Stacey J. Spiehler
@stacey.bsky.social
Univ. of Miss. c/o ‘25. Journalist covering juvenile justice and special education. DMs open for freelance opportunities and tips.
saints pels rebs cubs
Oxford, Mississippi's 8th funniest comedian
saints pels rebs cubs
Oxford, Mississippi's 8th funniest comedian
Don’t think I’ve ever blocked anyone or anything as fast as I blocked this new follower
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Don’t think I’ve ever blocked anyone or anything as fast as I blocked this new follower
Stunned by this absolute unit of an eyebrow I yanked from my face yesterday. I haven’t groomed my eyebrows in months so I guess that follicle decided this was her chance to break free.
…fellas
…fellas
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned by this absolute unit of an eyebrow I yanked from my face yesterday. I haven’t groomed my eyebrows in months so I guess that follicle decided this was her chance to break free.
…fellas
…fellas
Addendum to prior warning: if you make your kids listen to your taste in music they’ll sing the choruses of those songs in their little Southern accents and hit high notes with very serious looks on their faces
(May 2010)
(May 2010)
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Addendum to prior warning: if you make your kids listen to your taste in music they’ll sing the choruses of those songs in their little Southern accents and hit high notes with very serious looks on their faces
(May 2010)
(May 2010)
Heard your mom was going to the game
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Heard your mom was going to the game
Two years ago: the highlight of my career as an Uber driver in a college town
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Two years ago: the highlight of my career as an Uber driver in a college town
Me the second a kid starts vigorously chewing on a sharp butcher knife in a movie I’ve been dying to watch for months
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Me the second a kid starts vigorously chewing on a sharp butcher knife in a movie I’ve been dying to watch for months
Great news! You can pay $1200 plus utilities for your kid to live with two other kids in this hastily built, rickety, poorly maintained community that’s a $60 Uber ride from the Square on Saturdays next year because Airbnb owners are floundering now that the oversaturated market is tanking! No pets!
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Great news! You can pay $1200 plus utilities for your kid to live with two other kids in this hastily built, rickety, poorly maintained community that’s a $60 Uber ride from the Square on Saturdays next year because Airbnb owners are floundering now that the oversaturated market is tanking! No pets!
What is the terminal velocity of a pine needle, such that it can penetrate the strong embrace of rubber and glass in its anguished departure from this mortal plane?
November 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What is the terminal velocity of a pine needle, such that it can penetrate the strong embrace of rubber and glass in its anguished departure from this mortal plane?
What would you use to cut through a scored piece of steel? It’s this thing: https://www.staples.com/staples-adjustable-hanging-file-frame-letter-size-gray-2-pack-st62542/product_24592495
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What would you use to cut through a scored piece of steel? It’s this thing: https://www.staples.com/staples-adjustable-hanging-file-frame-letter-size-gray-2-pack-st62542/product_24592495
I’m reposting this because the first post I saw said that Tulane was gonna swing by sometime tomorrow to pick up their AGGRESSIVE DISEASED MONKEYS but they’d heavily edited it when I went to screenshot it
Either way… girl, what
Either way… girl, what
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’m reposting this because the first post I saw said that Tulane was gonna swing by sometime tomorrow to pick up their AGGRESSIVE DISEASED MONKEYS but they’d heavily edited it when I went to screenshot it
Either way… girl, what
Either way… girl, what
I don’t remember fostering this blind kitten, but he’s someone’s best friend. I’ve kept a few litters here and there.
That’s the great thing about fostering - you get to be an aunt and send them babies home. I can’t wait to get back to it.
That’s the great thing about fostering - you get to be an aunt and send them babies home. I can’t wait to get back to it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I don’t remember fostering this blind kitten, but he’s someone’s best friend. I’ve kept a few litters here and there.
That’s the great thing about fostering - you get to be an aunt and send them babies home. I can’t wait to get back to it.
That’s the great thing about fostering - you get to be an aunt and send them babies home. I can’t wait to get back to it.
Love how this rhetoric teacher explains the inexplicable with regards to ‘six-seven.’
For us olds, remember “wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?” Apply here.
For us olds, remember “wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?” Apply here.
October 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Love how this rhetoric teacher explains the inexplicable with regards to ‘six-seven.’
For us olds, remember “wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?” Apply here.
For us olds, remember “wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?” Apply here.
Look at my little boy in his ring bearer suit in 2009 at the height of absolutely kill-me adorable
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Look at my little boy in his ring bearer suit in 2009 at the height of absolutely kill-me adorable
Sneezes are loud as hell right now
Also I hired a cleaner for my move-out as a lil treat to myself, assuming correctly that I’d be exhausted, and I’m sitting here waiting for them realizing how quickly I could have cleaned this mfer with everything gone
Also I hired a cleaner for my move-out as a lil treat to myself, assuming correctly that I’d be exhausted, and I’m sitting here waiting for them realizing how quickly I could have cleaned this mfer with everything gone
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sneezes are loud as hell right now
Also I hired a cleaner for my move-out as a lil treat to myself, assuming correctly that I’d be exhausted, and I’m sitting here waiting for them realizing how quickly I could have cleaned this mfer with everything gone
Also I hired a cleaner for my move-out as a lil treat to myself, assuming correctly that I’d be exhausted, and I’m sitting here waiting for them realizing how quickly I could have cleaned this mfer with everything gone
i bEt i cAn pAcK my eNtiRe kiTcHeN dUriNg hALfTiMe
September 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i bEt i cAn pAcK my eNtiRe kiTcHeN dUriNg hALfTiMe
a 60-minute regulation football game should not last four hours
September 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
a 60-minute regulation football game should not last four hours
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
(IT COUNTS)
(IT COUNTS)
September 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.
(IT COUNTS)
(IT COUNTS)
Tuning in to the football games
September 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Tuning in to the football games
Have y’all ever moved with these vs. boxes? Looking for advice.
September 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Have y’all ever moved with these vs. boxes? Looking for advice.
The most fuck-you luggage carts on the planet
September 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The most fuck-you luggage carts on the planet
I walked across the Mississippi River for the first time!
Let me grab a shower and some nachos and watch THEE best HBCU beat some private school in Virginia.
Let me grab a shower and some nachos and watch THEE best HBCU beat some private school in Virginia.
August 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I walked across the Mississippi River for the first time!
Let me grab a shower and some nachos and watch THEE best HBCU beat some private school in Virginia.
Let me grab a shower and some nachos and watch THEE best HBCU beat some private school in Virginia.
You at the dentist’s office
August 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You at the dentist’s office
The earth gods said “come outside, it’s 81 degrees and the humidity is low, I forgive you for all the bad stuff you did
LMMMMFFFFAAAOOOOO JK DOUBLE RAGWEED SUFFER BITCH”
LMMMMFFFFAAAOOOOO JK DOUBLE RAGWEED SUFFER BITCH”
August 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The earth gods said “come outside, it’s 81 degrees and the humidity is low, I forgive you for all the bad stuff you did
LMMMMFFFFAAAOOOOO JK DOUBLE RAGWEED SUFFER BITCH”
LMMMMFFFFAAAOOOOO JK DOUBLE RAGWEED SUFFER BITCH”
Went to check how many months sober I am like I do on the 22nd of every month and got hit with a delicious amount of round numbers.
August 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Went to check how many months sober I am like I do on the 22nd of every month and got hit with a delicious amount of round numbers.