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The War Llama
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All it takes for things to change is for one tired, furious person to stand up and say "NO MORE."

Father | Spouse | Queer | AuDHD | Disabled | Socialist | AntiFa | Free Palestine | Tax the Rich | 💚 Vote Green 💚
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If you still cheer for Joanna Rowling or anything she's involved in - or if you work on any of her projects or buy merch, contributing to her wealth - you have to face what that makes you at this point.

Let me break it down for those who have already stopped reading and started a reply. 1/?
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🚨Incredibly important information!
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
HALF OF THE PEOPLE RUNNING THE FUCKING WORLD HAVE BEEN EXPOSED AS PROLIFIC PEDOPHILES AND THESE CUNTS ARE STILL TRYING TO MAKE YOU HATE TRANS PEOPLE INSTEAD.
Oh please do fuck off.

Tell you what, now ask if pathetic far right incel ideology is doing the same, because let's be honest they are far more likely.
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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Green seems like the only option for me now ✅
Polanski is everything people say they want in a leader: honest, to the point, says what he believes and not what he is told to say. He doesn't talk in riddles and I think that's why he's so popular
“Are you firmly in favour of rejoining the European Union?" - Robert Peston

“Firmly very much in favour. Brexit has been a disaster under any criteria, under any measure" - Zack Polanski
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Hey, Wes?
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
A spokesperson for the Prime Minister said "It's all perfectly innocent. Sir Kier was merely addressing a long-held injustice. After all, Batman has a Batmobile; where is the Jokermobile? Inspector Gadget has the Gadgetmobile; where is the Clawmobile? And the Ninja Turtles have the Turtlevan…"
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Ignore the smears. In my pants. Because I shit myself. Over getting caught being mates with a probable pedo/definite traitor.
This is the funniest headline I seen in a long time. And bravo to whoever underlined the desperation with the juxtaposed link.
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Whining cis folk: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GIVE UP MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TERF!

Me: Oh, FFS. Now I've got to stop buying Transformers.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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I think I might need to stop calling every video she makes "their best one yet" but it's not today. Go watch this, it is amazing. You will be angry by the end of it, but anger is the only justifiable response to these utter fiends
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
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Dear Labour. If you want support, nationalise water, make buses and trains affordable outside London, tax billionaires, and stop-being trans and immigrant bashing arseholes.
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
It occurs to me that my parents must have known I was on the spectrum when I was five.

The sound of the game loading was a dead giveaway.

#AuDHDJokes
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Hold on, this Anas Sarwar? Surely not.
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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🗞 The Guardian: "Polanski is hoping to win a seat at the next general election. What about taking on Starmer in Holborn and St Pancras? “Well, that could clearly go Green,” he says with a mischievous smile." " 😀 💚

Read this excellent profile of @zackpolanski.bsky.social ⬇️
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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Saw a post that said Robert de Niro did 600 crunches a day
to prepare for his role in Cape Fear.

It works, I’m up to 300 and I’m so angry I already want to beat the shit out of Nick Nolte.
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
She's certainly a far better candidate than the one airdropped in by Reform - who are currently being investigated for electoral fraud in the G&D election campaign - from miles away.
This is what politics should feel like: thoughtful, honest and shaking things up.

Hannah Spencer is going to be a brilliant MP for Gorton & Denton.

It's time to stop Reform in their tracks:

Watch online this Wednesday.
February 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Been meaning to rave about this for ages.

This gorgeous piece of artwork, by @prips.bsky.social, was a commission for my daughter (7) for Christmas. She loves #DoctorWho, and in particular Jodie Whittaker, who became the Doctor the year she was born.

JUST LOOK AT IT! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 PM
"Didn't you read the invitation, Andrew? It clearly said 'child-free wedding'."
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?
February 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Wow. There really ARE stricter welfare laws for animals than there are for humans.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
JD Wetherspoon's assistance dog policy could be breaking the law, watchdog says
The Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) has written to the pub chain after complaints from disabled customers.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
By Grabthar's Hammer, they named a Transformer after my nickname for my penis.
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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Richard Dawkins in the Epstein Files. Some things in life really come as a shock, and this is not one of them.
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
By Grabthar's Hammer, the UK's political state is a fucking disgrace.
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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You're telling me that Morgan McSweeney might lose his job and Wes Streeting might never be prime minister, because they were too close to Peter Mandelson? oh no that's terrible
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM