Affixjoy
@affixjoy.bsky.social
Writer, meme maker, McSpirk enthusiast
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Actually this *is* the future liberals want, the fact it's sending Stephen Miller into conniptions is just a side benefit
January 16, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Actually this *is* the future liberals want, the fact it's sending Stephen Miller into conniptions is just a side benefit
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Shirley Jackson was right. No live organism can exist sanely for long under conditions of absolute reality.
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Shirley Jackson was right. No live organism can exist sanely for long under conditions of absolute reality.
Trek Thursdays are back baybeeeeee
January 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Trek Thursdays are back baybeeeeee
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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Having to ask myself "is this even real" for every single cute animal video that I see has really taken whatever remaining joy the internet had left and flushed it down the toilet
January 12, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Having to ask myself "is this even real" for every single cute animal video that I see has really taken whatever remaining joy the internet had left and flushed it down the toilet
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To the writer out there who doesn't read romance but is about to type up a hot take thinkpiece on Heated Rivalry anyway, for the betterment of the world and for the sake of my own sanity, close that doc.
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 PM
To the writer out there who doesn't read romance but is about to type up a hot take thinkpiece on Heated Rivalry anyway, for the betterment of the world and for the sake of my own sanity, close that doc.
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I don't know what to say any more. My perspective is clear, but my power to effect real change is murky. Horrors upon horrors in this country and the world... but also I have to pack lunch for tomorrow. Raising a child with hope is surely a political act. It might be the best one I can do for now.
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I don't know what to say any more. My perspective is clear, but my power to effect real change is murky. Horrors upon horrors in this country and the world... but also I have to pack lunch for tomorrow. Raising a child with hope is surely a political act. It might be the best one I can do for now.
Robert Picardo gets it ❤️🖖
Long before the term existed, Star Trek's heart was "woke" & even though that word has been hijacked & made a cudgel to insult, to ridicule & - at the toxic extremes of social media - to justify prejudice & racism, Star Trek's heart is strong & still beating for those listening
January 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Robert Picardo gets it ❤️🖖
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Watch: Cadets Meet The Doctor In Fun Clip From ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’##startrek #starfleetacademy
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Watch: Cadets Meet The Doctor In Fun Clip From ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’
800 years of continuous activation have not helped his bedside manner.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Watch: Cadets Meet The Doctor In Fun Clip From ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’##startrek #starfleetacademy
https://bit.ly/sfaclipdoctor
https://bit.ly/sfaclipdoctor
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There's this episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that the torturer tries to break him is by showing him four lights, and telling him that there are five.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 PM
There's this episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that the torturer tries to break him is by showing him four lights, and telling him that there are five.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
There are four lights.
This is not a post about Star Trek.
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Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
- file impeachment articles every day in the House
- withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee
- be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
This is VERY exciting to me!
The show takes a few eps but when I tell you the show GETS WHAT STAR TREK IS ABOUT, I'm not lying, especially as we get a few eps in. Its not TNG - its definitely something different and yet I think better then any modern live-action show, it captures the meaning of what I love about Trek.
January 8, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This is VERY exciting to me!
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this action does not exist in a vaccuum—this tit for tat is immediately downstream of covid denial; the dregs of government support are contingent upon eugenic conformity.
Dr Oz threatens to pull Medicaid support for Minnesota: "Sticking to the narrative that's cold in Minnesota -- this is the tip of the iceberg"
January 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
this action does not exist in a vaccuum—this tit for tat is immediately downstream of covid denial; the dregs of government support are contingent upon eugenic conformity.
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i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things
There is no heterosexual explanation for this THEY ARE FLIRTING!
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
There is no heterosexual explanation for this THEY ARE FLIRTING!
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I don’t understand how we continue existing with no shared reality, no shared morals, nothing
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I don’t understand how we continue existing with no shared reality, no shared morals, nothing
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Pro tip: If you are attending a crowded event in winter, wearing a well-fitting mask like an N95 can serve double duty by keeping your face warm and keeping viruses away.
(yes, transmission can still happen outdoors in crowds or with close and sustained contact to someone who is sick).
(yes, transmission can still happen outdoors in crowds or with close and sustained contact to someone who is sick).
January 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Pro tip: If you are attending a crowded event in winter, wearing a well-fitting mask like an N95 can serve double duty by keeping your face warm and keeping viruses away.
(yes, transmission can still happen outdoors in crowds or with close and sustained contact to someone who is sick).
(yes, transmission can still happen outdoors in crowds or with close and sustained contact to someone who is sick).
Kirk really does look at John Christopher like he wants to eat him alive. God bless the TOS lighting director for giving us this.
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Kirk really does look at John Christopher like he wants to eat him alive. God bless the TOS lighting director for giving us this.
Celebrating the end of the year with glow sticks, a confetti toy, Big Fat Quiz of the Year, a lot of cheese, and enough mead to make me tipsy. Happy new year friends!
a new year 's greeting card with two men wearing party hats and a martini glass
ALT: a new year 's greeting card with two men wearing party hats and a martini glass
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January 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Celebrating the end of the year with glow sticks, a confetti toy, Big Fat Quiz of the Year, a lot of cheese, and enough mead to make me tipsy. Happy new year friends!
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Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Your local librarian here to say that it’s great if you read lots of books this year, alright if you read barely anything, that audiobooks, romance and graphic novels are all valid formats and genres, and that some authors suck but we’re still not stopping you from reading them.
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You know the thing about Jimmy Carr? I flip-flop on my opinion of him. He's done some shady shit in the name of profit, and he often makes inappropriate jokes; but I do also think he's genuinely kind in his way.
Ricky Gervais, on the other hand, is simply a smug, nasty bully with a fragile ego.
Ricky Gervais, on the other hand, is simply a smug, nasty bully with a fragile ego.
December 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You know the thing about Jimmy Carr? I flip-flop on my opinion of him. He's done some shady shit in the name of profit, and he often makes inappropriate jokes; but I do also think he's genuinely kind in his way.
Ricky Gervais, on the other hand, is simply a smug, nasty bully with a fragile ego.
Ricky Gervais, on the other hand, is simply a smug, nasty bully with a fragile ego.
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Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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Been watching the OG Star Trek for the first time and I'm surprised by two things:
1. Kirk is nothing like the lurid horn dog some media portray him as, instead being an honor-bound workaholic that's married to his job.
2. All the Kirk x Spock shipping Boomers did was 1000% justified oh mai gooood
1. Kirk is nothing like the lurid horn dog some media portray him as, instead being an honor-bound workaholic that's married to his job.
2. All the Kirk x Spock shipping Boomers did was 1000% justified oh mai gooood
December 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Been watching the OG Star Trek for the first time and I'm surprised by two things:
1. Kirk is nothing like the lurid horn dog some media portray him as, instead being an honor-bound workaholic that's married to his job.
2. All the Kirk x Spock shipping Boomers did was 1000% justified oh mai gooood
1. Kirk is nothing like the lurid horn dog some media portray him as, instead being an honor-bound workaholic that's married to his job.
2. All the Kirk x Spock shipping Boomers did was 1000% justified oh mai gooood
After talking to my SiL I thought we were on a similar page about how shitty ai is. And then I heard her telling our niece to just use chat got to research the schools she wants to go to since Google is nothing but ads.
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
After talking to my SiL I thought we were on a similar page about how shitty ai is. And then I heard her telling our niece to just use chat got to research the schools she wants to go to since Google is nothing but ads.