Jane
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Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
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I had a wet dream about you last night …
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
February 15, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I had a wet dream about you last night …
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
… I pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff 💦
Bro industry just moved up to another level
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Bro industry just moved up to another level
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One fun thing about being soberish is that you no longer have an excuse for your behavior so every ten minutes you keep having to be like ‘sorry, I’m just a bad person’
February 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
One fun thing about being soberish is that you no longer have an excuse for your behavior so every ten minutes you keep having to be like ‘sorry, I’m just a bad person’
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When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
The little leg kick out for steering in skeleton is necessary yet crazy.
February 15, 2026 at 6:11 PM
When I get just a little too warm under the covers:
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I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
February 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.
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Who butt-moggs the butt-moggers?
February 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Who butt-moggs the butt-moggers?
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[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
February 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
[taking a survey]
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
"sex?"
yes please
"no, I mean male or female"
either is fine really. whoever will have me
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Don't forget to leave KY and condoms out for cupid tonight
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Don't forget to leave KY and condoms out for cupid tonight
I can't watch this without thinking he looks exactly like Napoleon Dynamite in blades of glory youtu.be/PhM61EzAg_E?...
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February 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I can't watch this without thinking he looks exactly like Napoleon Dynamite in blades of glory youtu.be/PhM61EzAg_E?...
"the room for violent criminals was empty"
I love this man. I would lick the hair dye off his face.
I love this man. I would lick the hair dye off his face.
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"the room for violent criminals was empty"
I love this man. I would lick the hair dye off his face.
I love this man. I would lick the hair dye off his face.
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The best thing about having a commute with traffic is how much easier it is to eat my leftover pancakes while driving
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
The best thing about having a commute with traffic is how much easier it is to eat my leftover pancakes while driving
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At this point I think we can disqualify Newsom based on the fact that he is a known podcaster
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
At this point I think we can disqualify Newsom based on the fact that he is a known podcaster
"I used to shoot up with gutter water."
-JFK
just kidding some guy from aa said this.
-JFK
just kidding some guy from aa said this.
February 13, 2026 at 6:45 PM
"I used to shoot up with gutter water."
-JFK
just kidding some guy from aa said this.
-JFK
just kidding some guy from aa said this.
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By day he dreamed of purchasing a Yarbo 4-1 autonomous robot for $6,999.00 that included attachments for lawn mowing snow blowing leaf blowing and could also perform light-duty tractoring and that’s not all there is also a Yarbocare™️ extended warranty but he also had a dark side
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
By day he dreamed of purchasing a Yarbo 4-1 autonomous robot for $6,999.00 that included attachments for lawn mowing snow blowing leaf blowing and could also perform light-duty tractoring and that’s not all there is also a Yarbocare™️ extended warranty but he also had a dark side
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I can't believe I live in a world where I need Two-Factor security for my Arby's app
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I can't believe I live in a world where I need Two-Factor security for my Arby's app
teying to time my emergency just right so it’s a big enough emergency to be seen in the hospital but not a big enough emergency to die right away
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
teying to time my emergency just right so it’s a big enough emergency to be seen in the hospital but not a big enough emergency to die right away
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[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
[handcuffed]
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
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Where my discount at I’m a senior citizen
Where my discount at I’m a senior citizen
Replying to @candytenphoto KFC Santería ft. @Peaches 🍑🍗 #kfcsanteria #electroclash #punk #theteachesofpeaches #indiesleaze
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February 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Where my discount at I’m a senior citizen
Where my discount at I’m a senior citizen
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“That’s Italian.” — Google Translate
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
“That’s Italian.” — Google Translate
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Watching figure skating and I have so many questions. How do the French and American teams have the same coaches? Do they get sick of the songs they use for their routines? What’s the percentage of pairs who are in a relationships with their teammate? Why is the announcer obsessed with Twizzles?
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Watching figure skating and I have so many questions. How do the French and American teams have the same coaches? Do they get sick of the songs they use for their routines? What’s the percentage of pairs who are in a relationships with their teammate? Why is the announcer obsessed with Twizzles?
Fuck I can’t tell if I’m rooting for USA or Czechoslovakia
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Fuck I can’t tell if I’m rooting for USA or Czechoslovakia
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what is your favorite octane for your daily driver, if you have one?
February 12, 2026 at 3:33 AM
what is your favorite octane for your daily driver, if you have one?