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Every day is a new day, THE day, to support Palestinian survival. AND we're matching £887 / $1,162 ‼️
One link, six families & a displacement camp of fifteen more, facing bitter conditions of winter while malnourished, displaced, severely ill. Help with essentials: chuffed.org/project/hope...
One link, six families & a displacement camp of fifteen more, facing bitter conditions of winter while malnourished, displaced, severely ill. Help with essentials: chuffed.org/project/hope...
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every day is a new day, THE day, to support Palestinian survival. AND we're matching £887 / $1,162 ‼️
One link, six families & a displacement camp of fifteen more, facing bitter conditions of winter while malnourished, displaced, severely ill. Help with essentials: chuffed.org/project/hope...
One link, six families & a displacement camp of fifteen more, facing bitter conditions of winter while malnourished, displaced, severely ill. Help with essentials: chuffed.org/project/hope...
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I have had it with the justifications. The weaponization of poverty, neurodiversity, mental illness, all of it.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I have had it with the justifications. The weaponization of poverty, neurodiversity, mental illness, all of it.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
if you follow me and are using my RTs of authors' books to pirate books (many who are financially struggling, I might add), then frankly fuck off.
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People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
People are always like real job stability is in medicine or the law, but the most secure job is actually white guy writes op-eds about how he’s sick of the minorities.
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Are you looking for a christmas present for a creative person? Hoo boy do we have the auction for you. Hundreds of creatives from 20 countries are raising funds for people fleeing Genocide in El-Fasher, Sudan. Huge names, huge items! Bid here! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Art by @raafaye, insta
Art by @raafaye, insta
November 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Are you looking for a christmas present for a creative person? Hoo boy do we have the auction for you. Hundreds of creatives from 20 countries are raising funds for people fleeing Genocide in El-Fasher, Sudan. Huge names, huge items! Bid here! app.galabid.com/creatives4su...
Art by @raafaye, insta
Art by @raafaye, insta
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NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action - www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/... - tomorrow 11/25 at 5pm/PT 8pm ET
NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action · National Day Laborer Organizing Network
Join a national call to debrief this past weekend’s viral ICE Scraper action, strengthen our nonviolent strategy, and coordinate safe, visible actions nationwide.
Learn how communities are organizing ...
www.mobilize.us
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
NATIONAL CALL: Learn to Replicate the "Scrape ICE Out of Home Depot" Action - www.mobilize.us/ndlon/event/... - tomorrow 11/25 at 5pm/PT 8pm ET
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one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
one of my uncles is banned from thanksgiving after he brought a giant spread of artisanal cheese, engaged in a planned confrontation with my cousins who were hosting and called them assholes, and then left and TOOK THE CHEESE AWAY
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
the Murray's Confrontation has never been forgiven
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hey this is an open security threat by foreign agents for anyone wondering
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/25/t...
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/25/t...
Trump govt warns NZ of migration 'risk', asks embassy to collect data
The US State Department has ordered the US embassy in Wellington to begin collecting information on migration data and "migrant-related crimes and human rights abuses".
www.1news.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
hey this is an open security threat by foreign agents for anyone wondering
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/25/t...
www.1news.co.nz/2025/11/25/t...
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More accurate headline:
Deloitte receives $435k of public funds to produce a report that recommends austerity, asset selling, and AI snake-oil for Wellington City Council.
#nzpol
Deloitte receives $435k of public funds to produce a report that recommends austerity, asset selling, and AI snake-oil for Wellington City Council.
#nzpol
Delloitte report suggests Wellington City Council has 330 more staff than it should
Delloitte report suggests Wellington City Council has 330 more staff than it should
PSA says analysis from Deloitte lacks a basic understanding of what the Council's role is.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
More accurate headline:
Deloitte receives $435k of public funds to produce a report that recommends austerity, asset selling, and AI snake-oil for Wellington City Council.
#nzpol
Deloitte receives $435k of public funds to produce a report that recommends austerity, asset selling, and AI snake-oil for Wellington City Council.
#nzpol