L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town
@lchupacabra.bsky.social
Cat5 elite, Spirit of gravel past, decaf enjoyer, trash food appreciator, tallbike enthusiast, look pro; go slow. Always anti-fascist.
Pinned
Me on Bluesky:
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
"I don't even see the code anymore. I just see shitpost, shitpost, shitpost."
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But can the boys at the Young Republican ragers really put a price on playing with Trump's balls?
November 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
But can the boys at the Young Republican ragers really put a price on playing with Trump's balls?
Who has two thumbs and saved half his giant cookie for when he got home?
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Who has two thumbs and saved half his giant cookie for when he got home?
post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only
MANATEES! I always forget to stop and see if they're hanging out in this one spot
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
MANATEES! I always forget to stop and see if they're hanging out in this one spot
TOO REAL
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
TOO REAL
Lol just saw a couples road ride go by and they're both in matching kits
a woman is smiling and holding her hand to her chest while wearing a polka dot shirt .
ALT: a woman is smiling and holding her hand to her chest while wearing a polka dot shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Lol just saw a couples road ride go by and they're both in matching kits
Sourdough snickerdoodle cookie check. ATM card for size reference
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sourdough snickerdoodle cookie check. ATM card for size reference
Welp. I wonder what the Trek warrany is on headlights.
#DawnPatrol
#DawnPatrol
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Welp. I wonder what the Trek warrany is on headlights.
#DawnPatrol
#DawnPatrol
This Sir Mix-A-Lot cover kinda sucks
They say that when you play "Strawberry Fields Forever" backwards, it says "Bring Back Keebler Pizzarias"
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This Sir Mix-A-Lot cover kinda sucks
When the bass drops... YOU RUN
This world is really broken because what do you mean it took me 34 years to learn about the existence of OCTOBASSES
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When the bass drops... YOU RUN
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What's the over/under on nazi Jesus within two weeks?
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
What's the over/under on nazi Jesus within two weeks?
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
Dafuq does this even mean
Cardi B soft launches a newborn baby (with Stefon Diggs) as she hard launches her 'next era'
Cardi B soft launches a newborn baby (with Stefon Diggs) as she hard launches her 'next era'
Cardi B announces the arrival of her son with Stefon Diggs. The baby news arrived along with video of the rapper showing off her snatched post-baby waistline.
www.latimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Dafuq does this even mean
Man I dislike sprint intervals
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Man I dislike sprint intervals
I love this and the previous gen March/Micra.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I love this and the previous gen March/Micra.
Same energy
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Same energy
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hey y'all as a reminder i got lots of stuff that needs a home. some stuff is already spoken for but still really good parts, gear, and accessories in there. hit me up if you have any questions!
www.firewoodfieldsvcs.com/s/Sample-Sal...
www.firewoodfieldsvcs.com/s/Sample-Sal...
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
hey y'all as a reminder i got lots of stuff that needs a home. some stuff is already spoken for but still really good parts, gear, and accessories in there. hit me up if you have any questions!
www.firewoodfieldsvcs.com/s/Sample-Sal...
www.firewoodfieldsvcs.com/s/Sample-Sal...
Tired: gig economy
Wired: vibe economy
Wired: vibe economy
Lori Chavez-DeRemer on jobs data: "Sometimes it's too late to get accurate data points ... we don't have that accurate data for the Fed to make a good decision, but I believe the Fed needs to cut interest rates again in December to really prop up this economy."
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Tired: gig economy
Wired: vibe economy
Wired: vibe economy
Today in unfortunate business names:
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Today in unfortunate business names:
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wow portishead was very busy
like one out of three elder millennials lost their virginity to portishead. what the fuck are you talking about.
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
wow portishead was very busy
Good thing they made sure Beyonce can't win a country grammy
AI is killing more jobs. It's not just the musicians. It's management and booking, road staff, venue staff, and support.
One #1 artist will typically employ at least 50 people. These people aren't millionaires. They work for a living. AI will eliminate their jobs.
abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...
One #1 artist will typically employ at least 50 people. These people aren't millionaires. They work for a living. AI will eliminate their jobs.
abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...
AI-generated country song tops Billboard chart, makes waves in music world
A new AI-generated country music song has made its way to the top of Billboard's Country Digital Song Sales chart.
abcnews.go.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Good thing they made sure Beyonce can't win a country grammy
Kinda like how Mad Cow is spread
Can't escape the feeling this is somehow cannibalism
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Kinda like how Mad Cow is spread
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!