Coffeemancer Vanvidum
@vanvidum.bsky.social
Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty.
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
This is what I want the nicer forensic accountants to look like in their offices.
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is what I want the nicer forensic accountants to look like in their offices.
Fantastic menu at Less Than Greater Than tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Fantastic menu at Less Than Greater Than tonight!
About what I would have expected. My disappointment shall be eternal.
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 AM
About what I would have expected. My disappointment shall be eternal.
If you see this, quote a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If you see this, quote a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Pope Leo
Sexy Pope Leo
October 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.
Sexy Pope Leo
Sexy Pope Leo
Omnium Brewing does a *fantastic* chai beer I heartily recommend!
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Omnium Brewing does a *fantastic* chai beer I heartily recommend!
What's it like inside your head?
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What's it like inside your head?
My opinions on the rest of the cheese and beer!
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My opinions on the rest of the cheese and beer!
My beer and cheese opinions so far:
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My beer and cheese opinions so far:
Trying to rationalize German internal divisions is very annoying. This doesn't look right at all.
Yes, Prussia deserved it.
Yes, Prussia deserved it.
October 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Trying to rationalize German internal divisions is very annoying. This doesn't look right at all.
Yes, Prussia deserved it.
Yes, Prussia deserved it.
Well, this is a throwback.
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Well, this is a throwback.
Jimmmy Kimmel after being told he should be more careful now:
October 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Jimmmy Kimmel after being told he should be more careful now:
Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?
October 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Men, what's stopping you from dressing like this?
Absolutely banned!
October 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Absolutely banned!
Don't get used to it!
October 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Don't get used to it!
She's always offended by SOMETHING.
September 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She's always offended by SOMETHING.
Lot of this going on today, I would imagine.
September 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Lot of this going on today, I would imagine.
Post something random or have an awful October.
September 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Post something random or have an awful October.
Look, we have options as far as comets go. Even if there are two of them.
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Look, we have options as far as comets go. Even if there are two of them.
"It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people."
-Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
-Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
September 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people."
-Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
-Chairman Sheng-Ji Yang
I usually write in cursive these days.
September 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I usually write in cursive these days.