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Aliya Vasylenko
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Bisexual bookworm, she/her
Spotify Wrapped says my listening age is 52 (I'm 38)💀
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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ME: [going to Australia] how much to fuck a kangaroo
AUSTRALIAN: what?
ME: Oh sorry. How much to fuck a kangaroo -mate-
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Ignore the man by the entrance claiming to have “the map the zoo doesn’t want you to see.” And please, please do not take his map.
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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WHO'S HUNGRY NOW, BITCH?
March 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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A cartoon by Jon Adams. #NewYorkerCartoons

See more from this week’s issue: www.newyorker.com/gallery/cart...
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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STILL MISSING!!
The first grader has been separated from his dad for almost a week, following ICE abducting them for the third time this year! ICE refuses to disclose the 6 yr old’s location.
WHERE IS YUANXIN?

Call your Reps & ask them to pressure ICE/DHS to reunite Fei & Yuanxin & release them!
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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telling the kids that spell checkers used to be good as they do the lets get you to bed meme
yes, I definitely meant smeeled
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Just to show you a few recent, cool entries. The blank expression is key, but as to where you pose, you can see a lot is acceptable. (This is not yet a comment on what will be accepted for the book, since we can only use a few.) (Claim your photo if u want, but did not want to preemptively ID.)
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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www.theguardian.com/books/2025/d...
Featuring The Witch’s Egg by @donyatodd.bsky.social!!!!

“With its toads, worms and dark corners, this wild yarn of motherhood, danger and defiance reads like The Egyptian Book of the Dead crossed with a ripe compost heap.”
We’ll take it. Thanks!
The best graphic novels of 2025
Alison Bechdel and Joe Sacco return; plus Black Country cowboys, vengeful gods and an angling classic reimagined
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Child: I HATE bath time! I HATE shampoo! I HATE winter! I HATE the cold!

Me: that’s a lot of things to hate. Is there anything you love?

Child: You…

Me: Aww

Child: …Tube
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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🚨BREAKING: Dozens more people arrested for peaceful protest in Manchester.

The protesters in Manchester were not inciting violence and it is absurd to be treating them as terrorists.

These arrests are a violation of our rights to freedom of expression and assembly.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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If my school bullied had dumped blood on me at the prom, I would have defeated them through rational debate
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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so this is like, one of the biggest free speech infringements by a western democracy in our lifetimes right?
November 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Just a reminder that a UK judge found him not guilty of harassment of a trans teenager. Even called him a person of good character.
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Strongly recommend ordering merch from MERL. Its high quality and it will make you highly desirable to your preferred genders and also command the loyalty of farm animals
It's a beautiful day. We just dropped new merch for the first time in a year.

merl-shop.co.uk

(and, yes: we ship internationally!)

🧵
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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When Scrooge sees his own future, why is it not mentioned he is now a duck?
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM