Jarrod Baker
@jarrodbaker.bsky.social
lapsed comedian | voice actor | pākehā | trying to be better | good in bread | overalls enthusiast
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I never do sales, but I'm doing a big Christmas sale this year! Shop #kikorangi local, support an artist, and give unique gifts that always hit with their recipient!
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I never do sales, but I'm doing a big Christmas sale this year! Shop #kikorangi local, support an artist, and give unique gifts that always hit with their recipient!
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
in hindsight it makes a lot of sense that one of our most senior police officers was so incompetent at concealing his crimes. if only he’d watched just a single episode of SVU
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
in hindsight it makes a lot of sense that one of our most senior police officers was so incompetent at concealing his crimes. if only he’d watched just a single episode of SVU
pleased to report that there is no longer a water leak outside my house. the system (complaining here where no-one will see it) works!
can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected four weeks ago and yet there is now a water leak outside my house
can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected nearly two weeks ago and yet there’s still a water leak on Manners Street
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
pleased to report that there is no longer a water leak outside my house. the system (complaining here where no-one will see it) works!
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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We are looking for teachers willing to test Jasper, a CO2 monitor in their classrooms. Jasper is a prototype and we would like to receive user feedback as soon as possible from several countries. If you are interested, please fill out the form: letsair.org/jasper
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
We are looking for teachers willing to test Jasper, a CO2 monitor in their classrooms. Jasper is a prototype and we would like to receive user feedback as soon as possible from several countries. If you are interested, please fill out the form: letsair.org/jasper
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commenting "i really hope this is satire..." on my friend's wedding photos
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
commenting "i really hope this is satire..." on my friend's wedding photos
and this is what I did with the bread (an homage to my favourite Wellington sandwich, the ‘Chicken’ from Fred’s)
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
and this is what I did with the bread (an homage to my favourite Wellington sandwich, the ‘Chicken’ from Fred’s)
today’s menu: bread
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
today’s menu: bread
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you with your chatgpt girlfriend
July 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
you with your chatgpt girlfriend
can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected four weeks ago and yet there is now a water leak outside my house
can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected nearly two weeks ago and yet there’s still a water leak on Manners Street
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected four weeks ago and yet there is now a water leak outside my house
if I was a board member of a ridiculously overvalued company which had been irrevocably tainted by the inexplicable actions of its despicable chief executive then I would definitely vote to give that chief executive a mind-bogglingly large paycheck
November 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
if I was a board member of a ridiculously overvalued company which had been irrevocably tainted by the inexplicable actions of its despicable chief executive then I would definitely vote to give that chief executive a mind-bogglingly large paycheck
is this headache because of too much caffeine or too little caffeine? only two ways to find out & I’m going with the ‘more caffeine’ option
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
is this headache because of too much caffeine or too little caffeine? only two ways to find out & I’m going with the ‘more caffeine’ option
I guess they did stop believin’
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
'It’s been an incredible ride': Veteran rockers calling it quits after one last tour
The group behind the huge hit Don’t Stop Believin’ will kick off its Final Frontier farewell tour in February.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I guess they did stop believin’
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...
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If I had to have the misfortune of seeing this
ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If I had to have the misfortune of seeing this
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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inside you there are two wolves
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
inside you there are two wolves
last night at around 9pm we drove past a woman on a BMX who was wearing a furry hat (no helmet) and smoking a dart & honestly I didn’t realise we still had people that cool in Wellington, let alone in Paparangi
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
last night at around 9pm we drove past a woman on a BMX who was wearing a furry hat (no helmet) and smoking a dart & honestly I didn’t realise we still had people that cool in Wellington, let alone in Paparangi
we have recently started to let the new cat outside during the day if we are home. just now she brought home a meatball on a toothpick. sorry about your cocktail party
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
we have recently started to let the new cat outside during the day if we are home. just now she brought home a meatball on a toothpick. sorry about your cocktail party
today’s menu: bagel
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
today’s menu: bagel
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October 31, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
double-screening while watching Down Cemetery Road and this is what IMDB has to say about the storyline. needless to say I have high expectations
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
double-screening while watching Down Cemetery Road and this is what IMDB has to say about the storyline. needless to say I have high expectations