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Setting A New Standard Of Upward Stream Dynamic Development Of Verbal Corrective Phrenological Kinetics, For All Of Us. he/him
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Picture of the cabin at the Drake Oil Well Museum, site of the first commercial petroleum operation and major signpost on our journey toward the annihilation of the human race
September 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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30 Rock answered this, when Tracy wanted to memorialize the death of the guy Pac-man was based on
Tracy from 30 Rock describing his plan to honor the death of the man Pac Man was based on
June 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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A picture of the nightclub The Bronze from an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
June 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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getting my favorite dumbest implementation of this ready
a still from END OF EVANGELION where Lilith is grasping an enormous clump of souls, edited to be an unendingly massive heap of FELL FOR IT AGAIN awards
May 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Yeah I'm proud to announce we're making this story a film for my new production company, Dipshit Coward Loser Pictures, under the label Every Confederate Should Have Been Put Into A Grinder Films
Skeet by C. W. Johnson, Jr. @Cwjohnsonjr.bsky.social #OnThisDayinHistory Some of the most brutal and bloody combat of the American Civil War occurred in the Mule Shoe at Spotsylvania Court House. That Should Be A Movie about the common Confederate soldiers based on Carrying The Flag by Gordon C. Rhea
May 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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did you know there is a bafflingly robust field of WOTEF memes out there? now you do
Top of picture is a sunken boat, implied to be the EDMUND FITZGERALD; bottom of picture is a green alien cyclops singing under the caption "Gordon Lightfoot be like:"
May 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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look at my right wing intellectuals dawg I'm going to collapse an empire
"Keeperman: Yeah. Douthat: Then you have the Nietzschean former graduate student-turned-online essayist and influencer Bronze Age Pervert,"
May 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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various pictures of Dr. Byron Orpheus, necromancer by trade, from the TV series THE VENTURE BROS.
April 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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oh it can *really* get weird if, say, the internal settings don't let it talk about Certain Topics
A Google AI overview block of text. "Two in the pink, one in the stink" is a playful rhyme often used when putting on shoes, meaning that two feet go into the "pink" (clean) shoe, while one foot goes into the "stink" (dirty) shoe; essentially highlighting the concept of one shoe being significantly dirtier than the others.
April 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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An image of the supervillain Phantom Limb from the show THE VENTURE BROS with a word balloon at the bottom of the picture, implying he is reading the quoted post
April 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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welcome to the resistance
The three nihilists from THE BIG LEBOWSKI
April 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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but what of
will farrell wielding a shotgun in a satirical promotional title card for the fictional television show "BITCH HUNTER" from 30 Rock
March 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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A still from the film FIRST REFORMED: Ethan Hawke, wearing black priest's garments, standing in a church
February 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Album cover for the seminal 1990 Megadeth album RUST IN PIECE. The scene is set in a kind of military hangar. Holding aloft a glowing green rock, the band's skeletal suit-wearing mascot, Vic Rattlehead, touches a cryogenic cylinder containing a stereotypical Grey alien. Five men in suits styled after world leaders of the era (George Bush Sr., Mikhail Gorbachev, etc ) look on with astonishment.
February 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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this is the key art for #4, right?
Cover image for the 90s hip hop album DOIN THANGS by the artist BIG BEAR. Four large grizzly bears with jewelry, cigars, fruits, and other accompaniments surround the titular rapper Big Bear, who also has jewelry and cigars
February 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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this would be so fun for like half a second right before turbo cancer hits your lungs, mouth, heart, throat and probably your fingers
a man with a round device in his mouth, into the other much wider end of which is inserted literally hundreds of cigarettes, in an attempt to break the world record for number of cigarettes smoking at once. he is of course wearing a backwards baseball cap
February 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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A tweet by Felix Biederman: Gorsuch normally: it's completely within an employer's rights to castrate any employee Gorsuch on reservation law: am issuing this ruling from Piscataway land,
January 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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"I'm still furious at Adam McKay for not putting me in the Jennifer Lawrence role, even after I gave him the title. It was my philosophy when I dated Mickey Rourke."
Jenna from 30 Rock
December 27, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Headline and first para from THE ONION story titled "Chrysler Halts Production Of Neckbelts"
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Introduce yourself with four records
Album cover for the eponymous Blue album by the band Weezer. Four Caucasian men stand against a solid blue background. Album cover for the eponymous album by Ben Folds Five. A close-up painting of a piano with a Polaroid picture resting above the keys. Album cover for the CAKE album "Prolonging the Magic". A brown stamp impression of a pig on a background of yellow squiggles. Album cover for the Talking Heads album Stop Making Sense. A half black circle on a white background.
November 21, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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A photo of Sigmund Freud
October 27, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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now that he's not running anymore nobody cares, and I think it's because implicitly or otherwise everyone realizes this bit from Veep is unironically 100% accurate
Ben Cafferty from the TV show Veep: " listen we all know the white house would work so much better if there wasn't a president, but there is. So we work around that."
September 23, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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douglas adams knew this in the 80s
The major problem-one of the major problems, for there are several-one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2) Tags: elections, hg2g, politics, rulers
September 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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it has the best Jenna line, bar none
September 9, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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this map or variations of it won't get out of my mind. of all the unprecedented things making this election unpredictable, this imo is the unprecedentedest
August 23, 2024 at 3:41 PM