Jane
@anasmashnova.bsky.social
Former moron trying to read a little bit
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Holy fuck Joyce Carol Oates is 87 years old??
She should run for Senate
She should run for Senate
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Holy fuck Joyce Carol Oates is 87 years old??
She should run for Senate
She should run for Senate
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This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my Chinese cave gecko. It caves less than the Democrats.
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An Evening Commute
6”x6” oil
6”x6” oil
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
An Evening Commute
6”x6” oil
6”x6” oil
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the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
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Old politicians are destroying our democracy.
November 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Old politicians are destroying our democracy.
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Just a reminder that you can always just choose to not watch football
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just a reminder that you can always just choose to not watch football
It is always 1992 in this house
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It is always 1992 in this house
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Me stubbing my toe was in Project 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Me stubbing my toe was in Project 2025.
The monster made everyone horny in the book calm down
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The monster made everyone horny in the book calm down
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss
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exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
exfoliation ain't cuttin it anymore. need to start stripping wood
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Getting one of those beer puffer-jackets and filling it with delicious chowder.
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Getting one of those beer puffer-jackets and filling it with delicious chowder.
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I have officially cosigned legislation that will make this the national anthem
Please call Chuck Schumers office and call him a bitch for holding this up
Please call Chuck Schumers office and call him a bitch for holding this up
Jan Terri - Hot Dog Baby (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Jan Terri
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have officially cosigned legislation that will make this the national anthem
Please call Chuck Schumers office and call him a bitch for holding this up
Please call Chuck Schumers office and call him a bitch for holding this up
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I don't flirt. Ever since my brother died in the great Flirting War of 2013.
November 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I don't flirt. Ever since my brother died in the great Flirting War of 2013.
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*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
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This is my son, Thusly
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is my son, Thusly
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I’ve released my inhibitions and am feeling the rain on my skin rn dog can I call you back
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’ve released my inhibitions and am feeling the rain on my skin rn dog can I call you back
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can’t take anyone’s mom to kilogram town
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
can’t take anyone’s mom to kilogram town
Where do we vote?
stores you can wander around in should give you a button when you enter, to pin on your clothes, that lights up when you press it. this is to indicate that you want an employee to offer to help you. If it is not lit they must leave you alone. actually I'd love this for the rest of life too.
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Where do we vote?
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THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME IT IS MY HOLE
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME IT IS MY HOLE
I want to know what Kaiser is doing that my general practitioner and my gynecologist of 20 years both quit this year. Like wtf 🤬
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I want to know what Kaiser is doing that my general practitioner and my gynecologist of 20 years both quit this year. Like wtf 🤬
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reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast