Spinal Tap Quotes
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NIGEL: You know. There’s no real....
DEREK: You know they can’t prove whose vomit it was...they don’t have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
DEREK: You know they can’t prove whose vomit it was...they don’t have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
January 15, 2026 at 8:00 AM
NIGEL: You know. There’s no real....
DEREK: You know they can’t prove whose vomit it was...they don’t have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
DEREK: You know they can’t prove whose vomit it was...they don’t have the facilities at Scotland Yard....
You're a naughty one Saucy Jack
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
You're a naughty one Saucy Jack
<Elvis’ grave, Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee>
DAVID: I’m not really sure this was such a great idea, I mean I don’t feel any better than I did at the hotel.
DAVID: I’m not really sure this was such a great idea, I mean I don’t feel any better than I did at the hotel.
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM
<Elvis’ grave, Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee>
DAVID: I’m not really sure this was such a great idea, I mean I don’t feel any better than I did at the hotel.
DAVID: I’m not really sure this was such a great idea, I mean I don’t feel any better than I did at the hotel.
NIGEL: It is and it isn’t, she should be made to smell it, but...
DAVID: But not, you know, over and over again.
DAVID: But not, you know, over and over again.
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
NIGEL: It is and it isn’t, she should be made to smell it, but...
DAVID: But not, you know, over and over again.
DAVID: But not, you know, over and over again.
it’s...I don’t...you’ve a fucking... nerve that you display in com...
NIGEL: No that’s it’s I’m just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it’s time to go in, we don’t have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
NIGEL: No that’s it’s I’m just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it’s time to go in, we don’t have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
January 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
it’s...I don’t...you’ve a fucking... nerve that you display in com...
NIGEL: No that’s it’s I’m just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it’s time to go in, we don’t have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
NIGEL: No that’s it’s I’m just passing on information, really...
JEANINE: Yeah, I think it’s time to go in, we don’t have time to discuss this now...
NIGEL: David; do a good show, alright
DAVID: Yeah, OK.
IAN: Because he’s the victim. Their objections were that she was the victim. You see?
DEREK: I see....
NIGEL: Oh...
DAVID: Ah....
IAN: That’s alright, if the singer’s the victim, it’s different. It’s not sexist.
NIGEL: He did a twist on it. A twist and it’s..
DEREK: I see....
NIGEL: Oh...
DAVID: Ah....
IAN: That’s alright, if the singer’s the victim, it’s different. It’s not sexist.
NIGEL: He did a twist on it. A twist and it’s..
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
IAN: Because he’s the victim. Their objections were that she was the victim. You see?
DEREK: I see....
NIGEL: Oh...
DAVID: Ah....
IAN: That’s alright, if the singer’s the victim, it’s different. It’s not sexist.
NIGEL: He did a twist on it. A twist and it’s..
DEREK: I see....
NIGEL: Oh...
DAVID: Ah....
IAN: That’s alright, if the singer’s the victim, it’s different. It’s not sexist.
NIGEL: He did a twist on it. A twist and it’s..
I see you dancing there in front of the band
You're playin' the solos with no guitar in your hand
You're playin' the solos with no guitar in your hand
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I see you dancing there in front of the band
You're playin' the solos with no guitar in your hand
You're playin' the solos with no guitar in your hand
MARTY: Regarding ‘Intravenus de Milo’: “This tasteless cover is a good
indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be
charted. They're treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.”
NIGEL: That’s, that’s nit-picking, isn’t it?
indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be
charted. They're treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.”
NIGEL: That’s, that’s nit-picking, isn’t it?
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
MARTY: Regarding ‘Intravenus de Milo’: “This tasteless cover is a good
indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be
charted. They're treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.”
NIGEL: That’s, that’s nit-picking, isn’t it?
indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth rate of this band cannot even be
charted. They're treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.”
NIGEL: That’s, that’s nit-picking, isn’t it?
When I'm alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant
I turn within to see the forces that created me
I turn within to see the forces that created me
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
When I'm alone beneath the stars and feeling insignificant
I turn within to see the forces that created me
I turn within to see the forces that created me
Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Did you get to the part yet where uh..Sammy is coming out of the Copa..it’s
about 3 o’clock in the morning and uh...he sees Frank? Frank’s walking down Broadway by himself....
(Limo window raised by Nigel)
DRIVER: Fuckin’ limeys.
about 3 o’clock in the morning and uh...he sees Frank? Frank’s walking down Broadway by himself....
(Limo window raised by Nigel)
DRIVER: Fuckin’ limeys.
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Did you get to the part yet where uh..Sammy is coming out of the Copa..it’s
about 3 o’clock in the morning and uh...he sees Frank? Frank’s walking down Broadway by himself....
(Limo window raised by Nigel)
DRIVER: Fuckin’ limeys.
about 3 o’clock in the morning and uh...he sees Frank? Frank’s walking down Broadway by himself....
(Limo window raised by Nigel)
DRIVER: Fuckin’ limeys.
DRIVER: Fuckin’ limeys.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
DRIVER: Fuckin’ limeys.
VIV: Well, four or five, fifth time around I think...really five, few galaxies gone, you know....
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
VIV: Well, four or five, fifth time around I think...really five, few galaxies gone, you know....
DAVID: Let’s go then, let’s go hurry up.
ASO: Step over here, please.....
ASO: Step over here, please.....
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DAVID: Let’s go then, let’s go hurry up.
ASO: Step over here, please.....
ASO: Step over here, please.....
ASO: Raise your arms....do you have any artificial plates or limbs?
DEREK: Not really, no....
DEREK: Not really, no....
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ASO: Raise your arms....do you have any artificial plates or limbs?
DEREK: Not really, no....
DEREK: Not really, no....
I got
Diva Fever
It's staying on me
Diva Fever
Diva Fever
It's staying on me
Diva Fever
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I got
Diva Fever
It's staying on me
Diva Fever
Diva Fever
It's staying on me
Diva Fever
Wait till you feel my bite
January 14, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Wait till you feel my bite
NIGEL: Whatever the fuck she is, alright, you can’t concentrate, we can’t fucking do the track.
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
NIGEL: Whatever the fuck she is, alright, you can’t concentrate, we can’t fucking do the track.
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
But the kids don't mind...
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
But the kids don't mind...
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
But the kids don't mind...
Stinkin' up the great outdoors
But the kids don't mind...
So I'll catch the Zanzibar train
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 PM
So I'll catch the Zanzibar train
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
And sleep till I'm wakened by rain
And I'm back in old England again once more
DEREK: Total no talent sod.
NIGEL: He’s got this much talent — this much if he’s lucky.
NIGEL: He’s got this much talent — this much if he’s lucky.
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
DEREK: Total no talent sod.
NIGEL: He’s got this much talent — this much if he’s lucky.
NIGEL: He’s got this much talent — this much if he’s lucky.
Nothing serious, I’m afraid.
IAN: How slight?
SMITTY: You wanted seven, uh, suites.
IAN: Seven. Seven suites.
SMITTY: Yes w-we-he mistakenly put you on the seventh floor with one suite.
IAN: That’s considerably more than minor.
SMITTY: Well, it’s a good-sized room, sir.
IAN: How slight?
SMITTY: You wanted seven, uh, suites.
IAN: Seven. Seven suites.
SMITTY: Yes w-we-he mistakenly put you on the seventh floor with one suite.
IAN: That’s considerably more than minor.
SMITTY: Well, it’s a good-sized room, sir.
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Nothing serious, I’m afraid.
IAN: How slight?
SMITTY: You wanted seven, uh, suites.
IAN: Seven. Seven suites.
SMITTY: Yes w-we-he mistakenly put you on the seventh floor with one suite.
IAN: That’s considerably more than minor.
SMITTY: Well, it’s a good-sized room, sir.
IAN: How slight?
SMITTY: You wanted seven, uh, suites.
IAN: Seven. Seven suites.
SMITTY: Yes w-we-he mistakenly put you on the seventh floor with one suite.
IAN: That’s considerably more than minor.
SMITTY: Well, it’s a good-sized room, sir.
IAN: How many uh planets have you destroyed, Viv?
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 AM
IAN: How many uh planets have you destroyed, Viv?
IAN: Look, look...I...I...this is...this is my position okay? I am not managing it with you or any other woman,
especially one that dresses like an Australian’s nightmare. So fuck you!!!
JEANINE: Fuck you too!!!
IAN: And fuck all of you...because I quit! Alright? That’s it!
especially one that dresses like an Australian’s nightmare. So fuck you!!!
JEANINE: Fuck you too!!!
IAN: And fuck all of you...because I quit! Alright? That’s it!
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 AM
IAN: Look, look...I...I...this is...this is my position okay? I am not managing it with you or any other woman,
especially one that dresses like an Australian’s nightmare. So fuck you!!!
JEANINE: Fuck you too!!!
IAN: And fuck all of you...because I quit! Alright? That’s it!
especially one that dresses like an Australian’s nightmare. So fuck you!!!
JEANINE: Fuck you too!!!
IAN: And fuck all of you...because I quit! Alright? That’s it!
DAVID: “Saucy Jack, you’re a naughty one, Saucy Jack, you’re a haughty one, Saucy Jack.”
DEREK: Right...
DEREK: Right...
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 AM
DAVID: “Saucy Jack, you’re a naughty one, Saucy Jack, you’re a haughty one, Saucy Jack.”
DEREK: Right...
DEREK: Right...