Spinal Tap Quotes
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DAVID: We’re not going about to do a free-form jazz, uh, exploration in front of a festival crowd!
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
IAN: Well you should have seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasn’t a glove believe me.
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
IAN: Well you should have seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasn’t a glove believe me.
MARTY: Do you have a philosohpy, or creed that you live by?
MICK: Well...like, personally, I like to think about sex and drugs and rock’n’roll, you know, that’s my life...
MARTY: Yeah.
DAVID: yeah...
MICK: Well...like, personally, I like to think about sex and drugs and rock’n’roll, you know, that’s my life...
MARTY: Yeah.
DAVID: yeah...
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 AM
MARTY: Do you have a philosohpy, or creed that you live by?
MICK: Well...like, personally, I like to think about sex and drugs and rock’n’roll, you know, that’s my life...
MARTY: Yeah.
DAVID: yeah...
MICK: Well...like, personally, I like to think about sex and drugs and rock’n’roll, you know, that’s my life...
MARTY: Yeah.
DAVID: yeah...
NIGEL: Well, I don’t know, wh-wh-what are the hours?
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
NIGEL: Well, I don’t know, wh-wh-what are the hours?
IAN: I’m sorry, it’s just some crappy university, you know
NIGEL: I know, Yeah, right, it’s a joke, it’s all a j..
NIGEL: I know, Yeah, right, it’s a joke, it’s all a j..
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
IAN: I’m sorry, it’s just some crappy university, you know
NIGEL: I know, Yeah, right, it’s a joke, it’s all a j..
NIGEL: I know, Yeah, right, it’s a joke, it’s all a j..
we say “love your brother”, we don’t say it, really, but..
NIGEL: We don’t literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don’t say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don’t literally mean it, but we’re not racists.
DAVID: No, we don’t believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
NIGEL: We don’t literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don’t say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don’t literally mean it, but we’re not racists.
DAVID: No, we don’t believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
we say “love your brother”, we don’t say it, really, but..
NIGEL: We don’t literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don’t say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don’t literally mean it, but we’re not racists.
DAVID: No, we don’t believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
NIGEL: We don’t literally say it.
DAVID: No, we don’t say it ...at all.
NIGEL: No, we don’t literally mean it, but we’re not racists.
DAVID: No, we don’t believe it either, but...that message should be clear anyway.
DEREK: Is this the test pressing?
IAN: No, this is it, yes, that’s right...
DAVID: This is “Smell The Glove” by Spinal Tap....
IAN: No, this is it, yes, that’s right...
DAVID: This is “Smell The Glove” by Spinal Tap....
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DEREK: Is this the test pressing?
IAN: No, this is it, yes, that’s right...
DAVID: This is “Smell The Glove” by Spinal Tap....
IAN: No, this is it, yes, that’s right...
DAVID: This is “Smell The Glove” by Spinal Tap....
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Couldn’t afford a dog, so I fed a picture of one instead.
Every morning, the bowl was empty.
Love finds a way. 🐾
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #DogDays #SpinalTap #bassplayers
Every morning, the bowl was empty.
Love finds a way. 🐾
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #DogDays #SpinalTap #bassplayers
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Couldn’t afford a dog, so I fed a picture of one instead.
Every morning, the bowl was empty.
Love finds a way. 🐾
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #DogDays #SpinalTap #bassplayers
Every morning, the bowl was empty.
Love finds a way. 🐾
#DerekSmalls #LifeAtTheBottom #DogDays #SpinalTap #bassplayers
DAVID: I’ve go... Yes, I’ve got Danny Thomas doing “A Child’s Christmas in Wales” by Dylan Thomas, and...next
month it’s Mclean Stephenson reads Robert Louis Stevenson. Ah, “Treasure Island” I believe.
MARTY: That’s interesting...It’s fascinating.
month it’s Mclean Stephenson reads Robert Louis Stevenson. Ah, “Treasure Island” I believe.
MARTY: That’s interesting...It’s fascinating.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
DAVID: I’ve go... Yes, I’ve got Danny Thomas doing “A Child’s Christmas in Wales” by Dylan Thomas, and...next
month it’s Mclean Stephenson reads Robert Louis Stevenson. Ah, “Treasure Island” I believe.
MARTY: That’s interesting...It’s fascinating.
month it’s Mclean Stephenson reads Robert Louis Stevenson. Ah, “Treasure Island” I believe.
MARTY: That’s interesting...It’s fascinating.
It's in the mud and it's in your blood
And its conquest is complete
And all that you can do is just surrender
And its conquest is complete
And all that you can do is just surrender
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's in the mud and it's in your blood
And its conquest is complete
And all that you can do is just surrender
And its conquest is complete
And all that you can do is just surrender
<Rainbow Trout Studio>
DAVID: Ahhhhh...
NIGEL: He can’t play the fucking guitar anymore.
DEREK: You know the part, you did it this morning.
NIGEL: No, he doesn’t know the fucking...if he knew the fucking part he’d play it, wouldn’t he?... Are you walking
out? Are you walking out?
DAVID: Ahhhhh...
NIGEL: He can’t play the fucking guitar anymore.
DEREK: You know the part, you did it this morning.
NIGEL: No, he doesn’t know the fucking...if he knew the fucking part he’d play it, wouldn’t he?... Are you walking
out? Are you walking out?
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
<Rainbow Trout Studio>
DAVID: Ahhhhh...
NIGEL: He can’t play the fucking guitar anymore.
DEREK: You know the part, you did it this morning.
NIGEL: No, he doesn’t know the fucking...if he knew the fucking part he’d play it, wouldn’t he?... Are you walking
out? Are you walking out?
DAVID: Ahhhhh...
NIGEL: He can’t play the fucking guitar anymore.
DEREK: You know the part, you did it this morning.
NIGEL: No, he doesn’t know the fucking...if he knew the fucking part he’d play it, wouldn’t he?... Are you walking
out? Are you walking out?
Late afternoon in the open air
A human sea made out of mud and hair
A human sea made out of mud and hair
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Late afternoon in the open air
A human sea made out of mud and hair
A human sea made out of mud and hair
Duke: Cheers.
DAVID: Duke! Great to see you. See ya. See you, Duke. Good days. Good days! Fuckin’ wanker.
DAVID: Duke! Great to see you. See ya. See you, Duke. Good days. Good days! Fuckin’ wanker.
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Duke: Cheers.
DAVID: Duke! Great to see you. See ya. See you, Duke. Good days. Good days! Fuckin’ wanker.
DAVID: Duke! Great to see you. See ya. See you, Duke. Good days. Good days! Fuckin’ wanker.
You're a ghoulish one Saucy Jack
Not a foolish one Saucy Jack
Not a foolish one Saucy Jack
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You're a ghoulish one Saucy Jack
Not a foolish one Saucy Jack
Not a foolish one Saucy Jack
<Sound check, Shank Hall, Milwuakee, Wisconsin>
NIGEL: Hello, hello, hello, hello
NIGEL: Hello, hello, hello, hello
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 AM
<Sound check, Shank Hall, Milwuakee, Wisconsin>
NIGEL: Hello, hello, hello, hello
NIGEL: Hello, hello, hello, hello
JEANINE: You don’t, you don’t do heavy metal in dobly, you know, I Mean...it’s
NIGEL: In what??? In what???
JEANINE: In dobly...
NIGEL: In doubly!?! What’s that?
DAVID: She means Dolby, alright? She means Dolby, you know? You know perfectly well what she means.
NIGEL: In what??? In what???
JEANINE: In dobly...
NIGEL: In doubly!?! What’s that?
DAVID: She means Dolby, alright? She means Dolby, you know? You know perfectly well what she means.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
JEANINE: You don’t, you don’t do heavy metal in dobly, you know, I Mean...it’s
NIGEL: In what??? In what???
JEANINE: In dobly...
NIGEL: In doubly!?! What’s that?
DAVID: She means Dolby, alright? She means Dolby, you know? You know perfectly well what she means.
NIGEL: In what??? In what???
JEANINE: In dobly...
NIGEL: In doubly!?! What’s that?
DAVID: She means Dolby, alright? She means Dolby, you know? You know perfectly well what she means.
The china's so dear and the treacle so clear
And I'm glad that you are here
And I'm glad that you are here
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The china's so dear and the treacle so clear
And I'm glad that you are here
And I'm glad that you are here
NIGEL: Calm d...good, no it’s not a big deal, it’s a joke, it’s really, it’s...
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
NIGEL: Calm d...good, no it’s not a big deal, it’s a joke, it’s really, it’s...
Try to teach you
But you just won't be good
You won't behave the way
A big girl should
But you just won't be good
You won't behave the way
A big girl should
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Try to teach you
But you just won't be good
You won't behave the way
A big girl should
But you just won't be good
You won't behave the way
A big girl should
DAVID: We pro...we say, we say “love your brother”, we don’t say it, really, but..
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DAVID: We pro...we say, we say “love your brother”, we don’t say it, really, but..
You're a naughty one Saucy Jack
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You're a naughty one Saucy Jack
You got problems
You whine and you beg
When I'm busy
You wanna dance with my leg
You whine and you beg
When I'm busy
You wanna dance with my leg
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You got problems
You whine and you beg
When I'm busy
You wanna dance with my leg
You whine and you beg
When I'm busy
You wanna dance with my leg
IAN: Good heavens. How are you, laddy?! Great to see you, Ter! Terrific to see you.
TERRY: Uhhhhm...Liam!
IAN: Ian. Ian.
TERRY: Ian. Yeah, listen, we’d love to stand around and chat, but we’ve gotta...sit down in the lobby and wait for the
limo.
TERRY: Uhhhhm...Liam!
IAN: Ian. Ian.
TERRY: Ian. Yeah, listen, we’d love to stand around and chat, but we’ve gotta...sit down in the lobby and wait for the
limo.
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
IAN: Good heavens. How are you, laddy?! Great to see you, Ter! Terrific to see you.
TERRY: Uhhhhm...Liam!
IAN: Ian. Ian.
TERRY: Ian. Yeah, listen, we’d love to stand around and chat, but we’ve gotta...sit down in the lobby and wait for the
limo.
TERRY: Uhhhhm...Liam!
IAN: Ian. Ian.
TERRY: Ian. Yeah, listen, we’d love to stand around and chat, but we’ve gotta...sit down in the lobby and wait for the
limo.
DAVID: Stumpy’s replacement, Peter James Bond, he also died in mysterious circumstances...we were playing a...
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
DAVID: Stumpy’s replacement, Peter James Bond, he also died in mysterious circumstances...we were playing a...
IAN: ...you start screaming like a bunch of poncy hairdressers. I mean it’s just a problem you know. It gets
solved...
solved...
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
IAN: ...you start screaming like a bunch of poncy hairdressers. I mean it’s just a problem you know. It gets
solved...
solved...
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WHEN FRUSTRATION JUST ISN’T ENOUGH
WHO NEEDS A PROFITEERER
R.V.M.(Rear View Mirror)
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WHO NEEDS A PROFITEERER
R.V.M.(Rear View Mirror)
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November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
WHEN FRUSTRATION JUST ISN’T ENOUGH
WHO NEEDS A PROFITEERER
R.V.M.(Rear View Mirror)
dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm
WHO NEEDS A PROFITEERER
R.V.M.(Rear View Mirror)
dereksmalls.ffm.to/rvm