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Jack
@ahoyhoy.bsky.social
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I do data related tasks in the general proximity of people who make computer games. Irish 🇮🇪 living in the UK (boo, hiss etc). he/him
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Jack @ahoyhoy.bsky.social · Feb 7
People will tell you now is the time to short Bluesky invite codes but I say no! Go long, buy the dip!!
ahoyhoy.bsky.social
Hey folks, try this one on for size

"Scam Faultman"

Pretty good, right?
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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mattthr.bsky.social
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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hugobookclub.bsky.social
Comic strip showing a stand-up comedian under the title "The Ones Who Bomb In Omegas" He is saying "Hooboy, I should not have brought up the child. This is a tough room, but not the worst room in the city. Am I right?"
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
"I asked Grok, and..."

Okay, well I asked a gonk droid, and it went gonk.
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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iamspacegirl.bsky.social
An update on the state of Trout’s whiskers.
A long hair tabby kitten with beautiful green eyes. His whiskers are insane, and he has brows for days. His ear fluffs are the envy of everyone he meets. Same kitten up close.
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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edwardsmithwriter.bsky.social
Adam Curtis voice:

But then, something shit happened.
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
November 14: A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeeter Fence and Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing (human hand inside kermit frame, yelling yaaay) this is adapted from an artwork you see on redbubble, even though its edited i would have credited an original artist if one could have been positively determined, its too widespread and stolen for over a decade to nail it down precisely. sorry i tried, dont yell at me.
September 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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linguica.bsky.social
will riker with speech bubble
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ahoyhoy.bsky.social
Everytime I get the bus I think to myself "yeah, plus 2 Real Londoner points to me". Getting the tube? No Real Londoner points there, it's basically a tourist trap.
November 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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mave.bsky.social
Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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magicscience.info
that’s right beg you miserable worm
Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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suekirk.bsky.social
And people say the British press doesn't know anything about Ireland. They got this scoop, didn't they.
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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banalplay.bsky.social
"exploiting me for likes again, I see"
Bampy looking at me with an awful lot of stank
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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nightmare-fueler.bsky.social
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
ahoyhoy.bsky.social
I'm worried that all these new users coming in from Twitter will start gentrifying BlueSky. Our authetic and long-established "can't tell if something is a joke" guys are going to get priced out of the market
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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cigaretteliker.bsky.social
The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming
October 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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jamnpp.bsky.social
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
day 136 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't
A ,massive grotesque cow monster approaches, dwarfing a barn and table in the foreground. The beast has a cow head, but extra eye ridges and nostrils. It's snout ends in a mass of tentacles shaped like pronglers. It has huge bat-like wings. The comparatively tiny table has 4 crudely made tools on it. Caption reads simply, "Cowthoolhu."
March 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
it's not FOR us
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
ahoyhoy.bsky.social
One Meeting After Another
October 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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slomnir.bsky.social
Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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eoinhiggins.bsky.social
Good morning. Here's a VH1 segment on Jeffrey Epstein from 2007.
September 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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richycraven.bsky.social
Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons. "Oh yes. All that stuff I did"
September 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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goldyoshi.bsky.social
enshittification definition covered in ads
September 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM