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A Stenson-Childs
@ajschilds.bsky.social
A goofy man who loves all things horror. Loves to create odd things be it with whittled wood, digital paint or photoshop.
He / Him

https://www.andychildsimagery.com/
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I have a constant work in progress website showing off a smorgasbord of my work. Both my work for clients and a selection of my personal projects.

www.andychildsimagery.com
Andy Childs Imagery
www.andychildsimagery.com
Oh Cairn I want to love you like everyone else seems to but then I do a difficult climb well for 20mins with no save points then a bug glitches me through the world and kills me.
I'm really enjoying Cairn so far but it does a pretty bad job on tutorialising you. The stamina mechanic feels vibes based. Mostly I can understand the vibes but sometimes it'll screw me. With no feedback or basic understanding I'm left a little lost as to what happened.
February 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Can I tell you something?
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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billionaires should not exist but im about to become one
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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You can now play DOOM on the terminals inside ULTRAKILL.

#DoomRunsOnEverything
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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"come over here and say that, ya pommie bastard"
February 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Firecrest with pipe
February 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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oh

I mean I was already not going to watch after what the movie producers did to Melissa Barrera, but this just seals that conviction SUPER HARD
Chico Marx walks into Groucho’s office at Spyglass. “Okay boss, remember when-a you told us to figure out a way to top the bad press? I did it!”

Groucho: “You dummy, I said find a way to STOP the bad press.”

Chico: “Uh oh…”
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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This comes up a lot so I do want to let you all know that the option of turning the existing building into a heritage/museum site has been costed out and it is substantially more expensive
How about this - new parliament building and government center in Slough, including Pm residence. Change parliament into a tourist and museum center.
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 AM
"Stop panicking. We've got loads of time before that rhino reaches us"
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Grizzled detective slams his fist onto the table: "Listen here you scum. Just tell us where the bodies are and maybe we can go easy on you"
AI avatar of John Wayne Gacy: "What an excellent question. Happy to help. First let's..."
Controversial app lets people talk to AI avatars of their dead relatives
An ad for 2wai shows a woman recreating her dead mum on the app.
metro.co.uk
February 6, 2026 at 8:15 AM
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Fox News chumming the water for outrage and clicks despite the fact this is literally what they want, trans men not on HRT competing with women.
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I'm really enjoying Cairn so far but it does a pretty bad job on tutorialising you. The stamina mechanic feels vibes based. Mostly I can understand the vibes but sometimes it'll screw me. With no feedback or basic understanding I'm left a little lost as to what happened.
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
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No one called it harder than Socko
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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at the center of modern right wing is a ravenous nihilism that preaches to its aspirants that the ultimate aspiration in life is to rape a literal hole into the center of the universe if it means you will be remembered.
excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Trans people haven't caused any issues but the TERFs have lied, intimidated, verbally abused, and got the police involved. Anti-trans bigots are a danger to women.
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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"As co-chair, Beth, now 68, faced down intimidation from anti-trans groups to oversee a vote that cemented the Association’s inclusive ethos in 2024. It was, she says, 'the hardest thing I have ever done, and also the thing I’m the most proud of.'"
The women fighting for trans inclusion at Hampstead ponds
The High Court has rejected a legal challenge attempting to ban trans people from Hampstead Heath’s single-sex ponds. Good Law Project speaks to the activists and regular swimmers behind the movement ...
www.dazeddigital.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Derelict
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Look I hope people enjoy that new Dragon quest game (remake?). Honestly don't have anything against it.
Except that I find the character design and aesthetics viscerally repelling. I'm sorry. I find it them so danged ugly every time it pops up. They look like funko pops. I physically flinch
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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One of my academic colleagues looks a bit like Bob Mortimer. One time near our labs I saw him walking towards me and I warmly said Hey Kevin. It was Bob Mortimer.

Please share your very low impact celebrity encounters here.
Fun low level anecdote: I once sat near Peter Mandelson in a theatre but I had a name blank and said rather too loudly ‘ooh look it’s Michael Portillo!’

He was visibly unamused.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 AM
It is so wild to see an ad satirise how terrible LLM AI is but then end with "so use our terrible LLM AI instead!"
The Anthropic ads criticizing ads in ChatGPT are pitch perfect at nailing the cringe of whole exercise.

No wonder Sam Altman is crashing out on X.
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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By the time Starmer is replaced this summer, we'll have had two wasted years, in which a country crying out for transformation instead got more of the same, or even worse where environmental legislation is concerned, and a high possibility of Farage running the next government.
Thanks Keir.
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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I do as I must.
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Dumpster diving into ancient folders. Here are some O'briens from I wanna say 2016. #art
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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Adobe Acrobat rules. It’s a program that literally just needs to let you open and manage PDFs but any time you try to do something as simple as scroll you first have to deal with a pop up that says something like “Btw did you know this document is in English?”
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 AM