Alex Stemcell 🏳️🌈
@astemcell.bsky.social
Indie developer - Unlicensed Linguist - Existentially Gay - Free love is too tame for me - EN: him / DE: er
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Alex Stemcell 🏳️🌈
@astemcell.bsky.social
· Mar 19
Pivoting to a New Project: How to Procrastinate Indefinitely While Still Feeling Productive
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The average Shakespeare play has over 30 characters and he didn't even have a computer
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 7:28 AM
The average Shakespeare play has over 30 characters and he didn't even have a computer
Like, how does one even have a Romeo-and-Juliet-themed wedding anyway? It is a central plot point that they get married in secret.
just saw a woman on tik tok sealing her wedding invitations with the three of swords tarot art. the wedding’s theme? romeo and juliet. girl if you want to dump him just dump him it’s cheaper
January 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Like, how does one even have a Romeo-and-Juliet-themed wedding anyway? It is a central plot point that they get married in secret.
Instructions unclear, got my crops ate and my pussy rotated
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Instructions unclear, got my crops ate and my pussy rotated
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Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
We have to take the phrase "Lost Media" away from YouTubers for awhile until they reeducate themselves on what that actually means.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
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I mean, here we have a feel-good story of ordinary defiance. Pushing back against hate. But you, the reader, may know (as I did not) who Mark Harris is and that his husband is in fact legendary American dramatist Tony Kushner. This would be like if Saul Bellow or Joan Didion told you to get fucked.
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
See? We just need to talk to each other.
January 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I mean, here we have a feel-good story of ordinary defiance. Pushing back against hate. But you, the reader, may know (as I did not) who Mark Harris is and that his husband is in fact legendary American dramatist Tony Kushner. This would be like if Saul Bellow or Joan Didion told you to get fucked.
Knowing that 42% of Americans don't know that potato chips are made of potatoes explains so much about this shithole country
Lol it's because they found out that 42% of the people who buy them have no idea they're made of potatoes 🫠
Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
fortune.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Knowing that 42% of Americans don't know that potato chips are made of potatoes explains so much about this shithole country
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heated rivalry... yuri on ice... roller derby... truly shoes which go fast are the dominion of the queers
January 13, 2026 at 11:07 PM
heated rivalry... yuri on ice... roller derby... truly shoes which go fast are the dominion of the queers
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
PSA: posting screenshots of BrooklynDad posts (or any other big-name dipshits who I have blocked) is a blockable offense
January 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM
PSA: posting screenshots of BrooklynDad posts (or any other big-name dipshits who I have blocked) is a blockable offense
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At some point in my life, things shifted from "you're a sellout" to "get that bag" and I think something valuable was lost in that.
January 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
At some point in my life, things shifted from "you're a sellout" to "get that bag" and I think something valuable was lost in that.
Slightly diminish a game
Ori and the Myopic Grove
Ori and the Myopic Grove
Slightly diminish a game
A Few People Have Gone to the Rapture
A Few People Have Gone to the Rapture
Slightly diminish a game
Mantelpiece Urn Cat Burgler
Mantelpiece Urn Cat Burgler
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Slightly diminish a game
Ori and the Myopic Grove
Ori and the Myopic Grove
Games first beaten* in 2026 thread:
* or otherwise played to satisfaction
* or otherwise played to satisfaction
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Games first beaten* in 2026 thread:
* or otherwise played to satisfaction
* or otherwise played to satisfaction
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
in this house we stan Dogs Bower
January 10, 2026 at 9:08 AM
in this house we stan Dogs Bower
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
the fundamental problem with Law & Order is that Dick Wolf LOVES cops
maybe more than any person alive
I don't even think cops like cops and much as Dick Wolf likes cops
he's like the living embodiment of copaganda
maybe more than any person alive
I don't even think cops like cops and much as Dick Wolf likes cops
he's like the living embodiment of copaganda
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 AM
the fundamental problem with Law & Order is that Dick Wolf LOVES cops
maybe more than any person alive
I don't even think cops like cops and much as Dick Wolf likes cops
he's like the living embodiment of copaganda
maybe more than any person alive
I don't even think cops like cops and much as Dick Wolf likes cops
he's like the living embodiment of copaganda
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my favorite patho 3 item description
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
my favorite patho 3 item description
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Daniil Dankovsky:
- Entire existence only possible through careful balancing act of addictive chemicals
- Constantly being mocked and derided by small children
- Can die from having a conversation wrong
- Desperate to get her back (Thanatica)
welcome back harry du bois
- Entire existence only possible through careful balancing act of addictive chemicals
- Constantly being mocked and derided by small children
- Can die from having a conversation wrong
- Desperate to get her back (Thanatica)
welcome back harry du bois
January 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Daniil Dankovsky:
- Entire existence only possible through careful balancing act of addictive chemicals
- Constantly being mocked and derided by small children
- Can die from having a conversation wrong
- Desperate to get her back (Thanatica)
welcome back harry du bois
- Entire existence only possible through careful balancing act of addictive chemicals
- Constantly being mocked and derided by small children
- Can die from having a conversation wrong
- Desperate to get her back (Thanatica)
welcome back harry du bois
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The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
January 9, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
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What’s special about ‘Xenogears’ isn’t that it’s ‘medically accurate,' although ‘it is.’
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
What’s special about ‘Xenogears’ isn’t that it’s ‘medically accurate,' although ‘it is.’
Reminder: if you see a study that claims to quantify some aspect of music, if none of the authors is a musicologist you should probably ignore it
This is doubly so if it's trying to argue that the music of today is inferior in quantifiable ways to the music of the past
This is doubly so if it's trying to argue that the music of today is inferior in quantifiable ways to the music of the past
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Reminder: if you see a study that claims to quantify some aspect of music, if none of the authors is a musicologist you should probably ignore it
This is doubly so if it's trying to argue that the music of today is inferior in quantifiable ways to the music of the past
This is doubly so if it's trying to argue that the music of today is inferior in quantifiable ways to the music of the past
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behold the future of Mass Effect:
😇😀
🤔 😟
😡😠
😇😀
🤔 😟
😡😠
January 9, 2026 at 6:15 AM
behold the future of Mass Effect:
😇😀
🤔 😟
😡😠
😇😀
🤔 😟
😡😠