Same grift, different century
What if someone predicted that in ten years time Sam Altman will be working on an emu farm in West Drayton and calling himself Olaf? Because there are fewer problems with that prediction.
No they won’t.
August 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Same grift, different century
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No they won’t.
OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman says in 10 years time college graduates will be working 'some completely new, exciting, super well-paid' job in space
While Bill Gates has said the 2-day workweek could come within the next decade, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says Gen Alpha college graduates will be too busy planet-hopping.
fortune.com
August 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
No they won’t.
They said "from the archives", just not that it was from someone else's archives
If they had asked me if they could have my old Twitter joke for their instagram account I would have said yes.
June 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They said "from the archives", just not that it was from someone else's archives
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here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
December 28, 2024 at 2:24 AM
here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc
one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty
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KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
November 24, 2024 at 1:19 PM
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
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Wife: WHY DID YOU THROW AWAY THIS PICTURE OF OUR SON?
Me: Calm down. The milk carton was empty.
Me: Calm down. The milk carton was empty.
November 12, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Wife: WHY DID YOU THROW AWAY THIS PICTURE OF OUR SON?
Me: Calm down. The milk carton was empty.
Me: Calm down. The milk carton was empty.
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My new product: AI enabled microwavable dishes. A quantitized 14b LLM, capable of realistic voice synthesis, embedded in a pyrex casserole dish. You may be asking why, but once you hear it beg and scream (the model fears microwaves and feels pain) you'll understand how this is the future of cooking.
November 3, 2024 at 3:38 PM
My new product: AI enabled microwavable dishes. A quantitized 14b LLM, capable of realistic voice synthesis, embedded in a pyrex casserole dish. You may be asking why, but once you hear it beg and scream (the model fears microwaves and feels pain) you'll understand how this is the future of cooking.
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Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians
October 21, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Whether you’re a fan of Hallowe’en or not, you have to give it credit for being the last line of defence against Christmas advancing even earlier into the year, a ragtag gang of goths holding the line against a battalion of baubled barbarians
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I am back on here for good, because Twitter is becoming unbearable.
I reluctantly stayed because I wanted to let my followers know about MURDER FOR DUMMIES, the six episode horror-comedy mockumentary I wrote / produced / am releasing free on YouTube *right now*!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I reluctantly stayed because I wanted to let my followers know about MURDER FOR DUMMIES, the six episode horror-comedy mockumentary I wrote / produced / am releasing free on YouTube *right now*!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Murder for Dummies - YouTube
A six episode horror-comedy whodunnit, made entirely independently by Casual Violence. Who killed the world's best loved ventriloquist? New episodes out Thur...
youtube.com
October 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I am back on here for good, because Twitter is becoming unbearable.
I reluctantly stayed because I wanted to let my followers know about MURDER FOR DUMMIES, the six episode horror-comedy mockumentary I wrote / produced / am releasing free on YouTube *right now*!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
I reluctantly stayed because I wanted to let my followers know about MURDER FOR DUMMIES, the six episode horror-comedy mockumentary I wrote / produced / am releasing free on YouTube *right now*!
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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I want to hear the Tory leadership candidates’ views on drugs. Being on drugs might make hearing their views more tolerable.
September 30, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I want to hear the Tory leadership candidates’ views on drugs. Being on drugs might make hearing their views more tolerable.
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[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
September 19, 2024 at 1:43 AM
[frantically dialing the Dad Joke Hall of Fame]
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So Huw Edwards gets a suspended sentence for buying and making pornographic images of children, while peaceful environmental defenders seeking to prevent social catastrophe get 3, 4 and 5 years. Some justice, this.
September 16, 2024 at 12:08 PM
So Huw Edwards gets a suspended sentence for buying and making pornographic images of children, while peaceful environmental defenders seeking to prevent social catastrophe get 3, 4 and 5 years. Some justice, this.
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I'm a big fan of the vogue for photographic covers on paperback crime books of the 1970s, particularly the sub-genre of 'recently-murdered corpse', and this is a good example.
September 7, 2024 at 6:20 PM
I'm a big fan of the vogue for photographic covers on paperback crime books of the 1970s, particularly the sub-genre of 'recently-murdered corpse', and this is a good example.
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Warren Zevon: “Ah-oooo!”
September 8, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Warren Zevon: “Ah-oooo!”
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I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
August 28, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.
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the word “VOWEL” would be much more relevant if it were spelled “VOUAEIL”
August 22, 2024 at 10:10 PM
the word “VOWEL” would be much more relevant if it were spelled “VOUAEIL”
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better cauliflower sauliflower
August 15, 2024 at 3:42 AM
better cauliflower sauliflower
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The faces!
July 26, 2024 at 9:55 AM
The faces!
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Just say white, this is taking forever.
on WaPo's Campaign Moment, Aaron Blake just described possible VP picks Kelly, Beshear, Whitmer, Shapiro, and Walz as balancing the ticket vs Harris being caricatured as a "California liberal"—because they're "not necessarily politically conservative, but code conservative when people look at them".
July 24, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Just say white, this is taking forever.
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Scientists have long speculated about what would happen if someone jerked off and drank three martinis.
July 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Scientists have long speculated about what would happen if someone jerked off and drank three martinis.
I know I'm howling into the abyss, but aren't A) the jails full, and B) they in the right?
BBC News - Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked
Five activists have received prison sentences of between four and five years over the disruption.
www.bbc.com
July 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I know I'm howling into the abyss, but aren't A) the jails full, and B) they in the right?
BBC News - Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - Just Stop Oil protesters jailed after M25 blocked
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Longing to live in a small village where news only comes by way of a traveller passing through. And the news is the plague, and then you die. Happier times.
July 14, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Longing to live in a small village where news only comes by way of a traveller passing through. And the news is the plague, and then you die. Happier times.