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Affixjoy
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This was a terrible week.
Scene from the IT crowd of Moss holding a flaming fire extinguisher. Text reads “when you et another thing goes wrong in my life” and “I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Happy Ferengi Friday
A scene from Star Trek deep space nine. You can see Rom at the front and his girlfriend cheering behind him. They have started a labor union for the workers at Quarks. Text on top reads “guys it’s not that hard to impress a woman. Just start a union. Be the guy who unionized his workplace. It’s a huge turn on. Women love it.”
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Attempting to have a cozy day here in the Affixjoy household, but kiddo has a cough and I have work drama and our terrible school board won again… so despite how lovely this picture is my morning was basically holding in incoherent screams.
A black cat sleeping in a sunbeam on a tan couch. In the window you can see a stained glass decoration of The Enterprise from Star Trek
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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William Shatner standing over a soup pot smiling and giving the ok sign while holding up a spoonful of food.
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I’m rewatching Lower Decks so get ready for all the Boimler memes 👀
Image from Star Trek Strange New Worlds. Mariner and Boimler standing in front of Captain Pike who is leaning on a bar. Text on top reads “(at the bar) (sudden moment of clarity) I should be at home working on my spreadsheet”
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Here they sell disposable hand warmers and I would either use those or one of the reusable ones like this!
Image shows a reusable heart shaped hand warmer ad
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Showing a scene from The Good Place. Text reads “Michael Eisner figured it out? Michael Eisner? This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts.”
September 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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It’s still Trek Thursday in my heart
Star Trek socks featuring the Vulcan hand and the starfleet delta
September 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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This graphic novel is wonderful and I feel like all you perverts (positive) will adore it as much as I do! Historical fiction! Lots of boobs! Sex toys! A fat main character! Did I mention the boobs!!! Check it out today it’s so good.
Cover of the graphic novel Patience and Esther by SW Searle. Shows two women in historical outfits kissing in front of a fireplace.
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I’ve been catching up on The Gilded Age and had to make a meme for them.
George and Bertha Russell from The Gilded Age. Text on top reads “she’s evil manipulative two sided and cold to YOU to ME she’s my wife”
September 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Christine Chapel sipping wine. Text next to her reads “my new stock answer when people ask me what I’m up to is “hard to say!” Followed by no additional clarification.”
September 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Look he’s just a passionate kind of guy okay? Let him holler a little.
Bones McCoy with his hand to his mouth yelling. Text on top reads “ok! The rant is over! I’m calmer! Well I’m not calm but I got so upset I tired myself out!”
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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I know I say this every time I watch tos but I just love the little sassy flip at the bottom of their pants. It’s so good.
Spock, Kirk, and McCoy arriving on Vulcan in Amok Time
September 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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How how I pictured this:
McCoy, Spock, and Kirk on the bridge in TOS. Text reads “if Bones wants to play but we’re busy he just starts biting our calves until we comply”
September 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Snw season 3 spoilers

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Never beating the t’hy’la allegations
Strange new worlds season 3 episode 10 screenshot of Kirk and Spock looking at each other across a table with a chess set on it. Text on top reads “dudes love to be like my friend and it’s a future starship captain they’ve an an intimate mind meld with.”
September 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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My headcanon for this is that Vulcans heard about scarfs and something got lost in translation and somehow this thing got popular.
Spock’s head pasted on to a model wearing a jean scarf pant combo
September 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I’ve fallen out of the habit but journaling is great! When I’m keeping up with it I like to do a doodle, a sticker, writing something short about the day (often a little poem) and what the weather was.

Here’s a little Spirky example from last year of how I set mine up!
Example of a journal page, has a sticker of Spock and one of Kirk holding tribbles. There are blue and yellow stars around and some writing about k/s day.
September 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Trek socks for the finale day!
One red Star Trek sock and one gray sock with the Vulcan hand in multiple colors.
September 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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You 🤝 Jim
James t Kirk from Star Trek. Text on top reads “wish I was looking at Spock right now”
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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I liked the meatball and I want to see it show up in other trek properties
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Here’s a poem I wrote two years ago that sort of captures what Star Trek gave me at a time in my life when I desperately needed it. I can not overstate what a weird and lonely blessing it was to be a stay at home mom for almost 4 years in the time of covid, and how Star Trek helped me through it.
Hand me downs My son wears a hat his older cousin passed down to him, and he sits in a rocking chair older than me, handmade by his great grandfather. We read books I read as a child, and his small hands hold the trains his father grew up with. There’s a book my sister gave me when I was pregnant, that I then gave back to her, and now she’s giving it to another friend. Hopefully her friend will give it to her cousin, or her coworker, or the woman she sees in the grocery store at the end of her rope. Hopefully they’ll run their fingers over the words we wrote in the cover and feel like they’re a part of a great web. I read stories written by housewives that loved their children but dreamt about the stars, and love, and sex, and philosophy. This, too, is a hand me down. 50 years of women like me feeding their children and doing the laundry and plotting out another way the handsome captain could get with the mysterious science officer. I’m treading a path others have forged and I guess my hope is to get the path a little further, pass things down a little longer. I’m thinking about the hat and the chair, but also the stories, and idea that we are more than an island. I like feeling these objects in my hand and my head, feeling the smooth edges where so many other people have handled them before me. So often now I’m alone, but how could I be lonely when there’s a web of hand me downs around me?
September 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Christine Chapel sure likes soup doesn’t she?

(Star Trek snw season 3 ep 8 spoiler image)
Spock, Kirby, and Chapel from Season 3 episode 8 of Strange New Worlds gathering around a counter to eat soup. The text on top reads “soup season??? Girl don’t let the Gregorian calendar dictate when you can enjoy a little minestrone.”
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Spock and Kirk in one of the later Star Trek movies, looking at each other. In between them is the text “they’ll ask when did it turn into love? And I’ll say it was always love, it just went by different names: curiosity they turned into friendship and became safety, a home.”
September 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy:
Black and white starfleet delta with the words “it’s impossible to fear diversity and enter the future at the same time.” “Gene Roddenberry”
September 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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A penis plushie at my physical therapist’s office. It’s so cheerful! It’s having such a nice time!
A blue penis plushie on a shelf
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM