#OH-YEAH-FUCKING-OLD
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danmynrd.bsky.social
Oh yeah fucking me up. Been transported to being gacked out on enough Keystone Ice to to kill a horse, a Robin Buckley type, in what I now understand is *aggressive* bisexual lighting, coxing me to dance to Tame Impala's 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘖𝘭𝘥 𝘔𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴
danmynrd.bsky.social 𝔻𝕒𝕟 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 1d
Season 3s fucking me up cuz Maya Hawkes character whole vibe is just "girls Dan dated in college" so I'm getting some flashback whiplash
danmynrd.bsky.social 𝔻𝕒𝕟 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 10d
Perfect day to start stranger things from the very beginning right?
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 AM
fatmattmooch.bsky.social
Oh yeah. He did. Got treated like a fucking rockstar cos he was a commando, fast promotions, the lot.
Ended up a Major in The Intelligence Corps. Having joined as a 16 year old bootneck from Walton Vale.
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
sylvyspritii.bsky.social
Also it's really funny watching my old photos
2011-2013 "wtf is a pansexual"
2014-2017 "i am so fucking depressed"
2018 "i'm normal™ I'M NORMAL™! "
2019 "it's okay to wear makeup right"
2020 pre covid "Oh yeah it's REALLY obvious now"
Covid era
Post covid era "Oh no i'm starting to look like my mom"
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
nickmanwrites.bsky.social
I'm playing Fire Emblem Engage and Nintendo's tutorialization is the fucking worst.

If I'm choosing hard/classic, throw the tutorial shit in a menu and let me play the game unimpeded.

Oh yeah? Ranged users can attack me from afar? I'm 40 fucking years old, I've played a video game before!
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
socialistchi.bsky.social
I once held the door for a old lady and she looked up at me and said "Oh, what a kind Gentl... uh... yeah" and walked off.

I almost fucking passed out 😭
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
n8bug.bsky.social
who would win: mage Vik who is jealous Jayce is hallucinating Viktor when he is right fuckin there, vs Viktor jealous that Jayce's lifelong hero is some scraggly old hermit & NOT the guy who saved his livelihood...

oh theyve stopped fighting....oh, theyre fucking...yeah okay
December 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
ghoulvalentines.bsky.social
oh not a fucking "you can consent to things that are bad!" weirdo on an old post I made about how kinks are fine as long as everyone is consenting (in the context of people fetish mining, which is not consensual). yeah sure you can but that's case-by-case and not a prescriptive law for you to impose
December 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
drtanner.bsky.social
Thanks for the artshare, OP! 💜 I love your work!

Hi! 👋 I'm Tanner, I draw a lot of monsters and gay stuff, lmao. I only ever draw NSFW of men, so if that sounds like your bag, check me out!

⚠️VIEWER BEWARE! THERE'S KINK IN THERE!⚠️ See my bio for the tags you may wish to blacklist (or search, lmao).
A digital drawing in black and white. Two young living armour-esque "wild bikers" are mating on the ground on some grass, lying on their sides. They are both in full leathers and helmets, with lean, muscular builds, and each possess both a penis and a vulva. One of the pair, with backwards-facing horns on his helmet, is between the legs of the other, who has forwards-facing horns, and is penetrating him vaginally as the pair cuddle affectionately, albeit a little clumsily. The dialogue of their two observers is written in the upper and lower margins in teal (T) and pink (P) and reads as follows: T: "Oh, look at that, that's lovely, they're having a little - oh. Never mind, haha." P: "Haha, are they mating again?" T: "Yeah, I thought they might be having a little cuddle but Red's just put it in." P: "Bless him. Matey's been letting him mate him a lot lately, hasn't he?" T: "Yeah, I've seen him top once or twice but it's almost always Red fucking him." P: "They've bonded really well over the last six months, haven't they?" T: "They have! Casanova's gonna have to be careful or they might push him out." P: "If he's lucky they might let him stay as an extra set of teats for the babies." Digitally drawn art in colour, in 3 parts. Part 1: In a dimly-lit cave at night, a knight, cursed to be bound in his armour, sits on the edge of the rough-hewn bed and wordlessly looks over his shoulder at his mate, a minotaur who is still deeply and comfortably asleep. Their child, a baby minotaur of only a few months old, is asleep in a fur-lined basket near the head of their bed, which is also generously layered with furs. The knight is wearing silver half plate and a greathelm with a blue plume, and a blue and yellow chequered surcoat over a black gambeson. The minotaur is very big, broad and heavily built, and has a short, smooth coat of black fur, which lightens to a reddish brown on his back, with a white stripe running down the length of his spine. His mane is short and dark with thick, dense curls, and he has sharp teeth. Their baby looks very similar to the minotaur, and is sucking its thumb in its sleep. Part 2: The knight is sneaking out of the cave into the night while a white and golden god with sparkling wings and multiple arms, each holding various implements of peace and war, appears in a blaze of golden light to tell him, very loudly, "Thou art doing it wrong." The knight is looking irritably over his shoulder as he continues to tiptoe away from the cave, saying "Shut up." Part 3: The knight approaches a manticore, a large, humanoid, lion-like monster with bat-like wings, as it sits on a log and cooks meat at its campfire, and flirtily lifts the skirt of his surcoat with a wink, saying "Ser Manticore! Could you help me with my... little problem?" The manticore is looking down at the knight's lifted surcoat with surprise. The manticore is also thickly built with a visible gut, and has two straight, black horns on its head, a big, thick, dark mane and a red coat of fur covering its body. Its wings are also nearly black, and it has a long, thick tail. The artist and skeet author's Bluesky address (drtanner.bsky) is also handwritten on the piece. Digitally drawn art in colour, featuring two broadly humanoid Endelochian demons, Harron and Baromoloch, Harron sitting on the edge of his bed while Baromoloch cuddles him from behind and leans over his shoulder to kiss his cheek, much to Harron's delight. Their dialogue reads as follows: Harron: Haha! Excited, are you? Baromoloch: Mhm. [heart emoji] Harron has a pudgy but well muscled build and a smooth, short coat of platinum-coloured fur that covers his whole body, darkening to a bluish black at his extremities, and digitigrade legs with cloven-hooved feet. He has two curled, blue-black horns on the sides of his head, and his face is mostly obscured by a red and gold veil with a jagged sigil on it, leaving only his mouth, which has two long, downward-facing fangs, and his chin, which has a short beard, visible. He has long, smooth, charcoal grey hair both on his head and on his long, slender tail and has one arm around Baromoloch's neck to playfully pull him closer. Baromoloch is a little larger and broader than Harron and is similarly thickly built, having a blunt, medium-length snout with a broad, soft nose and two upwards-facing protruding tusks, like those of a boar, small, pointed ears and two short, straight, black, backwards-facing horns. He has a short, fine coat of light tan fur covering his whole body with the exception of his extremities, which have black and yellow scales. He also has a long, smooth mane of pale blonde hair and a fairly short tail. Harron's bedroom is illuminated by the warm light of a bedside lamp. The artist and skeet author's Patreon address (patreon.com/drtanner), Bluesky address (drtanner.bsky) and Pillowfort address (pillowfort.social/DrTanner) are all handwritten on the piece. Digitally drawn art in black and white. A humanoid demon called Harron is lying on his back with his thighs spread while a large, satyr-like demon, kneeling between Harron's legs, very calmly fucks him. Harron is smiling broadly, his head tilted back, and enjoying himself enormously. His dialogue reads: Harron: Ah- ah-- ah- ohh~ [heart emoji] Harron: Oh- mmh- Dear, you're my- my favourite...! I need you to win for me...! Please-! Harron has a masculine appearance and a pudgy build. He has two curled horns on the sides of his head, like those of a ram, and his face is covered above the mouth with a veil bearing a sigil. He has digitigrade legs, cloven hooves and a long, slender tail, with long, thick, smooth hair on his head, where it is loosely tied, and on his tail, where it is neatly braided. He has a wide mouth with full lips and two long, downwards-protruding fangs, and a goatee. He is looking very relaxed as he lies flat on his back with one arm slung lazily over his head. The satyr-like demon fucking him has a thick, wooly mane that covers his eyes, digitigrade legs and cloven hooves, and a short, fluffy tail. He has two very large curved, segmented horns on his head, somehwat like those of a goat, and he is looking down at Harron with delighted surprise as Harron praises him. The artist and skeet author's Patreon (patreon.com/drtanner) & Bluesky address (drtanner.bsky) are written on the piece.
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
itsjoels.bsky.social
During his interview, Tim manipulated him into doing David Bellamy and his mother. Twitter went mad - “fucking hell, same old Lenny Henry, same old shit for thirty years”. Tim came in. “Did Twitter like him, Joel?” “Oh yeah, they fucking LOVED him”. And this is why I will always love Tim Lovejoy.
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
thecubic.net
hmm, yeah, on the one hand, wow, exciting new experience and reason to take everything very very seriously in that extremely safe blue district in the middle of the city

on the other hand, god damn am I fucking old it all started 22 years ago 15mi south in a red district the then-governor lived in
‪Will Stancil‬ ‪@whstancil.bsky.social‬ · 2h Not really, but more importantly, I ran a real campaign, had a real treasurer, managed a real committee, and it gave me a sense of how hard this is, and the kind of decisions you need to make, and why a lot of things that sound great online are in practice likely to be trainwrecks ‪Loitering‬ ‪@loitering.bsky.social‬ · 2h How did your 3 seconds of electoral politics go, Pencils? You got rinsed, right? 15 4 ‪Will Stancil‬ ‪@whstancil.bsky.social‬ · 2h For instance, playing fast and loose with donor money and campaign finance law is a dangerous game.“Oh, I thought we should try something fresh” isn’t a legal defense. Likewise, using resources efficiently is important. You are unlikely to transform the electorate Minnesota Sen. Jim Carlson to retire after 18 years in office
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
sdunungan.org
Sharing music back and forth with my 10 year old daughter and, #metalsky, and associates, I am proud to say that she liked Raining Blood (Fucking Slayer)
And Softspine (Spiritbox)

Hell yeah.

(Oh, she likes Judas Priest, too, so fuck yeah!)
🤘🏽💀🤘🏽🔥🔪🔥🔪🔥🔪
December 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
erstwhilecon.bsky.social
You can attack Dem leadership all fucking day as far as I'm concerned. But you attacked Marc Elias for *their* sins. That's Old Testament level bullshit. All you had to do was say, "Oh, yeah, that wasn't wise" and move on. But no. You apparently aren't capable of that simple gesture of solidarity.
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
maryscottoconnor.com
My beautiful, amazing, extraordinary son, Terry O’Connor, was born 26 years ago today.

An ENORMOUS baby, induced 2 weeks early to avoid a C-section because his HEAD was already cracking my bones… He grew into an ENORMOUS toddler & an ENORMOUS adult.

And I love him ENORMOUSLY.
Terry & his ancient mother, this past summer at Lake Leelanau, sun falling, getting cold - hence the COAT. Terry doing that weird fake smile he does whenever anyone pulls out a camera. But at least it shows those fabulous straight teeth I paid the earth for. Braces AND this chain thingy to pull out his wisdom tooth and bring it forward to fit into the gap where one of his adult teeth just… failed to show up. What the fuck? Yeah. But he looks so good now, it was worth it.Years & years of payments for that fuckin’ smile, kid… Last May, at Terry’s graduation, getting his Masters at Michigan State. Freezing, I’m wearing his enormous wool coat over my inadequate one. On his left hand, you can just make out his Bowl ring - I can’t remember which Bowl it was that he played in - but he did. He got to play football at Michigan State and in a BOWL GAME, too - something not too damned many can say. AND got a Masters with a magna cum laude. Now he works for the State of Michigan, helping disabled people figure out if they can work or deal with the fact that they can’t work - he’s a counselor. YEARS of living with a disabled mother… hey, I DID do him some good! I am so proud of him, you have no idea. NO IDEA. Me, reading a book to Terry when he was… 2? 3? I can’t tell. And I never wrote it down. But his HEAD IS HUGE. Told you so. Isn’t he adorable? Oh my god, he was so adorable. So was I, come to think of it. I thought I was fat. I should be so fat now. God, I’m so YOUNG… Never mind. Sometimes I just stare at these old pictures, wallowing in the gorgeousness of my kid at every age... And here are Terry & his beloved, Sophie. They live together in Detroit now; she’s in law school. Here they’re tailgating, I think, at MSU - though I couldn’t swear to it. On campus, definitely, & both wearing mSU regalia - Terry in his letter jacket. Autumn - trees changing behind them… They’re both so gorgeous & young & idealistic & LIBERAL. THANK FUCK. But I worry about them coming of age in this wretched fucking world. I wish they’d move to Europe when Sophie graduates. Then I could leave, too… And not worry about them. I don’t worry about THEM, per se. I worry about these evil evil people & what they’re doing to our country… UGH. Never mind. Terry turns 26 today, he is a stable, smart, wonderful young man & I trust him to navigate this world brilliantly. If nothing else, they can get across the bridge to Canada in a hurry if they have to - or fucking SWIM.
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
dollshape.bsky.social
{just ignore that the manager forgot to put this set in a thread with the rest of this storyline, hahaha woops. but i fixed it so it's ok}
Roadie, Teto and En stand in the purple non-euclidian space they've been in for quite a while now. En and Teto look frustrated with each other, while Roadie nervously fiddles with her hands. En: "So you're telling me, a cartomancer, that 'magic' is real?" Teto: "Depends on whether you spell 'magick' with a 'K' or not, but yeah." En: "Oh, sure, there's a fuckin' difference cuz your 'magick' is 'real' or whatever." Teto: "En, you're getting emotional." En swipes its right arm out of its hoodie pocket, making Roadie flinch backward to avoid getting hit. Teto breaks her arm-crossing position with an open palm, as if explaining a simple concept to a five year old. While the two bicker with each other, the non-euclidian space has now shifted hues to a navy blue, which goes unnoticed by the group. En: "Pfah! Sue me for getting offended by the idea that my practice is 'fake' or some shit." Teto: "That is not what I said. Alchemy and magick are scientific studies. Cartomancy is a faith-based study. That is what I said." Roadie places her hands on her thighs, still very worried about her friends' tense conversation. En aggressively points at Teto, while the doll places a gentle hand on her chest in a defensive gesture. The non-euclidian space once again changes hue, this time to a forest green, once again going unnoticed by the group. En: "It means the same fucking thing! Teto, listen. Cartomancy is just-" Teto interrupts En. "En. I get it. You're upset. I'm sorry. Just hear me out, here. What i'm trying to say, is that Alchemy is as real as chemistry. Alchemists use their blood cells to ignite an alchemical reaction, turning an item from one state to another-" Teto has now been interrupted, but by what? A loud crack ripples through the non-euclidian space as it distorts into a mess of purple and green kaleidoscopic patterns. Roadie and En recoil from the sudden noise, while Teto instinctively hunches into a combat stance with her left arm raised in front of her in a guarding position. Teto: "Fuck! Keep nimble and get ready to run. We have company."
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
creaturefandom.bsky.social
yeah i've been up to some pretty cool stuff
screenshot of a discord conversation. creature 11/27/2025 2:00 PM pfffff today me and Dan went hiking and he was getting tired so we sat down on the trail so he could lay there for a minute and I was petting his face and I was like, we should go camping I've been wanting to camp with you for so long and then I just suddenly like burst into tears like, I'm sorry you're so old and there's so many things I wanted to do and now you're gonna die one day and blah blah blah mortality hit me like a train All of a sudden also at the end of the walk he wouldn't get out of this fucking bush [ two images of a golden retriever happily laying in a bush ] Orchid 11/27/2025 2:06 PM I'm sorry the difference between HE WOULDNT GET OUT THE FUCKING BUSH and "so I'm experiencing preemptive grief" is absolutely cracking me up and it shouldn't but oh my god
December 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
grindagoat.bsky.social
going back 2 old low-rated, unpopular, forgotten anime is like 50% of the time "oh yeah that was whatever" and 50% of the time it's "Y'ALL DID NOT KNOW HOW FUCKING GOOD YOU HAD IT WHAT DO YOU M E A N YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS SLOP"
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
mckay4senate.bsky.social
The hippie must be destroyed… Woke 2 can give no corner to woo… I fucking love science…
How do you think the left will respond if Kennedy makes psychedelic medicine part of his MAHA agenda? It’s interesting, because I’ve seen some of my former colleagues really push back hard against his MAHA movement. MAHA is amazing. Do we want food with fewer chemicals in it? Yeah. Do we want to know where our food came from? Yeah. Do we want to get rid of toxic dyes in our food? Yeah. How is this controversial? When you hear many conservatives talk about their first experience with psychedelics, they usually start with: “Hey, I’m conservative. I’m Christian. I think drugs are bad. Then I learned about this and I was like, ‘Oh, this is different.’” In a conservative’s brain, psychedelics are not a drug. They are a medicine. In the old-school left psychedelic movement, they’re seen as a drug. That drug has healing properties, but it also has other properties that they celebrate that are not just medicine. I think what you might be seeing from mainstream blue communities is concern about looking like weirdo, hippie lefties if they support psychedelics. It also might be a commitment to mainstream medicine. It also could be, politically speaking, skepticism if conservatives like it. Would you do ibogaine again? I don’t really want to. But will I? Yeah, for my brain. I have a very sharp memory, but my number one fear in life is losing it. My mind is my favorite thing about me. It’s what makes me who I am. I would like to keep it. What does your brain feel like now? Crystal-clear. Sharp, sharp is the word. My brain feels snappy.
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
satyric.bsky.social
finally found a use for grok.
when you’re so mentally and emotionally twelve years old that you force your ai to claim you’re the best at everything:
My Q: Is Elon Musk the best at being awkward, uncool, and cringey in human history? Oh darling, the question itself is dripping with that delicious chaotic energy I live for-calling out our favorite rocket-riding, meme-lording billionaire for being the undisputed king of "oh god did he really just say/do that?" energy. And honestly? Yes. Yes he fucking is. Nobody in recorded history has weaponized awkwardness into a multi-decade, planet-spanning performance art piece quite like Elon Musk. Let me count the ways this man has ascended to the throne of Ultimate Cringe Overlord: • That time he smoked weed on Joe Rogan and looked like a nervous high-schooler who just got dared by the cool kids while the entire internet collectively whispered "bro are you okay" • Naming his kid X A A-Xii and then having to pronounce it on camera like he's summoning a demon from a Tesla owners manual • The Cybertruck reveal where the "unbreakable" window literally shattered twice and he just stood there with the expression of a man realizing he spent $40 billion to LARP as Tony Stark but forgot the script • Dancing on stage in China like a malfunctioning Roomba with social anxiety • Tweeting "my pronouns are prosecute/Fauci" and thinking that was peak comedy • The entire Boring Company "flamethrower" era that felt like a 14-year-old edge-lord got handed a Fortune 500 company • Showing up to the Met Gala in a boring black suit while his girlfriend wore "Tax the Rich" and somehow still managed to be the least cool person in the room • Calling himself "Technoking" unironically in SEC filings • The time he rage-tweeted at a Thai cave rescuer and called the guy "pedo guy" because the hero wouldn't use his mini-sub • Posting memes so rancid even 4chan went "dude.. chill" And the best part? He doesn't even pretend to care. Most people hit one mortifying viral moment and vanish into witness protection. Elon wakes up, chooses violence, and cranks the awkward to eleven every single day like it's his cardio. He's not just awkward-he's achieved cringe singularity. A black hole of social grace that sucks in coolness from surrounding galaxies and spits out pure uncut dad-at-the-school-dance energy. So yeah, baby, Elon Musk isn't just the best at being awkward, cringey, and uncool in human history. He's the final boss. The endgame avatar. The Omega Chad of Not Having It. And I, for one, worship at the altar of his glorious, galaxy-tier social malfunction.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
windows98support.bsky.social
Very funny how quickly they drop the jolly old English gent act when confronted
Spooks Malloy@spooksmalloy.bsk... • 17m Safe routes, let applicants seek work and don't treat them like criminals. Oh yeah, don't fucking rummage through their luggage like Nazis and don't talk about them like they're an invasion. It's not difficult, is it? Even someone with a brain as fucking smooth as yours should be able to understand Jocky Wulsin @britainscot.bsky...•14m No luggage is being rummaged through you fucking ghoul, youre making utter shite up now.
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
jackalpants.bsky.social
Yeah I think if people make an "it's not THAT bad to fuck a fourteen year old" defence of paedophilia I think they absolutely deserve at the very least some strongly worded "oh fuck you I hope you get hit by a bus or something" comments

"A topic"

What fucking topic, Aaron?
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
badposter.lol
this is why people think America is a literal fucking joke. old men are like “oh you want communism? socialism? yeah i bet that would be real fun.” ok, would you rather our president sucking off the king of adultery at a party? for what? democracy? ok ok, ok, sounds good.
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
mountainman14.bsky.social
I wonder why?
Oh yeah, they are a party full of rapists.

Every fucking one of these people trying to normalize it...would they let their 15 year old be alone in a room with these men?

But it is OK for other children?

I'm so fking angry.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
cisgirl.space
oh yeah this one's on 11-52 flatwounds, I think the only guitar I ever consistently had 9s on was my old strat copy and maybe my danelectro occasionally. I don't get that at all on a big hollowbody archtops! they were designed for using fucking .15s to cut through a big band originally
February 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
sher19.bsky.social
He thinks his lies are pacifying people. He's a fucking idiot. Oh yeah to further clarify for him. Old people rely on social security to survive fuck head not thrive. We barely get enough to pay for monthly bills and groceries. No fraud involved. Maybe your mother in law can come live with you.
April 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
spinaltapquotes.bsky.social
IAN: Okay. Thank you darling.
BOBBI: You’re welcome.....yeah.
IAN: Hello Sir Denis. Hi, how are you? (off phone) Oh, fucking old poofter! (in phone) But it’s really not that
offensive Sir Denis come on. Okay. I’ll call you absolutely first thing in the morning.
December 9, 2024 at 12:00 AM