Coffeemancer Vanvidum
@vanvidum.bsky.social
Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty.
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
Pinned
After some reflection, my husband and I have made the difficult decision to cancel our attendance to #NordicFuzzCon 2026.
As NFC doesn't offer refunds, it falls to me to find someone to buy our registration packages. If you're interested, send my a DM or reply.
As NFC doesn't offer refunds, it falls to me to find someone to buy our registration packages. If you're interested, send my a DM or reply.
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I would be VERY interested to see who sold stocks on 1/19 and then bought stocks on 1/21. You could make a killing insider trading off Trump's tariff merry-go-round.
The most consistent them in Trump's second term has been that every time he leans into his tariff agenda, markets tank, and every time he backs off, they rise. And here's the latest round of uppy-downy to prove the point.
Markets clearly believe that Trump's tariff agenda hurts American businesses.
Markets clearly believe that Trump's tariff agenda hurts American businesses.
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I would be VERY interested to see who sold stocks on 1/19 and then bought stocks on 1/21. You could make a killing insider trading off Trump's tariff merry-go-round.
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Chillingly, the whistleblower says that ICE trainers were directed (no paper trail?) to train all of ICE's new recruits that these administrative warrants authorize breaking into peoples' homes, even though DHS's own training materials still make clear that's illegal!
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Chillingly, the whistleblower says that ICE trainers were directed (no paper trail?) to train all of ICE's new recruits that these administrative warrants authorize breaking into peoples' homes, even though DHS's own training materials still make clear that's illegal!
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ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
![May 12, 2025
MEMORANDUM FOR: All ICE Personnel
FROM: Todd Lyons Acting Director
SUBJECT: Utilizing Form I-205, Warrant of Removal
On January 20, 2025, President Donald J. Trump issued Executive Order 14159, Protecting the American People Against Invasion, directing the Secretary of Homeland Security to "ensur[e] the successful enforcement of final orders of removal." 90 Fed. Reg. 8443, 8444 (Jan. 20, 2025) (E.O. 14159). Essential to the removal of aliens subject to final orders of removal is the ability to locate and arrest them. To this end, certain supervisory immigration officers within both Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) are authorized to issue an administrative warrant, Form I-205, Warrant of Removal (Form 1-205), for the arrest of an alien with a final order of removal. 8 C.F.R. § 241.2(a)(1). All U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) special agents and deportation officers are authorized to execute Forms 1-205. 8 C.F.R. § 287.5(e)(3)(iii) - (y)
Although the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has not historically relied on administrative warrants alone to arrest aliens subject to final orders of removal in their place of residence, the DHS Office of the General Counsel has recently determined that the U.S. Constitution, the Immigration and Nationality Act, and the immigration regulations do not prohibit relying on administrative warrants for this purpose. Accordingly, in light of this legal determination, ICE immigration officers may arrest and detain aliens subject to a final under of removal issued by an immigration judge, the Board of Immigration Appeals (BIA), or a U.S.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreifrzrvaszfhj4bzhgtyvx3fm6ht4kc2zrwtvozijyxl3zxgp7vx6a@jpeg)
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
ICE secretly told its officers that any time someone has been ordered removed, ICE can break down their door.
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
It has been accepted for generations that the only thing which can authorize agents to break into your home is a warrant signed by a judge. No wonder ICE hid this memo!
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When you know what you’re doing is illegal
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 21, 2026 at 10:02 PM
When you know what you’re doing is illegal
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We are going to [redacted] these [redacted] in public. Their [redacted] will be hoisted as [redacted] for a jubilant crowd. I look forward to [redacted] on their [redacted].
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 AM
We are going to [redacted] these [redacted] in public. Their [redacted] will be hoisted as [redacted] for a jubilant crowd. I look forward to [redacted] on their [redacted].
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they gotta be trolling me
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
they gotta be trolling me
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LOL this timeline synchronicity:
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 AM
LOL this timeline synchronicity:
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has someone already done this one
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
has someone already done this one
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One of the things I’m really struggling with about what’s going on in Minnesota is that if you describe what’s going on in plain, factual ways to someone who’s not paying close attention you sound completely, bugfuck crazy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
One of the things I’m really struggling with about what’s going on in Minnesota is that if you describe what’s going on in plain, factual ways to someone who’s not paying close attention you sound completely, bugfuck crazy
The lesson here is that rumination is bad for you.
[0003630] Crash when entering Thoughts and Preferences screen
January 22, 2026 at 1:03 AM
The lesson here is that rumination is bad for you.
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The Last Emperor With Big Naturals
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:58 AM
The Last Emperor With Big Naturals
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The King's Speech with Big Naturals
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The King's Speech with Big Naturals
Now that's a new one for me.
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Now that's a new one for me.
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So, 3 broad possibilities here:
1) Rutte agreed to something of substance pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
2) Rutte agreed to something of substance *not* pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
3) Rutte agreed to something of no substance but that made Trump feel warm and fuzzy and important
1) Rutte agreed to something of substance pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
2) Rutte agreed to something of substance *not* pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
3) Rutte agreed to something of no substance but that made Trump feel warm and fuzzy and important
Hahahahaha pathetic, well done Big Man you've torched the lot for nowt. See what happens when you stand up to the bully?
January 21, 2026 at 8:13 PM
So, 3 broad possibilities here:
1) Rutte agreed to something of substance pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
2) Rutte agreed to something of substance *not* pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
3) Rutte agreed to something of no substance but that made Trump feel warm and fuzzy and important
1) Rutte agreed to something of substance pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
2) Rutte agreed to something of substance *not* pre-cleared with Copenhagen & Nuuk
3) Rutte agreed to something of no substance but that made Trump feel warm and fuzzy and important
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The Natural with Big Naturals
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:50 AM
The Natural with Big Naturals
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights With Big Naturals
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Robin Hood: Men in Tights With Big Naturals
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The Muppets with Big Naturals
Batman Begins with Big Naturals
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The Muppets with Big Naturals
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Star Trek III : the search for spock with big naturals
Batman Begins with Big Naturals
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Star Trek III : the search for spock with big naturals
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Batman Begins with Big Naturals
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Batman Begins with Big Naturals
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Hey, you know the rule. Name, rank, and number.
[0009139] Animal man names not displayed in status, only their military profession
January 21, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Hey, you know the rule. Name, rank, and number.
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*Record Scratch* "Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
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January 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
*Record Scratch* "Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Twelve Angry Men With Big Naturals
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Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb with Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb with Big Naturals