Coffeemancer Vanvidum
@vanvidum.bsky.social
Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty.
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
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*slide whistle*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
*slide whistle*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
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we got so played
"Senior Venezuelan government officials, led by Vice President Delcy Rodríguez...have quietly promoted a series of initiatives in recent months aimed at presenting themselves to Washington as a “more acceptable” alternative to Nicolás Maduro’s regime...funneled through intermediaries in Qatar."
Exclusive: Venezuelan leaders offered U.S. a path to stay in power without Maduro
Delcy and Jorge Rodríguez used Doha backchannels to offer Washington a 'Cartel Light' plan for a managed Venezuela transition that keeps chavismo in power.
www.miamiherald.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 AM
we got so played
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Echoing this! I went through the whole process last year with the help of a Dutch immigration attorney. It was easy and my visa was approved way more quickly than I expected. Housing ended up being an insurmountable challenge so I abandoned my relocation, but I'm considering trying again this year.
If you are feeling desperate to get out of the US and you have a business that you can support yourself with (even furry art) I very strongly urge you to look into the Dutch American Friendship Treaty visa
You can even get it if you're disabled.
You can even get it if you're disabled.
January 4, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Echoing this! I went through the whole process last year with the help of a Dutch immigration attorney. It was easy and my visa was approved way more quickly than I expected. Housing ended up being an insurmountable challenge so I abandoned my relocation, but I'm considering trying again this year.
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what's the point of access journalism that self-censors unless you're trying to 'access' a public sector job or access sexual favors
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
what's the point of access journalism that self-censors unless you're trying to 'access' a public sector job or access sexual favors
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I'm not what you'd call an expert on press ethics, but my first instinct here is outrage and I think that's the right one.
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I'm not what you'd call an expert on press ethics, but my first instinct here is outrage and I think that's the right one.
"We want... Information."
[0011808] Captured dwarves rescued by conquering become stuck as "Prisoner" profession, can't be enlisted in military
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
"We want... Information."
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Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Everyone calls me a fag cause of my foldy paws and whimsical demeanor
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There ain't no party like a raccoon party cause a raccoon party don't stop!
January 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
There ain't no party like a raccoon party cause a raccoon party don't stop!
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Like I said earlier today, I believe that Trump believes in this plan. That doesnt mean much of anyone else does
30% of my feed is equally split between “he did it to steal the oil” & “oil companies want no part of completely rebuilding the dilapidated infrastructure in a country in which they don’t know who will be in charge for low quality oil for a market where prices are already low.”
Probably both right
Probably both right
January 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Like I said earlier today, I believe that Trump believes in this plan. That doesnt mean much of anyone else does
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Fascinating
1. Admin may not have informed Congress but has been talking regime change w US oil industry
2. Oil at $60, US firms not excited about major capex to get VZ heavy sour crude
3. Sounds like WH wants to prod oil firms to make their vision happen, more than WH doing US oil's bidding
1. Admin may not have informed Congress but has been talking regime change w US oil industry
2. Oil at $60, US firms not excited about major capex to get VZ heavy sour crude
3. Sounds like WH wants to prod oil firms to make their vision happen, more than WH doing US oil's bidding
a lot of interesting revelations between the lines of this story www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Fascinating
1. Admin may not have informed Congress but has been talking regime change w US oil industry
2. Oil at $60, US firms not excited about major capex to get VZ heavy sour crude
3. Sounds like WH wants to prod oil firms to make their vision happen, more than WH doing US oil's bidding
1. Admin may not have informed Congress but has been talking regime change w US oil industry
2. Oil at $60, US firms not excited about major capex to get VZ heavy sour crude
3. Sounds like WH wants to prod oil firms to make their vision happen, more than WH doing US oil's bidding
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/100951103_10159531539773273_3359920853729935360_n.jpg
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/100951103_10159531539773273_3359920853729935360_n.jpg
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I’m starting to see special operations forces the way the Founders saw standing armies: having them & investing so much in them makes it entirely too tempting for a tyrant to use them
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I’m starting to see special operations forces the way the Founders saw standing armies: having them & investing so much in them makes it entirely too tempting for a tyrant to use them
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Huge rally and march today in NYC against the war on Venezuela. Get ready for a big thread of photos.
Rally started in Times Square. Maybe 1000 people. Organizers from Peoples Forum NYC, Nodutol, the NYCPYM, Black Alliance for Peace and more spoke.
Rally started in Times Square. Maybe 1000 people. Organizers from Peoples Forum NYC, Nodutol, the NYCPYM, Black Alliance for Peace and more spoke.
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Huge rally and march today in NYC against the war on Venezuela. Get ready for a big thread of photos.
Rally started in Times Square. Maybe 1000 people. Organizers from Peoples Forum NYC, Nodutol, the NYCPYM, Black Alliance for Peace and more spoke.
Rally started in Times Square. Maybe 1000 people. Organizers from Peoples Forum NYC, Nodutol, the NYCPYM, Black Alliance for Peace and more spoke.
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The Chicago protest against the U.S. attack on Venezuela has stepped off to march through the downtown area. Hundreds have joined the march.
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The Chicago protest against the U.S. attack on Venezuela has stepped off to march through the downtown area. Hundreds have joined the march.
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a level of realpolitik here: the United States is unlikely to face serious international consequences for being lunatics acting with impunity, in large part because we are lunatics acting with impunity
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
January 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
a level of realpolitik here: the United States is unlikely to face serious international consequences for being lunatics acting with impunity, in large part because we are lunatics acting with impunity
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
at the end of the day this is going to be up to us to solve, domestically
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I would like to remind the class that Columbia is a major non-nato Ally.
Hours after Venezuela operation, U.S. sent warning to governments of Mexico, Cuba and Colombia that their countries could be next.-Axios
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I would like to remind the class that Columbia is a major non-nato Ally.
"Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai."
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 11:41 PM
"Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai."
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Jesus this Barbie™ camera is ass.
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Jesus this Barbie™ camera is ass.
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Happening now: a protest is underway in downtown Chicago against the overnight U.S. attacks on Venezuela, which included the kidnapping of its President Nicolás Maduro. Protestors are filing into the city's Federal Plaza despite the dark and below-freezing temperatures.
January 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Happening now: a protest is underway in downtown Chicago against the overnight U.S. attacks on Venezuela, which included the kidnapping of its President Nicolás Maduro. Protestors are filing into the city's Federal Plaza despite the dark and below-freezing temperatures.
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If you're looking for design ideas you have to admit it doesn't get more memorable than "Pac-Man Vore."
Sun Ball, designed by Ferdinand Ris in the 1960s
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
If you're looking for design ideas you have to admit it doesn't get more memorable than "Pac-Man Vore."
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Can I just say the absolute most chaos outcome is that the Trump DOJ, which is comically bad at securing convictions, manages to completely bungle Maduro's trial.
January 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Can I just say the absolute most chaos outcome is that the Trump DOJ, which is comically bad at securing convictions, manages to completely bungle Maduro's trial.
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When we were attacked, Denmark sent its sons and daughters to fight and die alongside us and this is how we repay them. Absolutely shameful.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
When we were attacked, Denmark sent its sons and daughters to fight and die alongside us and this is how we repay them. Absolutely shameful.
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Can't wait to tell Prisoner number 6 that we need IN. FOR. MATION. from this chair
Sun Ball, designed by Ferdinand Ris in the 1960s
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Can't wait to tell Prisoner number 6 that we need IN. FOR. MATION. from this chair
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Either it was a limited operation merely to arrest Maduro and move on, or, it is an ongoing major regime change committment that will open up a transition including international and private sector partners. It really can't be both
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Either it was a limited operation merely to arrest Maduro and move on, or, it is an ongoing major regime change committment that will open up a transition including international and private sector partners. It really can't be both