Jane
@anasmashnova.bsky.social
Former moron trying to read a little bit
Do you guys all have real friends? Just text them weird shit all day?
That’s what I would do
That’s what I would do
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Do you guys all have real friends? Just text them weird shit all day?
That’s what I would do
That’s what I would do
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the main thing that attracted me to bluesky was the hostility of its userbase
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 AM
the main thing that attracted me to bluesky was the hostility of its userbase
My mom is getting drunk in the living room. I asked her if she’s been drinking a long time and she said “about 60 years”
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My mom is getting drunk in the living room. I asked her if she’s been drinking a long time and she said “about 60 years”
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All set for the show
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
All set for the show
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all three of the meats on this pizza are sausage
December 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
all three of the meats on this pizza are sausage
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showing extraterrestrials how i play my cats belly like a little bongo
December 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
showing extraterrestrials how i play my cats belly like a little bongo
Is everyone on threes company wearing a wig?
December 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Is everyone on threes company wearing a wig?
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Replaces all your blood with cottage cheese.
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Replaces all your blood with cottage cheese.
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“Why I’m Leaving Harvard,” by Some Asshole
December 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Why I’m Leaving Harvard,” by Some Asshole
So although I have a fine score on the teas exam I decided to take another One…
Tell me why I thought northridge was in Northern California…
Is it because I am too dumb to be alive?
Tell me why I thought northridge was in Northern California…
Is it because I am too dumb to be alive?
December 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So although I have a fine score on the teas exam I decided to take another One…
Tell me why I thought northridge was in Northern California…
Is it because I am too dumb to be alive?
Tell me why I thought northridge was in Northern California…
Is it because I am too dumb to be alive?
There’s no way my mom hates Frank Sinatra as much as I hate Janis Joplin?
December 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There’s no way my mom hates Frank Sinatra as much as I hate Janis Joplin?
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Having had small children, I know the answers to life’s most difficult questions. e.g. why the ninja turtle underpants are laying in the middle of this parking lot.
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Having had small children, I know the answers to life’s most difficult questions. e.g. why the ninja turtle underpants are laying in the middle of this parking lot.
I wore northface in my 20s, I can pretty much not listen to reggae at all
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wore northface in my 20s, I can pretty much not listen to reggae at all
It’s like as soon as Mr. Ficshoeder shows up I know the episode of Bobs Burgers is going to be impregnable
December 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It’s like as soon as Mr. Ficshoeder shows up I know the episode of Bobs Burgers is going to be impregnable
Catching up on some Ben Affleck. didn’t realize how much I needed him still. I can’t say there is any Ben Affleck movie I like, but her and the town are tolerable esp when I’m stuck on the Spanish hbo Chanel.
Like I don’t speak Spanish, but Ben Affleck speaks Spanish so
Like I don’t speak Spanish, but Ben Affleck speaks Spanish so
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Catching up on some Ben Affleck. didn’t realize how much I needed him still. I can’t say there is any Ben Affleck movie I like, but her and the town are tolerable esp when I’m stuck on the Spanish hbo Chanel.
Like I don’t speak Spanish, but Ben Affleck speaks Spanish so
Like I don’t speak Spanish, but Ben Affleck speaks Spanish so
Cause of death: pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge by a cyclist
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Cause of death: pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge by a cyclist
My mom has clarified this tramp song about this lady being a tramp is actually a short story
December 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My mom has clarified this tramp song about this lady being a tramp is actually a short story
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Time to start on my New Year’s retributions.
December 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Time to start on my New Year’s retributions.
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No wonder this dick was on the clearance rack
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
No wonder this dick was on the clearance rack
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You’re just jealous of the Tesla stock I won in my spam folder.
December 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
You’re just jealous of the Tesla stock I won in my spam folder.
I just find this fascinating like… why why so many profiles it seems like it must take some effort
December 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I just find this fascinating like… why why so many profiles it seems like it must take some effort
There are literally like hundreds of this type of profile where it’s a snarky brunette that turns into an Asian guy in some kind of art work on tinder so weird
December 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There are literally like hundreds of this type of profile where it’s a snarky brunette that turns into an Asian guy in some kind of art work on tinder so weird
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Haunted by the pervert ghost of Keith olberman
December 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Haunted by the pervert ghost of Keith olberman