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Setting A New Standard Of Upward Stream Dynamic Development Of Verbal Corrective Phrenological Kinetics, For All Of Us. he/him
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The monarch from the venture bros doing a guild of super villains PSA and it's the Eric Adams video. this popular utility belt with many different locations, could have a cyanide pill in case of capture
alternate reality if it was goodguys and not bad guys who owned the time travel technologies. sorry to nyc because it would *not* be good overall for you but the rest of basically the whole world would be better off, you'd just have to take one for the team
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
alternate reality if it was goodguys and not bad guys who owned the time travel technologies. sorry to nyc because it would *not* be good overall for you but the rest of basically the whole world would be better off, you'd just have to take one for the team
lower right aka the "beeper king" quadrant
@gelliottmorris.com's piece on what Americans actually want from parties is fascinating. It also (re-)produces a classic finding: Almost no one is in the "socially liberal but economically conservative" bucket, but those who are have very popular Substacks
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/not-just-l...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/not-just-l...
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
lower right aka the "beeper king" quadrant
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the thing which gives the game away on scientific racism is that if we discovered an island where everyone was gravely intellectually disabled and some guy said, "great, let's make them our slaves," we would beat him to death with hammers but if you say that about actual people it's taken seriously
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
the thing which gives the game away on scientific racism is that if we discovered an island where everyone was gravely intellectually disabled and some guy said, "great, let's make them our slaves," we would beat him to death with hammers but if you say that about actual people it's taken seriously
dramatic series about a team of Federation diplomats & personnel stationed on Bajor. Combination of present day and flashbacks to both the occupation and the Dominion war. Core story is post war, the destruction on Cardassia necessitated refugees from there to go to or near Bajor-how to manage peace
What is your Star Trek project that only you would love?
All of the TOS episodes rewritten in the Mirror Universe. 79 episodes of pure uncut goateed chaos.
All of the TOS episodes rewritten in the Mirror Universe. 79 episodes of pure uncut goateed chaos.
a man with a beard is standing with his arms crossed in a room .
ALT: a man with a beard is standing with his arms crossed in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
dramatic series about a team of Federation diplomats & personnel stationed on Bajor. Combination of present day and flashbacks to both the occupation and the Dominion war. Core story is post war, the destruction on Cardassia necessitated refugees from there to go to or near Bajor-how to manage peace
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But you imagine where you might be, eventually, when you learn IT has HAPPENED.
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
When It Happens
It’s been so long, you sometimes forget that eventually, IT will HAPPEN. It’s impossible to say when IT will HAPPEN. But it can’t be too long until...
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
But you imagine where you might be, eventually, when you learn IT has HAPPENED.
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
Maybe you will wake up, anxious and scared and angry (i.e., normal).
Then, out of nowhere, the push notification from THE NEWS: “Breaking: IT Has HAPPENED.”
What will you feel like? When IT HAPPENS?
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as a American and serious Burger Person, the implication here is that the burger is constructed with lettuce, mustard, then ketchup? burger will slide everywhere with naught to adhere the top bun to the assemblage beneath. This is an engineering disaster, a culinary hyatt regency walkway collapse
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
as a American and serious Burger Person, the implication here is that the burger is constructed with lettuce, mustard, then ketchup? burger will slide everywhere with naught to adhere the top bun to the assemblage beneath. This is an engineering disaster, a culinary hyatt regency walkway collapse
Ok: bond is about to die when lightning grows in a ball and out of a portal steps KARL URBAN AS THE GUY FROM THE BOYS dragging another guy, he says "oi this is dimensionballs, 'e travels wot in dimensions when oi give his balls the old biscuit toss'" then bond is saved and urban winks at the camera
I wrote the absolute dumbest piece about how they could bring James Bond back to life. I'm sorry I'm this stupid.
Nine Easy Ways To Bring James Bond Back To Life
With Amazon struggling to get over No Time To Die's ending, here are some easy solutions.
www.thegamer.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ok: bond is about to die when lightning grows in a ball and out of a portal steps KARL URBAN AS THE GUY FROM THE BOYS dragging another guy, he says "oi this is dimensionballs, 'e travels wot in dimensions when oi give his balls the old biscuit toss'" then bond is saved and urban winks at the camera
this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. i don't know where the real Genesis of "committing to the bit" is, I think it's a 90s innovation, but this is proof the spirit is still alive and it's not tired out yet
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. i don't know where the real Genesis of "committing to the bit" is, I think it's a 90s innovation, but this is proof the spirit is still alive and it's not tired out yet
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The evidence was always there…
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The evidence was always there…
finally an app that with the voice of our Lord and Savior can give last rites then both affirm and instruct the user how to kill themselves
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
finally an app that with the voice of our Lord and Savior can give last rites then both affirm and instruct the user how to kill themselves
opening track on the cd you bought at the Christian store in the mall in 1996 on the recommendation of your high school classmate who always wore those shirts that were NO FEAR and BIG JOHNSON parodies but were all about Jesus on the cross
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
opening track on the cd you bought at the Christian store in the mall in 1996 on the recommendation of your high school classmate who always wore those shirts that were NO FEAR and BIG JOHNSON parodies but were all about Jesus on the cross
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Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023.
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Kansas City became a trans sanctuary city in 2023.
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
It is a betrayal of your fans and our city to collaborate with a woman who has said, explicitly, that she will use money generated by the Harry Potter franchise to ruin trans lives.
I am begging you to do better by us, @royals.com
🎶 the legend lives on, of the boat that is gone, with the families all them left waitin'
a good ship and true, and a brave captain who dared to try out something innovatin'🎶
a good ship and true, and a brave captain who dared to try out something innovatin'🎶
Well, this is timely! New evidence presented ahead of the 50th anniversary of the disaster prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in heavy seas because the captain drove it under the water instead of on top. "I guess he was trying something new," say researchers.
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🎶 the legend lives on, of the boat that is gone, with the families all them left waitin'
a good ship and true, and a brave captain who dared to try out something innovatin'🎶
a good ship and true, and a brave captain who dared to try out something innovatin'🎶
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this is it folks, this is the future, shove your fucking faces into the slop you pigs. meta loves you
mmmm my favorite mcdonald’s food, Dore, Caprer, and a side of Cchinges
November 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
this is it folks, this is the future, shove your fucking faces into the slop you pigs. meta loves you
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Think about these contrasting storylines of the last week:
Zohran Mandani is the face and future of young Dems
Nick Fuentes is the face and future of young Republicans
Zohran Mandani is the face and future of young Dems
Nick Fuentes is the face and future of young Republicans
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Think about these contrasting storylines of the last week:
Zohran Mandani is the face and future of young Dems
Nick Fuentes is the face and future of young Republicans
Zohran Mandani is the face and future of young Dems
Nick Fuentes is the face and future of young Republicans
blind stab in the dark: the reference to people at Zitrons wedding in 2017 feels like someone (casey newton is my guess) who used to post on A Certain Website, Not That One But The Other One, who couldn't hack it and resented those who could. i am probably wrong
casey newton calling ed zitron "temu kara swisher" is the maddest I have seen anyone be in a while
www.wired.com/story/ai-pr-...
www.wired.com/story/ai-pr-...
Ed Zitron Gets Paid to Love AI. He Also Gets Paid to Hate AI
He’s one of the loudest voices of the AI haters—even as he does PR for AI companies. Either way, Ed Zitron has your attention.
www.wired.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
blind stab in the dark: the reference to people at Zitrons wedding in 2017 feels like someone (casey newton is my guess) who used to post on A Certain Website, Not That One But The Other One, who couldn't hack it and resented those who could. i am probably wrong
How about MLB goes historical: we exhume Rose for the all star game and anytime there's disagreement between the officials and a coach, the coaches yell and holler at Pete's bones and rotten flesh, in a clear nod to the famous Cadaver Synod in 897
Would actually like to see both teams get to put Pete Rose in. You get to roll his corpse out to somewhere on the infield to stop potential base hits. With the right scouting reports, it could really make a difference (not sure how it works with the shift)
Trump: "I haven't been watching it too much, the World Series. I'm disappointed they didn't put Pete Rose in. And with all the gambling you see now -- I mean, gimme a break."
October 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
How about MLB goes historical: we exhume Rose for the all star game and anytime there's disagreement between the officials and a coach, the coaches yell and holler at Pete's bones and rotten flesh, in a clear nod to the famous Cadaver Synod in 897
someone's got to write serious engagement with the selling of "holodeck" as what AI will provide, with the context of its origin existing in a free energy, utopian post-scarcity society where there is literally no labor other than what one *desires* to do, and also it's goddamn fictional
this is stupid but at some point i think we have to confront the fact that there appears to be a not insignificant demand for videogames to be the holodeck, an infinite virtual playground you can basically live in. except even holodeck programs were actually written by someone, right?
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
someone's got to write serious engagement with the selling of "holodeck" as what AI will provide, with the context of its origin existing in a free energy, utopian post-scarcity society where there is literally no labor other than what one *desires* to do, and also it's goddamn fictional
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Use code “indictment” for $5 of free bets on DraftKings
Portland Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups has been arrested by the FBI for alleged illegal gambling, sources tell ESPN.
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Use code “indictment” for $5 of free bets on DraftKings
yeah I remember this one, then nick reads the whole thread in a Korean accent and stavvy does laughing
October 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
yeah I remember this one, then nick reads the whole thread in a Korean accent and stavvy does laughing
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llm is just pulling actual storylines from a parallel reality. Perry Saturn hanging out w/ Kaientai. They're all watching anime, Farooq and Bradshaw walk in & obscure the screen. Bradshaw says what're you doing, screen makes creepy sexy noises, everyone pulls a face, Farooq says "damn"
October 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
llm is just pulling actual storylines from a parallel reality. Perry Saturn hanging out w/ Kaientai. They're all watching anime, Farooq and Bradshaw walk in & obscure the screen. Bradshaw says what're you doing, screen makes creepy sexy noises, everyone pulls a face, Farooq says "damn"