Stacey J. Spiehler
@stacey.bsky.social
Univ. of Miss. c/o ‘25. Journalist covering juvenile justice and special education. DMs open for freelance opportunities and tips.
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Oxford, Mississippi's 8th funniest comedian
saints pels rebs cubs
Oxford, Mississippi's 8th funniest comedian
My parents have lived way out in the country for nearly 30 years.
Today, for the first time, I stopped and yelled “moo” at the cows with my windows rolled down instead of merely mooing to myself as I drove by.
They looked at me and kept chewing.
Sure wish I was a cow.
Today, for the first time, I stopped and yelled “moo” at the cows with my windows rolled down instead of merely mooing to myself as I drove by.
They looked at me and kept chewing.
Sure wish I was a cow.
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
My parents have lived way out in the country for nearly 30 years.
Today, for the first time, I stopped and yelled “moo” at the cows with my windows rolled down instead of merely mooing to myself as I drove by.
They looked at me and kept chewing.
Sure wish I was a cow.
Today, for the first time, I stopped and yelled “moo” at the cows with my windows rolled down instead of merely mooing to myself as I drove by.
They looked at me and kept chewing.
Sure wish I was a cow.
Reposted by Stacey J. Spiehler
A pedestrian on the Moonwalk: kicks the moon, admires the tree, climbs the bridge, earns the drink
January 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
A pedestrian on the Moonwalk: kicks the moon, admires the tree, climbs the bridge, earns the drink
Star spangoled banner hyeet
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Star spangoled banner hyeet
Oh my god he did what
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Oh my god he did what
Took a walk in a rural cemetery earlier and this epitaph took my breath away. So simple and poignant.
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Took a walk in a rural cemetery earlier and this epitaph took my breath away. So simple and poignant.
Why would y’all even include this, man
January 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Why would y’all even include this, man
*ford a river on the Oregon Trail
*write an AIM away message
*darn socks to survive the winter
*operate a switchboard
*wait for the radio DJ to stop talking to hit “record”
*Esperanto
*write an AIM away message
*darn socks to survive the winter
*operate a switchboard
*wait for the radio DJ to stop talking to hit “record”
*Esperanto
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
*ford a river on the Oregon Trail
*write an AIM away message
*darn socks to survive the winter
*operate a switchboard
*wait for the radio DJ to stop talking to hit “record”
*Esperanto
*write an AIM away message
*darn socks to survive the winter
*operate a switchboard
*wait for the radio DJ to stop talking to hit “record”
*Esperanto
Looking forward to the future of MFP! Good luck with everything @kimberlygriffin.bsky.social!
EDITOR'S NOTE: "I took his No. 2 on the sales side of the JFP, Kimberly Griffin, to Basil’s and popped the question," CEO Donna Ladd writes.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Looking forward to the future of MFP! Good luck with everything @kimberlygriffin.bsky.social!
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Inside of you are two wolves. Our patented Wolf Removal System™ doesn’t promise overnight results, but, if used according to directions, can lead to a marked decrease in wolf infestation. The average user sees their interior wolf population reduced to as little as 1.3 wolves within the first year
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Inside of you are two wolves. Our patented Wolf Removal System™ doesn’t promise overnight results, but, if used according to directions, can lead to a marked decrease in wolf infestation. The average user sees their interior wolf population reduced to as little as 1.3 wolves within the first year
Yall an Ole Miss-Indiana natty would have me re-denouncing my home state in methods I haven’t deployed since the early aughts
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Yall an Ole Miss-Indiana natty would have me re-denouncing my home state in methods I haven’t deployed since the early aughts
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As called by David Kellum on Ole Miss radio:
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 AM
As called by David Kellum on Ole Miss radio:
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pete is never beating the "there's no rule against this bipedal goldendoodle coaching football" allegations and quite frankly I don't want him to
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 AM
pete is never beating the "there's no rule against this bipedal goldendoodle coaching football" allegations and quite frankly I don't want him to
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the Ted Cruz of football
Lane Kiffin shows up and LSU WBB suffers their first loss of the season and then his former team beats Georgia in the Playoff without him?
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
the Ted Cruz of football
Not the tribute to Corey Adams 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m not okay
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Not the tribute to Corey Adams 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m not okay
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Hello please?
a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do
ALT: a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Hello please?
Well, a field goal in the Superdome has made me weep for joy for the second time in my life.
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Well, a field goal in the Superdome has made me weep for joy for the second time in my life.
I am at my parents house, with my chainsaw, and I cannot regulate my emotions or temperature right now
I would have already thrown a chainsaw through my television if I were a Mississippi fan tonight
January 2, 2026 at 4:35 AM
I am at my parents house, with my chainsaw, and I cannot regulate my emotions or temperature right now
How many Georgia players are bleeding
January 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
How many Georgia players are bleeding
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THERE ARE NINE MINUTES LEFT STOP PRETENDING THE TEAM THATS WON EVERY GAME IN THE GD FOURTH WUARTER IS DONE FOR
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
THERE ARE NINE MINUTES LEFT STOP PRETENDING THE TEAM THATS WON EVERY GAME IN THE GD FOURTH WUARTER IS DONE FOR
Heavy by Kiese Laymon
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Heavy by Kiese Laymon
Gunner Stockton is an INSANE quarterback. Absolutely balls-to-the-wall player, holy crap.
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Gunner Stockton is an INSANE quarterback. Absolutely balls-to-the-wall player, holy crap.