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Sin prisa pero sin pausa. Increasing the fucking thing. ATLien in Aotearoa. She/ella/ia 🍉
I tried to donate a couple times and got this error. I'm in NZ.
June 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Got ‘em
March 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm here you fuckass bitch
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"It works for me because a lot of people in Wellington don't like him." - @misswhanau.bsky.social ❤️😂
March 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reporting live from the Third World. We are so poor some beaches don't even have condos on them.

Gotta thank G Man Soros though-- he pays me to go to protests and sunbathe, it's choice.
February 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Not tolerating that disrespect.
February 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Why is he wearing shorts with a blazer, who is the crusty burnout on screen. Evil cannot be that goddam pathetic.

Now this a villain who respects himself.
February 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Delia's Gammon steak with gherkin sauce has the book's major themes: booze in the food, pretty decent cooking instructions, and something to make me giggle. Delia does not want her meat with those large fat cukes, no ma'am. Give her the small sharp gherkin.

Also, what is the rind? Ignorant in 2025.
January 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Today, let's look at One Man's Meat...

This ellipsis is putting in a lot of work. ...Is what Delia?

...another man's hog? ...enema? ...tasteful centrepiece?

One Man's Meat in the hand is worth seven in the bush?

The possibilities are endless.
January 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
When I read that @adriennemareebrown.bsky.social and others developed a tarot deck based on the work of Octavia Butler and others, I knew I had to have it.

Don’t judge if my favourite thing about it right now is that it comes with a Crown Royal pouch for travel. 😊
January 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
January 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
With alt text
January 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
January 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
First of all, why aren’t more of us eating ox kidney, I bet this shit is good. I cannot imagine cooking any less than 5 bowls' worth of soup, because future me knows to look in the freezer. But you do you boo.
January 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I will add a new page to this thread as I feel like it. Requests welcome. Rest assured we will cover all the highlights, from One Man’s Meat... to Happy Endings (!).
January 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
In honour of inheriting this taonga, this pinnacle of culinary literature, I will share the pages of Delia Smith's One is Fun! with you, dear reader.
January 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nau mai haere mai, bienvenidos, welcome. I’m coming to you live from 2025 in Te-Whanganui-a-Tara, Aotearoa, New Zealand.

I’m thrilled to DJ for this #SkyFundathon for local abortion funds across the US. Donate a drink tonight to local funds, or hell, shout them a whole case! bit.ly/CostOfADrink
December 31, 2024 at 10:01 PM
May your holiday balls be premium. ✨
December 24, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Maybe about 4 am, no sound, just an ominous tickling sensation on my face. My friends' cat had captured a weta and gifted it to me ON MY FACE.
December 4, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Share a crush you have, no explanation
November 30, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I just thought the All-Blacks did a good haka, missed that noise entirely. Good advice, Tiso.
November 24, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Papa, also known as 2Pop and Pete.
November 20, 2024 at 10:10 AM
My submission against the Teetz Principles Bill in its entirety. Take 2 mins to smash that submission button, then carry on with your life.
www.parliament.nz/en/pb/sc/mak...
November 20, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I'm in this one, can you see me? 😘

What a beautiful day to witness Māori being Māori, what a beautiful day to be tangata Tiriti.
November 19, 2024 at 7:45 AM
With alt text, for maximum 😂
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 AM