L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town
@lchupacabra.bsky.social
Cat5 elite, Spirit of gravel past, decaf enjoyer, trash food appreciator, tallbike enthusiast, look pro; go slow. Always anti-fascist.
Pinned
Me on Bluesky:
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
This guy makes small batch artisanal ketchups
reconstructed Scythian looking a bit like a guy tending an impromptu bar at an outdoor cabaret punk event
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
This guy makes small batch artisanal ketchups
Just an absolute bitch ass
Department of Interior says if you put a sticker over Trump's face on your national park entrance pass, the pass will be invalidated.
Meanwhile Trump's decision to put his face on the passes is being challenged in court
Meanwhile Trump's decision to put his face on the passes is being challenged in court
DOI cracks down on stickers covering Trump's face on national park passes
Park passes with protest stickers are facing new scrutiny.
www.sfgate.com
January 6, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Just an absolute bitch ass
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everyone i know on bluesky right here
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
everyone i know on bluesky right here
Hey, that's MY thing.
thinking of making another post that dozens of unfunny people can make useless comments on
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hey, that's MY thing.
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Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago
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1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
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Seriously. Just go to a cemetery with a good amount of pre-1950s gravestones and count the number of graves of folks under 30 and then count the number of graves of kids under 10
Suggesting that specific medical expertise is necessary to understand the contribution of vaccination to 20th and 21st century life underestimates both the incredibly one-sided weight of evidence of vaccination's benefits and the ability of the average person to understand those benefits.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Seriously. Just go to a cemetery with a good amount of pre-1950s gravestones and count the number of graves of folks under 30 and then count the number of graves of kids under 10
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Tomorrow is January 6th so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin and a buffalo hat tonight.
January 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Tomorrow is January 6th so don’t forget to leave out some ivermectin and a buffalo hat tonight.
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breaking: washington monument dick veins
This shit sucks so bad. Why did they use a terrible AI voice and choose the most boring graphics possible? The best parts are when it shows another city’s building and when it rips off the moon landing display that did this first in 2019. And also this sperm.
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
breaking: washington monument dick veins
Sprained my thumb putting a fitted sheet on my bed
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Sprained my thumb putting a fitted sheet on my bed
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
Most unbelievable part of Pluribus is a guy driving an MG Midget from Paraguay to the Darien Gap
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Most unbelievable part of Pluribus is a guy driving an MG Midget from Paraguay to the Darien Gap
MST3K livery?
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 PM
MST3K livery?
We've been trying to contact you about your car warranty
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
We've been trying to contact you about your car warranty
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IF ... the evangelicals hate it... get two
January 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
IF ... the evangelicals hate it... get two
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Mmmmmm... scalded stomach. My favorite.
more like McFib amirite www.independent.co.uk/life-style/m...
McDonald’s faces class action lawsuit claiming McRib contains no actual rib meat
The lawsuit argues the McRib’s name and rib-shaped patty mislead consumers and seeks nationwide and state-specific class action status for purchases over the past four years
www.independent.co.uk
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Mmmmmm... scalded stomach. My favorite.
That first meeting on monday morning
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 10:16 PM
That first meeting on monday morning
Derailleur dialed✅
Bars wrapped✅
Vacuum✅
Kitchen mopped✅
Bathroom cleaned✅
Nap✅
All that's left to do is walkies and dinner
Bars wrapped✅
Vacuum✅
Kitchen mopped✅
Bathroom cleaned✅
Nap✅
All that's left to do is walkies and dinner
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Derailleur dialed✅
Bars wrapped✅
Vacuum✅
Kitchen mopped✅
Bathroom cleaned✅
Nap✅
All that's left to do is walkies and dinner
Bars wrapped✅
Vacuum✅
Kitchen mopped✅
Bathroom cleaned✅
Nap✅
All that's left to do is walkies and dinner
And I replaced this piece on Friday which finally fixed my wonky shifting issues after *mumbles* years
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
And I replaced this piece on Friday which finally fixed my wonky shifting issues after *mumbles* years
Kinda bummed that my bar tape is going all Lizard Skins. It's only a few months old!
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Kinda bummed that my bar tape is going all Lizard Skins. It's only a few months old!