franklin
@aphelionpoint.bsky.social
one of those buffoons that you only read about in old-timey newspapers in the section specifically about buffoons
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franklin
@aphelionpoint.bsky.social
· Feb 4
Here is a thread of my three idiot dogs:
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
October 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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i think the funniest phenomenon of transphobia is when they twist themselves in a knot to misgender. it’s not even offensive, it’s just cartoonishly goofy as hell lol
May 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i think the funniest phenomenon of transphobia is when they twist themselves in a knot to misgender. it’s not even offensive, it’s just cartoonishly goofy as hell lol
Watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2 and I’m almost certain Miranda and Taylor would’ve been lesbians if they weren’t Mormon.
May 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Watching Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2 and I’m almost certain Miranda and Taylor would’ve been lesbians if they weren’t Mormon.
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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
May 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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twitter is so openly nazi these days that you saying that a guy singing kanye wests new “H*il H*tler” song is nazi propaganda isn’t actually nazi propaganda
May 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
twitter is so openly nazi these days that you saying that a guy singing kanye wests new “H*il H*tler” song is nazi propaganda isn’t actually nazi propaganda
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Zero. We all know it's zero.
Just curious, what’s the tariff on a $400 million jet from Qatar?
May 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Zero. We all know it's zero.
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the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again
May 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
the excitement of the new pope has already worn off we should select a new one again
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Masking shows that you care about your community and vulnerable populations.
May 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Masking shows that you care about your community and vulnerable populations.
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fat guys at jersey girl stoners
sandwich places who like to peg
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craving a toasted italian sub
sandwich places who like to peg
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craving a toasted italian sub
May 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
fat guys at jersey girl stoners
sandwich places who like to peg
🤝
craving a toasted italian sub
sandwich places who like to peg
🤝
craving a toasted italian sub
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As someone who spent six years of the prime of my career fighting against the idea that you can advance your political agenda by recklessly spreading the assertion that a deadly shooting was staged to a mass audience while lacking any semblance of quality evidence, man, get the fuck outta here.
There are people who believe the moon landing was staged but this wasn’t.
May 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
As someone who spent six years of the prime of my career fighting against the idea that you can advance your political agenda by recklessly spreading the assertion that a deadly shooting was staged to a mass audience while lacking any semblance of quality evidence, man, get the fuck outta here.
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Staying informed in 2025:
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Staying informed in 2025:
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Your utility account changes platforms.
You’re notified via email.
You don’t get the email.
Your autopay stops working.
Your bill pay is rejected.
Your account number changes.
You see the email.
You login to new platform. It requires the old account number.
You’re notified via email.
You don’t get the email.
Your autopay stops working.
Your bill pay is rejected.
Your account number changes.
You see the email.
You login to new platform. It requires the old account number.
Sorry if there is something obvious that I am missing - it seems like a minor inconvenience if it doesn’t include any additional fees? What’s the scam or hostility in that?
It’s similar to a business changing the payment counter to a different location.
It’s similar to a business changing the payment counter to a different location.
May 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Your utility account changes platforms.
You’re notified via email.
You don’t get the email.
Your autopay stops working.
Your bill pay is rejected.
Your account number changes.
You see the email.
You login to new platform. It requires the old account number.
You’re notified via email.
You don’t get the email.
Your autopay stops working.
Your bill pay is rejected.
Your account number changes.
You see the email.
You login to new platform. It requires the old account number.
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as a medievalist, let me say that this always ends well
Well we are about to find out what kind of Christianity is not acceptable to the administration
April 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
as a medievalist, let me say that this always ends well
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Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.
April 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Despite seeing several people I totally trust say this was real I still felt I had to verify it with my own eyes. And having done so I still can't believe it's real.
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this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks
April 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
this probably goes without saying but the stories that make you seethe with rage are best contemplated in moderation and not for an entire day straight. i see resist accounts on here that retweet 50 pieces of awful news every hour as if the human heart can hold all that shit safely. take breaks
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I'm the guy at the park with 3 off-leash dogs at 12:15pm on a Wednesday. I like to spend some time with my off-leash dogs as close to the children's play area as possible before instructing my dogs to follow and bark at any other dogs they see. If you say anything to me about it I'll kill myself
April 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I'm the guy at the park with 3 off-leash dogs at 12:15pm on a Wednesday. I like to spend some time with my off-leash dogs as close to the children's play area as possible before instructing my dogs to follow and bark at any other dogs they see. If you say anything to me about it I'll kill myself
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Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Are Catholics just like on the honor system right now
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Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"
Homan on Abrego Garcia: "He got more due process than Laken Riley got."
April 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Really need journalists to push back on this bullshit. When they say this, just ask them point blank: "Are you saying that because one Latino man committed a murder, another Latino man deserves a life sentence? Do you think all Latino men interchangeable?"
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the very real literary agent who definitely got for real fired for posting non-fake manuscripts will be moving on to his next venture, posting secret resistance messages from the national park service account
April 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
the very real literary agent who definitely got for real fired for posting non-fake manuscripts will be moving on to his next venture, posting secret resistance messages from the national park service account
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April 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Logan Paul is an incredible wrestler and this is only cemented by the fact that he beat AJ Styles tonight at Wrestlemania. AJ Styles is known for his 5 star matches in Japan, but Logan isn’t shabby either. Google “Logan Paul Japan” for more!
April 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Logan Paul is an incredible wrestler and this is only cemented by the fact that he beat AJ Styles tonight at Wrestlemania. AJ Styles is known for his 5 star matches in Japan, but Logan isn’t shabby either. Google “Logan Paul Japan” for more!
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happy easter
April 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
happy easter