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Adam Valentine
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Cancer Survivor. Loud Talker. Bulldog Owner. Good Eater. Michigan Fan.
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Rutgers is not good, but one thing they’ve been great at is two-point defense. Rutgers has held opponents to 45% on twos this season. They’ve played Purdue, Tennessee, and Notre Dame and limited all 3 to under 53%.

Michigan shot 71% on twos in the 1st half.
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The epicenter was a mile or two into Canada and centered underneath a glacier. I bet it triggered a bunch of avalanches.
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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So yeah, if you're represented by a Republican in a district that was carried by less than 20 points, tomorrow would be a good day to call and demand that the ACA subsidies continue.
The good news is Republicans in Congress are shitting their pants right about now
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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This dog was spotted politely waiting by a pizza truck. He doesn’t have to say what he wants. They already know his order. It is pizza. 13/10 (IG: lauren.bardini)
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Took me a second to find it, but it’s in 18.3.2.1 in page 1075 of the manual.

ogc.osd.mil/Portals/99/d...
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino tries to blame the rise of measles cases in the U.S. on “illegal aliens,” an extremely common strategy among fascists historically.
November 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Zillow, the country’s largest real estate listings site, has quietly removed a feature that showed the risks from extreme weather for more than one million home sale listings on its site.
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
The scores aimed to predict a property’s risk from a fires, floods and storms, but some in the real estate industry as well as homeowners have called them inaccurate.
nyti.ms
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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like a man divorcing his wife but still acting extremely married to her while openly dating other women, which would be cra-ohhhhhhhh
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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As always I’m not allowed to sell my sports photos per my credential agreement. But if you’d like to support me you can always buy me a coffee! Your support means so much to me and really helps through the marathon that is a football season

buymeacoffee.com/bluebarronph...
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Carney: We know that this decades-long process of our ever-closer economic relationship between Canada and the US has ended. And as a consequence of that, many of our strengths have become our vulnerabilities, particularly in those industries that are most tightly integrated with the US….
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Players Era is one big change away from becoming everything its creators want it to be.

Ditch the point differential tiebreakers and move to bracket play starting next year.

Column from Vegas:

www.cbssports.com/college-bask...
Players Era format determining teams playing for prize money needs to be fixed
As the biggest regular season event continues to grow, it also needs to evolve to allow fans to embrace it to its full potential
www.cbssports.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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oh goddammit not Max Bredeson clearly done for the year
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Children are dying because of RFK Jr being Secretary of Health and Human Services. And this amoral fuckup (R Lizza, 51) knew a 'journalist' (Nuzzi, 32) he was fucking was running a catch-and-kill operation for political candidate RFK?

Even when you know the system is corrupt....
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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yeah I know the felching bit stood out for a lot of people but my jaw dropped at "sat on prior knowledge of a catch-and-kill scheme on behalf of a guy whose now measlesmaxxing the U.S. population"
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Let me help you understand Nick Fuentes with one more essay.

by Ross Douthat
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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This is good too.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Mike Kafka recognizes a kindred spirit
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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If this is what they are doing with the AI, what do you think they are doing with the much simpler and easier to control algorithm that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are seen by others?
High end wealth inequality allows for shit like this
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM