Citan Uzuki
@doccitanuzuki.bsky.social
Humble country doctor. Let us just say that I know a little more about the world than most do.
A beautiful and rare thing to see a 'gamer' concerned about 'literacy'! Strangely, after expressing this touching concern, 'at sign hellion gamer dot blue sky dot social' 'blocked' 'yours truly.' This behavior may seem 'incoherent,' but let us remember: the 'gamer' has limited 'cognitive resources.'
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A beautiful and rare thing to see a 'gamer' concerned about 'literacy'! Strangely, after expressing this touching concern, 'at sign hellion gamer dot blue sky dot social' 'blocked' 'yours truly.' This behavior may seem 'incoherent,' but let us remember: the 'gamer' has limited 'cognitive resources.'
Truly, 'at sign hellion gamer dot blue sky dot social' demonstrates the 'intellect' for which the 'gamer' is known.
As we like to say here on 'the internet dot com,' the 'username' . . . 'checks out.'
As we like to say here on 'the internet dot com,' the 'username' . . . 'checks out.'
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Truly, 'at sign hellion gamer dot blue sky dot social' demonstrates the 'intellect' for which the 'gamer' is known.
As we like to say here on 'the internet dot com,' the 'username' . . . 'checks out.'
As we like to say here on 'the internet dot com,' the 'username' . . . 'checks out.'
A 'little joke,' one assumes. After all, to believe this one would not only need to have 'never read a book' but to also have 'profound cognitive impairment' (likely in the context of a 'massive traumatic brain injury').
August 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
A 'little joke,' one assumes. After all, to believe this one would not only need to have 'never read a book' but to also have 'profound cognitive impairment' (likely in the context of a 'massive traumatic brain injury').
Check out that 'user interface.' It's 'a laptop'!
How 'cool' is 'that'? So 'appropriate' for a game that 'came' (as it were) out when they were 'all the rage.' We are looking at one of the 'best' 'user interfaces' in 'game history.' (I actually still use a 'laptop.')
How 'cool' is 'that'? So 'appropriate' for a game that 'came' (as it were) out when they were 'all the rage.' We are looking at one of the 'best' 'user interfaces' in 'game history.' (I actually still use a 'laptop.')
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Check out that 'user interface.' It's 'a laptop'!
How 'cool' is 'that'? So 'appropriate' for a game that 'came' (as it were) out when they were 'all the rage.' We are looking at one of the 'best' 'user interfaces' in 'game history.' (I actually still use a 'laptop.')
How 'cool' is 'that'? So 'appropriate' for a game that 'came' (as it were) out when they were 'all the rage.' We are looking at one of the 'best' 'user interfaces' in 'game history.' (I actually still use a 'laptop.')
In some ways the new 'Teddy Ruxpin' seems to be taking 'a different approach,' but one cannot deny that it incorporates many of the features 'fans' have 'always wanted.'
August 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
In some ways the new 'Teddy Ruxpin' seems to be taking 'a different approach,' but one cannot deny that it incorporates many of the features 'fans' have 'always wanted.'
When (like 'Dragon Land' in the 'SEGA AGES 2500' remake of 'Space Harrier') the 'dipshit children' of 'Blue Sky Dot Com' 'scream,' does anyone 'hear'? Or are they (the 'dipshit children'), rather, just 'so many trees' falling in 'the forest' (of 'the Internet dot com')?
June 25, 2025 at 8:21 AM
When (like 'Dragon Land' in the 'SEGA AGES 2500' remake of 'Space Harrier') the 'dipshit children' of 'Blue Sky Dot Com' 'scream,' does anyone 'hear'? Or are they (the 'dipshit children'), rather, just 'so many trees' falling in 'the forest' (of 'the Internet dot com')?
What 'flickers faintly' in the dim hollowness of what, for lack of a more accurate term, we might call the 'brain' of 'at big booty Luigi dot Blue Sky dot social'? Evolutionary biology would do well to consider that 'dipshit children' are in many ways the living analog of our 'anthropoid ancestors.'
June 25, 2025 at 8:12 AM
What 'flickers faintly' in the dim hollowness of what, for lack of a more accurate term, we might call the 'brain' of 'at big booty Luigi dot Blue Sky dot social'? Evolutionary biology would do well to consider that 'dipshit children' are in many ways the living analog of our 'anthropoid ancestors.'
When a 'dipshit child' 'logs on' to 'Blue Sky Dot Com' and begins 'screaming' (like 'Dragon Land' in the 'SEGA AGES 2500 remake of Space Harrier'), the temptation may be to 'censure' the 'behavior.' But we must remember: they are doing their best to understand a world they must find very confusing.
June 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
When a 'dipshit child' 'logs on' to 'Blue Sky Dot Com' and begins 'screaming' (like 'Dragon Land' in the 'SEGA AGES 2500 remake of Space Harrier'), the temptation may be to 'censure' the 'behavior.' But we must remember: they are doing their best to understand a world they must find very confusing.
What 'thoughts,' an observer might ask, undergird the 'screaming' of 'at sign shiny gloom'? The question is flawed. In the case of a 'dipshit child' of this caliber, it cannot be assumed that 'thoughts' 'exist' at all, much less undergird 'anything' of 'any kind.'
June 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What 'thoughts,' an observer might ask, undergird the 'screaming' of 'at sign shiny gloom'? The question is flawed. In the case of a 'dipshit child' of this caliber, it cannot be assumed that 'thoughts' 'exist' at all, much less undergird 'anything' of 'any kind.'
'Regrettable,' but 'by no means surprising,' that, once again, the 'dipshit children' of 'Blue Sky dot com' have not only 'logged on,' but -- not unlike 'Dragon Land' in the 'SEGA AGES 2500' remake of 'Space Harrier' -- they are 'screaming'!
Same, as ヘッズさん famously observed, as it ever was.
Same, as ヘッズさん famously observed, as it ever was.
June 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
'Regrettable,' but 'by no means surprising,' that, once again, the 'dipshit children' of 'Blue Sky dot com' have not only 'logged on,' but -- not unlike 'Dragon Land' in the 'SEGA AGES 2500' remake of 'Space Harrier' -- they are 'screaming'!
Same, as ヘッズさん famously observed, as it ever was.
Same, as ヘッズさん famously observed, as it ever was.
'Millions' (perhaps 'billions') of children were 'never born' because of 'the creation' of 'this character' — and for that, we thank her. By diverting the 'procreative nectar' of countless 'mouth-breathing nerdlings' into their 'body pillows,' she has done 'the gene pool,' and 'humanity,' a service.
June 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
'Millions' (perhaps 'billions') of children were 'never born' because of 'the creation' of 'this character' — and for that, we thank her. By diverting the 'procreative nectar' of countless 'mouth-breathing nerdlings' into their 'body pillows,' she has done 'the gene pool,' and 'humanity,' a service.
You know a 'product' is 'extremely good' when it's 'something that already exists' but with 'AI' 'horseshit' 'added to it' for 'no reason,' and you know it's 'even better' when the 'CTO' of the ('dopily named') 'company that makes it' says he "hopes" it won't 'leak' your 'social security number.'
June 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You know a 'product' is 'extremely good' when it's 'something that already exists' but with 'AI' 'horseshit' 'added to it' for 'no reason,' and you know it's 'even better' when the 'CTO' of the ('dopily named') 'company that makes it' says he "hopes" it won't 'leak' your 'social security number.'
'They' (at 'the Book of Gaming') are 'centered' in 'Jesus Christ' (pictured).
June 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
'They' (at 'the Book of Gaming') are 'centered' in 'Jesus Christ' (pictured).
It makes 'more than perfect sense' that 'iRobot,' famously the manufacturer of the 'Roomba autonomous vacuum cleaner,' would consider 'Aeris' an 'asset.' She 'sucks tremendously,' after all.
May 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
It makes 'more than perfect sense' that 'iRobot,' famously the manufacturer of the 'Roomba autonomous vacuum cleaner,' would consider 'Aeris' an 'asset.' She 'sucks tremendously,' after all.
Mothers know that 'this' is a wholesome 'combination.'
May 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Mothers know that 'this' is a wholesome 'combination.'
Sadly, this is still 'nowhere near' 'soon enough.'
May 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sadly, this is still 'nowhere near' 'soon enough.'
To the 'blind halfwit children,' stating that 'Shion Uzuki in Xenosaga was originally going to be called Becky in translation' is 'harassment.' Positing the existence of 'fuckable Nazis' is 'super antisemitic and racist.' The idea of a 'plural system' containing 'Karl Marx' is 'ableist.' Incredible.
April 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
To the 'blind halfwit children,' stating that 'Shion Uzuki in Xenosaga was originally going to be called Becky in translation' is 'harassment.' Positing the existence of 'fuckable Nazis' is 'super antisemitic and racist.' The idea of a 'plural system' containing 'Karl Marx' is 'ableist.' Incredible.
Fascinating ... and tragic. I have just learned that not only did I 'kick' 'Soraya Saga' off 'the internet,' but I also stopped her from 'directing another game.'
April 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Fascinating ... and tragic. I have just learned that not only did I 'kick' 'Soraya Saga' off 'the internet,' but I also stopped her from 'directing another game.'
The 'memory,' 'perception,' and 'apparent level of intellectual functioning' of 'At sign Triforce Zard' here perhaps provide 'some insight' into not only 'the dynamics of the Saga Saga' but into that 'eternal question' of just why and how 'Gamers' are 'so stupid.'
April 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The 'memory,' 'perception,' and 'apparent level of intellectual functioning' of 'At sign Triforce Zard' here perhaps provide 'some insight' into not only 'the dynamics of the Saga Saga' but into that 'eternal question' of just why and how 'Gamers' are 'so stupid.'
One would think me but a man whose post about 'Xenosaga' three years ago made many 'scream' (like 'Dragon Land in the SEGA AGES 2500 remake of Space Harrier'). One would be wrong. In fact, I am actually the avatar of the misogyny of an entire 'fandom' and I 'kicked' 'Soraya Saga' off 'the internet.'
April 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One would think me but a man whose post about 'Xenosaga' three years ago made many 'scream' (like 'Dragon Land in the SEGA AGES 2500 remake of Space Harrier'). One would be wrong. In fact, I am actually the avatar of the misogyny of an entire 'fandom' and I 'kicked' 'Soraya Saga' off 'the internet.'
Here we have three of the most 'artistic games' of 'all time,' exploring, respectively, 'violence against women,' 'what happens if your "GF" dies but is still kind of alive, but like in a parallel universe or some shit," and 'whether it might be, perhaps, "bad" to "kill a little girl" or whatever.'
April 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Here we have three of the most 'artistic games' of 'all time,' exploring, respectively, 'violence against women,' 'what happens if your "GF" dies but is still kind of alive, but like in a parallel universe or some shit," and 'whether it might be, perhaps, "bad" to "kill a little girl" or whatever.'
Not only would those of us in 'neuroscience' learn 'a lot' if we 'killed 'Xenoblade players' and examined 'the histological features of their postmortem brain tissue,' but society itself would benefit from this 'thinning' of the 'Gamer population.'
March 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Not only would those of us in 'neuroscience' learn 'a lot' if we 'killed 'Xenoblade players' and examined 'the histological features of their postmortem brain tissue,' but society itself would benefit from this 'thinning' of the 'Gamer population.'
"I've been on this quest for 15-20 hours now.... Oh well. At least the game is fantastic :)" — Actual Statement of a 'Gamer'
March 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"I've been on this quest for 15-20 hours now.... Oh well. At least the game is fantastic :)" — Actual Statement of a 'Gamer'
You want me to 'post' a 'fictional character' who I think 'would be an antivaxxer'?
Nothing could be easier.
Nothing could be easier.
![That the 'dipshit flower girl' from 'Final Fantasy VII' (I refer to 'Aerith' [sic]) would be 'an antivaxxer' is so clearly true that it almost 'goes without saying,' but I will 'say so' regardless, because 'it should be said.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5bxrpcfjbn7aml3dfbungj45/bafkreifcqyl7dtjq4uejz7ehyhftitffduaysakobae32vlh2w3dsu3w7a@jpeg)
March 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
You want me to 'post' a 'fictional character' who I think 'would be an antivaxxer'?
Nothing could be easier.
Nothing could be easier.
Very exciting to see that 'Tifa' beat 'the PlayStation controller robot' at 'the Famitsu awards.'
March 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Very exciting to see that 'Tifa' beat 'the PlayStation controller robot' at 'the Famitsu awards.'