Ava of Ashes
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Ava of Ashes
@avadecenizas.bsky.social
Aspiring historical novelist. Beloved of a marksman. Mother of inspired girls. Science dilettante. In search of a more perfect Union.
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THE FUCKING LAUGH IS TOP TIER
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hehehe
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When AI’s spelling goes to trash
Somewhere, in a lonely data center, an AI is training on 23,000 pages of Epstein docs
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I absolutely love this story from Evan Ratliff, a @wired.com all-time great writer, about building his own company that employs exclusively AI agents.
All of My Employees Are AI Agents, and So Are My Executives
Sam Altman says the one-person billion-dollar company is coming. Maybe I could be that person—if only I could get my colleagues to shut up and stop lying.
www.wired.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
But her emails, amirite?
Walking into a glass door is what Trump means when he brags about transparency.
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OMG, that is hilarious. Not that I believe Epstein.
Oh dear, MAGA is going to be bummed. One of the Epstein emails specifically said Clinton was never on the island, and that the stories were complete and utter fantasy. He also said he'd never met Al Gore.

www.mediaite.com/politics/jef...
Jeffrey Epstein Says Bill Clinton Was 'Never On the Island'
Dead sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein said former President Bill Clinton "never" visited his so-called "Epstein Island," according to newly released emails on Wednesday.
www.mediaite.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Promises kept
Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Imagine a pedophilic blackmailer calling you “gross.” Wow
Responding to a 2017 message that Trump was 'so gross', Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was "worse in real life and upclose."
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Or what?
BREAKING:

A federal judge finds the Trump admin "did not comply" with his order to fund SNAP benefits.

Judge John McConnell has verbally ordered the admin to *fully fund* SNAP benefits for the month of November — by tomorrow.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That was ice cold.
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We should all be the flying squirrel.
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
We live in strange times when the beret wearing guy has the most class.
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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🖤
October 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Victory to the Episcopalians
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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This from the great @sulliview.bsky.social on the media's anemic (or non-) coverage of the massive No Kings movement is such a great point
October 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
One of my favorite actors.

🩷 rene auberjonois
I’ll tell you what’s a treat, whenever you watch a movie and you get Odo when he’s not Odo
October 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have a lot of legit gripes about my dad - but that dude taught me math.
Dude posted this saying his daughter will be his "second mom" thinking this is a positive message about little girls. 😒
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Blinks….
👀 Marjorie Taylor Greene breaks with Republicans on Obamacare funding, saying she’s not a fan of the law but demands action to prevent a premium hike. “I’m absolutely disgusted that health insurance premiums will DOUBLE if the tax credits expire this year.” She says GOP leaders don’t have a plan.
October 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Here here
Ossoff has been a fantastic Senator for Georgia. He is practical minded and works hard for this state. If you are in Georgia please consider doing what you can to support his re-election.
Two Georgia Republicans seeking to unseat Democratic incumbent Jon Ossoff in 2026 each said they raised nearly $2 million in the weeks after entering the race this summer. https://to.pbs.org/48Nh2LJ
October 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Mexican Freedom Frog shows up for the US.
Portland Frog updates about getting pepper sprayed in his fan intake 🐸🫡
October 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
No one expects the Tenth Amendment….
Judge: That's what I'll do. Prohibit federalization or deployment of any NG troops into Oregon. For all reasons in prior opinion. Deployment of federalized military is ultra vires and contrary to law, violating Title 10, section 12406. I also find it's likely that defendants violate 10th Amendment.
October 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Truth
It was better - with all its flaws - to live in an America governed by the constitution.
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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This is the biggest, toughest article I’ve done about so-called “AI psychosis.” It’s the story of a man who committed a horrific crime in his youth but served his time and against all odds found love and a new life—one that completely unraveled after he started talking to Google’s Gemini chatbot.
He Grew Obsessed With an AI Chatbot. Then He Vanished in the Ozarks
Jon Ganz committed a terrible crime in his youth, but he survived prison, fell in love, and started over. His new life unraveled in a way nobody could have predicted.
www.rollingstone.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM