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Agri Ismaïl
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I am complicit in this festival of horrors // wrote a book called Hyper
Jfc can you CHILL OUT
January 14, 2026 at 4:25 PM
you mean i don't have to pay *and* I don't get bombarded with "new AI features and content"? What more could I want?
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 AM
BREAKING: everything. Everything is breaking.
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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🎉HYPER by Agri Ismaïl is out today!🎉 👉👉A hypermodern family saga: Dubai luxury malls, algorithms, corded radios, and desperate efforts to locate meaning and identify within the numb isolation of modern immigrant life. A stunning debut by @agri.bsky.social 👈👈
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The Minneapolis videos reminded me of how Blackwater used to operate in Iraq, the same brazen disregard for human life, a similar sense of judicial impunity. And yup sure enough, Foucault’s boomerang is in full swing: theintercept.com/2026/01/03/b...
Blackwater Successor Hunts Immigrants for ICE
Constellis Holdings, which traces its roots to Erik Prince’s mercenary firm Blackwater, landed an ICE contract as a bounty hunter.
theintercept.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:17 PM
I just realised that we’re due another movie in the Up series this year, thank the lord finally something to look forward to
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Kul helg!
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
He’s four and still cannot read, he’s well into numbers though
January 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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An excerpt from HYPER in today's LitHub Daily Fiction. Out next week! 💶💶💶
lithub.com/hyper/ @lithub.com.web.brid.gy
Hyper
A salesman’s hand stretched out towards the prospective buyer, cupped into a universal signifier. His fingers flexed slightly towards the palm, in case Rafiq Hardi Kermanj, the potential future owner …
lithub.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My kid just asked ”what does everything mean”

Kid I don’t fucking know we’re just trying to get through the day here
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Slaughtered Lynx is a pretty good name for a Finnish death metal band tbh
January 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
if he knew how to use generative AI he would be putting prompts in like boom boom world is ending to prove his point
December 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
it's that time of year again when my dog, already a neurotic bundle of nerves, is stressed out of his mind because he thinks we are now in a war zone when, in fact, the neighbor's kids are just setting off firecrackers a bit early
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone with their best songs of the year and I haven’t seen a single one of you single out a French song about polyamory the chorus of which goes, I swear to god, “vroum-vroum j’suis une polly pocket”
December 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Aw dang Bardot is dead – every year that batty bint would post some virulently Islamophobic shit just before Eid, I’ve basically lost my most accurate Eid calendar 😢
December 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
overheard in whatever act of Huis-Clos this household finds itself in: MEPHI STOP LICKING THE INTERNET
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I år bestod rådet av:

Beatrice Reiman, youtuber
Gustav Winsth, formgivare
Olivia Sundberg, författare
Memetix, tiktok-profil

Får man bra betalt för att vara med i konstrådet? Blir det gräl eller råder det god stämning? Jag vill veta ALLT
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Nån måste skriva en novell om Swish konstråd som bestämmer vilka Swish-kort vi får varje år
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
because white men can't
police their imagination
ai images of violent black men are generated
December 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Det e någon högt rankad förlagsgubbe som hävdar det re: ”serious literary fiction”, i samband med Penguin Random House / Simon & Schuster-rättegången, kan hitta källan i morgon (och ja låter ju galet lågt)
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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True story:

When I got my first copies of the UK hardcover of DE, I couldn't figure out what was going on on the jacket, so I asked two of my production colleagues.

me: Is that debossing?

colleague 1 (peering through a loupe): No, it's clear foil.

colleague 2: Oh, I love her on The Crown.
And of course please cite the lyric.

One is neither clairvoyant nor Foy.
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I wonder if the first time indigenous people in the Americas saw a conquistador they were like ”I wish he’d get off his high horse”
December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM