Spinal Tap Quotes
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DAVID: We’re not going about to do a free-form jazz, uh, exploration in front of a festival crowd!
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
—- Spinal Tap Mark II performs Jazz Odyssey —-
And the people stood and stared
Loved us more than we had dared to, in America
Loved us more than we had dared to, in America
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
And the people stood and stared
Loved us more than we had dared to, in America
Loved us more than we had dared to, in America
<Lindberg Air Force Base, Seattle, Washington>
JEANINE: Lieutenant Hookstrat....
HOOKSTRATTEN: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are Spinal Tarp?
JEANINE: I’m Jeanine Pettibone, and -.
JEANINE: Lieutenant Hookstrat....
HOOKSTRATTEN: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are Spinal Tarp?
JEANINE: I’m Jeanine Pettibone, and -.
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 AM
<Lindberg Air Force Base, Seattle, Washington>
JEANINE: Lieutenant Hookstrat....
HOOKSTRATTEN: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are Spinal Tarp?
JEANINE: I’m Jeanine Pettibone, and -.
JEANINE: Lieutenant Hookstrat....
HOOKSTRATTEN: Ahh...Hookstratten..and you are Spinal Tarp?
JEANINE: I’m Jeanine Pettibone, and -.
HOOKSTRATTEN: The idea is that we get it on and we get it over with and I have just one request, would you play a couple of
slow numbers so I can dance?
—- Spinal Tap performs Sex Farm —-
slow numbers so I can dance?
—- Spinal Tap performs Sex Farm —-
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
HOOKSTRATTEN: The idea is that we get it on and we get it over with and I have just one request, would you play a couple of
slow numbers so I can dance?
—- Spinal Tap performs Sex Farm —-
slow numbers so I can dance?
—- Spinal Tap performs Sex Farm —-
DAVID: This is your crab face. Give me a chance! Give it a chance...and this is a...
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
DAVID: This is your crab face. Give me a chance! Give it a chance...and this is a...
DRIVER: But it’s...it’s a passing thing...it’s uh.... I mean I would never tell them this but this is uh...this is a fad.
—- Spinal Tap plays Big Bottom at Fidelity Hall, Philadelphia —-
<Garden Interview II>
—- Spinal Tap plays Big Bottom at Fidelity Hall, Philadelphia —-
<Garden Interview II>
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
DRIVER: But it’s...it’s a passing thing...it’s uh.... I mean I would never tell them this but this is uh...this is a fad.
—- Spinal Tap plays Big Bottom at Fidelity Hall, Philadelphia —-
<Garden Interview II>
—- Spinal Tap plays Big Bottom at Fidelity Hall, Philadelphia —-
<Garden Interview II>
NIGEL: Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind or... or do uh... freelance... selling of some sort
of... uh... product, you know...
MARTY: A salesman, you think you ....
NIGEL: A salesman, like, maybe in a haberdasher,
of... uh... product, you know...
MARTY: A salesman, you think you ....
NIGEL: A salesman, like, maybe in a haberdasher,
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
NIGEL: Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind or... or do uh... freelance... selling of some sort
of... uh... product, you know...
MARTY: A salesman, you think you ....
NIGEL: A salesman, like, maybe in a haberdasher,
of... uh... product, you know...
MARTY: A salesman, you think you ....
NIGEL: A salesman, like, maybe in a haberdasher,
MARTY: The last time Tap toured America, they were booked into 10,000 seat arenas, 15,000 seat venues,
and it seems that now, on the current tour they’re being booked into 1,200 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas,
and uh I was just wondering, does this mean uh...the popularity of the group is waning?
and it seems that now, on the current tour they’re being booked into 1,200 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas,
and uh I was just wondering, does this mean uh...the popularity of the group is waning?
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
MARTY: The last time Tap toured America, they were booked into 10,000 seat arenas, 15,000 seat venues,
and it seems that now, on the current tour they’re being booked into 1,200 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas,
and uh I was just wondering, does this mean uh...the popularity of the group is waning?
and it seems that now, on the current tour they’re being booked into 1,200 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas,
and uh I was just wondering, does this mean uh...the popularity of the group is waning?
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom, drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
—- Spinal Tap plays G. S. M., (Gimmie Some Money) —-
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
—- Spinal Tap plays G. S. M., (Gimmie Some Money) —-
IAN: How slight?
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
IAN: How slight?
Touch down, plane's on the ground
Look for the drummer, he's nowhere around
Look for the drummer, he's nowhere around
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Touch down, plane's on the ground
Look for the drummer, he's nowhere around
Look for the drummer, he's nowhere around
MARTY: What do you call this?
NIGEL: Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump”.
NIGEL: Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump”.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
MARTY: What do you call this?
NIGEL: Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump”.
NIGEL: Well, this piece is called “Lick My Love Pump”.
So make it cash on delivery
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
So make it cash on delivery
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
If you're gonna do business with me (Cash!)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. (Cash!)
NIGEL: ...all the way up. You’re on ten on your guitar...where can you go from there? Where?
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
NIGEL: ...all the way up. You’re on ten on your guitar...where can you go from there? Where?
Mime: I did the bird....
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Mime: I did the bird....
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
MORTY THE MIME: C’mon, don’t talk back huh...mime is money, let’s go! Come on; move it!
IAN: I mean, we feel and it seems to be facts that, uh...the company is rather down on the cover.
Is that the case?
BOBBI: Yes.
Is that the case?
BOBBI: Yes.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
IAN: I mean, we feel and it seems to be facts that, uh...the company is rather down on the cover.
Is that the case?
BOBBI: Yes.
Is that the case?
BOBBI: Yes.
NIGEL: So I strap this...this piece on, you know, right down in here when I’m on stage and....
MARTY: It’s a wireless.
NIGEL: Wireless, exactly. And...uh I can play without all the mucky-muck.
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
NIGEL: So I strap this...this piece on, you know, right down in here when I’m on stage and....
MARTY: It’s a wireless.
NIGEL: Wireless, exactly. And...uh I can play without all the mucky-muck.
DAVID: Nigel Tufnel, Lead guitar!
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
DAVID: Nigel Tufnel, Lead guitar!
MARTY: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
MARTY: What happened to Stumpy Joe?
IAN: No I don’t, this is 1982, Bobbi, come on.
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
IAN: No I don’t, this is 1982, Bobbi, come on.
It's only the hardiest bloom
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It's only the hardiest bloom
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
That can blossom in darkest Khartoum
So I will just stay in my room,
SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
SMITTY: I’m just as God made me, sir.
IAN: Consider...consider it done.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
IAN: Consider...consider it done.
DAVID: You know several...you know dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it’s just not really widely
reported.
NIGEL: Right.
reported.
NIGEL: Right.
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
DAVID: You know several...you know dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it’s just not really widely
reported.
NIGEL: Right.
reported.
NIGEL: Right.
It's better in a hell hole, You know where you stand in a hell hole, Folks lend a hand in a hell hole, Girl get me back to my hell hole
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
It's better in a hell hole, You know where you stand in a hell hole, Folks lend a hand in a hell hole, Girl get me back to my hell hole