Citan Uzuki
@doccitanuzuki.bsky.social
Humble country doctor. Let us just say that I know a little more about the world than most do.
When it comes to 'Bill Clinton's penis,' I confess I am only 'moderately interested.'
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When it comes to 'Bill Clinton's penis,' I confess I am only 'moderately interested.'
As Citan Uzuki, I have always been focused on my 'top priority': Citan Uzuki.
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
As Citan Uzuki, I have always been focused on my 'top priority': Citan Uzuki.
You find ‘Jar Jar’ a ‘racist caricature’? You clearly know nothing of Lucas’s antifascist bonafides. Just as ‘Star Wars ’77’ was a trenchant critique of the tet Offensive, ‘The Phantom Menace,’ through ‘Jar Jar Binks,’ invites young viewers to sympathize with the plight of the nông dân of Indochina.
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You find ‘Jar Jar’ a ‘racist caricature’? You clearly know nothing of Lucas’s antifascist bonafides. Just as ‘Star Wars ’77’ was a trenchant critique of the tet Offensive, ‘The Phantom Menace,’ through ‘Jar Jar Binks,’ invites young viewers to sympathize with the plight of the nông dân of Indochina.
The 'O.J. Simpson trial,' in my opinion, had a lot to do with 'race' and 'celebrity' in 'America.'
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The 'O.J. Simpson trial,' in my opinion, had a lot to do with 'race' and 'celebrity' in 'America.'
A fan once saw me at a grocery store and said it was cool to meet me in person but they didn't want to 'bother me.' I said, "Like you're doing now?" All they could say was "Huh?" and I kept cutting them off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing my hand shut in front of their face. Then, I chuckled.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
A fan once saw me at a grocery store and said it was cool to meet me in person but they didn't want to 'bother me.' I said, "Like you're doing now?" All they could say was "Huh?" and I kept cutting them off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing my hand shut in front of their face. Then, I chuckled.
'My band' is 'very tight' and getting 'pretty energetic.' The 'new songs' are in 'that' vein of pop (think 'Elvis Costello/Wilco/Elliot Smith/George Harrison/Elephant 6/Apples in Stereo/Flaming Lips/Suede/Radiohead').
November 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
'My band' is 'very tight' and getting 'pretty energetic.' The 'new songs' are in 'that' vein of pop (think 'Elvis Costello/Wilco/Elliot Smith/George Harrison/Elephant 6/Apples in Stereo/Flaming Lips/Suede/Radiohead').
'Xenogears' is really, really 'fantastic' (totally 'awful,' mind you, but also 'fantastic').
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
'Xenogears' is really, really 'fantastic' (totally 'awful,' mind you, but also 'fantastic').
Are you a 'perfect modern gentleman'? Not if you 'burp' in 'public' or 'wear clothes' at 'the gym.'
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Are you a 'perfect modern gentleman'? Not if you 'burp' in 'public' or 'wear clothes' at 'the gym.'
My 'personal brand' is being 'too cool' to be alarmed by the 'murder of civilians' and the 'undoing of civil rights' and the 'end of the rule of law' because I always knew 'everything sucked' (which is the only thing you ever need to think or believe (this makes me a good person)).
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My 'personal brand' is being 'too cool' to be alarmed by the 'murder of civilians' and the 'undoing of civil rights' and the 'end of the rule of law' because I always knew 'everything sucked' (which is the only thing you ever need to think or believe (this makes me a good person)).
I am a 'big fan' of 'meaningless, repetitive behavior.' And what's more 'meaningless' than 'jacking it'?
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am a 'big fan' of 'meaningless, repetitive behavior.' And what's more 'meaningless' than 'jacking it'?
I have a challenge for 'Sonic Team': create a 'storyline' in which 'Sonic' becomes 'a paraplegic.' Imagine the drama of a vulnerable 'Sonic the Hedgehog' still, through sheer force of will, running at the speed of sound despite his handicap. I guarantee the world will be shocked, stunned, and moved.
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have a challenge for 'Sonic Team': create a 'storyline' in which 'Sonic' becomes 'a paraplegic.' Imagine the drama of a vulnerable 'Sonic the Hedgehog' still, through sheer force of will, running at the speed of sound despite his handicap. I guarantee the world will be shocked, stunned, and moved.
Let me say on behalf of the world’s ‘cool people’ that all you ‘normies’ truly ‘suck.’ There is nothing remotely ‘charming’ or ‘rocking’ about you ‘dorky minivan types’ and your ‘beer’ and ‘barbecue.’ Here’s hoping the next ’t-bone’ you eat leaves you choking on your own excess. 'Die!’ 'Die!’ 'Die!’
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Let me say on behalf of the world’s ‘cool people’ that all you ‘normies’ truly ‘suck.’ There is nothing remotely ‘charming’ or ‘rocking’ about you ‘dorky minivan types’ and your ‘beer’ and ‘barbecue.’ Here’s hoping the next ’t-bone’ you eat leaves you choking on your own excess. 'Die!’ 'Die!’ 'Die!’
You seem to misunderstand. My statement was NOT a ‘confession.’ It was nothing more than a purely ‘hypothetical’ ‘play-by-play’ of how I MIGHT have ‘committed murder,’ if I had ‘committed murder,’ which I did not. If I had (and, to be crystal clear, I did not), I would have done it as I described.
November 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You seem to misunderstand. My statement was NOT a ‘confession.’ It was nothing more than a purely ‘hypothetical’ ‘play-by-play’ of how I MIGHT have ‘committed murder,’ if I had ‘committed murder,’ which I did not. If I had (and, to be crystal clear, I did not), I would have done it as I described.
A peculiar vanity in 'certain kinds of young men' causes them to 'drive around alone' late on rainy nights - such a man actually chooses to drive when it rains because it is appropriately 'evocative' for his inner emotional geography - listening to the strains of 'Aerith [sic]'s Theme' and 'crying.'
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A peculiar vanity in 'certain kinds of young men' causes them to 'drive around alone' late on rainy nights - such a man actually chooses to drive when it rains because it is appropriately 'evocative' for his inner emotional geography - listening to the strains of 'Aerith [sic]'s Theme' and 'crying.'
'Xenogears' invalidates not only your 'argument,' but your 'soul.'
October 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
'Xenogears' invalidates not only your 'argument,' but your 'soul.'
This 'deceased equine' may be 'overflagellated,' but 'Xenogears' is 'quite good.'
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This 'deceased equine' may be 'overflagellated,' but 'Xenogears' is 'quite good.'
Sure, it's 'healthy' to 'deny thy father' while young and find your own way through 'the maze of art and life.' But remember, when you have given up, sad and defeated, sit back on the couch and play some '90s PlayStation titles' by 'Square Soft, Inc.' Because they're better than 'the shit you like.'
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sure, it's 'healthy' to 'deny thy father' while young and find your own way through 'the maze of art and life.' But remember, when you have given up, sad and defeated, sit back on the couch and play some '90s PlayStation titles' by 'Square Soft, Inc.' Because they're better than 'the shit you like.'
'Xenogears' may be 'like 60 hours long,' but it 'packs' more 'genius' into 'every second' than 'Albert Einstein' managed in 'his entire life.'
October 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
'Xenogears' may be 'like 60 hours long,' but it 'packs' more 'genius' into 'every second' than 'Albert Einstein' managed in 'his entire life.'
Who wrote ‘Highway Patrolman’ by ‘Bruce Springsteen’? I’m glad you asked. ‘Highway Patrolman’ by ‘Bruce Springsteen’ was written by ‘Bruce Springsteen.’
October 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Who wrote ‘Highway Patrolman’ by ‘Bruce Springsteen’? I’m glad you asked. ‘Highway Patrolman’ by ‘Bruce Springsteen’ was written by ‘Bruce Springsteen.’
Face it: you're surrounded by people who like 'Xenogears.' They're everywhere. they're in 'your home,' at 'your work,' serving you 'your morning coffee,' checking 'your gas meter,' giving you 'an eye exam.' Everywhere. So my advice is to give in to 'Xenogears.' Give in, and they'll stop pitying you.
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Face it: you're surrounded by people who like 'Xenogears.' They're everywhere. they're in 'your home,' at 'your work,' serving you 'your morning coffee,' checking 'your gas meter,' giving you 'an eye exam.' Everywhere. So my advice is to give in to 'Xenogears.' Give in, and they'll stop pitying you.
Fei, when I ‘texted’ you that ‘GIF’ of ‘Wesley Snipes’ ‘weeping’ while shooting his ‘friend’ in the movie ‘New Jack City,’ I was not ‘making a joke.’ I was simply explaining ‘what I plan to do’ (except for ‘the weeping part’).
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Fei, when I ‘texted’ you that ‘GIF’ of ‘Wesley Snipes’ ‘weeping’ while shooting his ‘friend’ in the movie ‘New Jack City,’ I was not ‘making a joke.’ I was simply explaining ‘what I plan to do’ (except for ‘the weeping part’).
'Mrs Butterworth,' by the way, is an 'American syrup brand.'
October 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
'Mrs Butterworth,' by the way, is an 'American syrup brand.'
You have 'a band'? Cute. 'Music' is a fine 'hobby' for kids and teenagers but should be outgrown by early adulthood.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You have 'a band'? Cute. 'Music' is a fine 'hobby' for kids and teenagers but should be outgrown by early adulthood.
Would 'Pac-Man' exist without 'Xenogears'? No. Would 'Nintendo Mario' exist without 'Xenogears'? Obviously not.
October 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Would 'Pac-Man' exist without 'Xenogears'? No. Would 'Nintendo Mario' exist without 'Xenogears'? Obviously not.
I remember 'Howard Stern' once had 'a guy' on who claimed it was 'OK' to 'drink your own urine' and he 'did it daily,' so they had the guy 'pee in a cup' and 'drink it' to 'prove it.' It immediately became clear that he was 'not very used to drinking his own urine.'
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I remember 'Howard Stern' once had 'a guy' on who claimed it was 'OK' to 'drink your own urine' and he 'did it daily,' so they had the guy 'pee in a cup' and 'drink it' to 'prove it.' It immediately became clear that he was 'not very used to drinking his own urine.'