Matt David
@fatmattmooch.bsky.social
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Szobo. One of our other successes. Been brilliant. 90+ mins of sheer effort every game.
Grav. Polished as ever. Not taking it on the half turn as much this season though.
Macca. Quiet initially but improving.
Jones. Still can't work him out. Could be a world beater but drifts at times.
Grav. Polished as ever. Not taking it on the half turn as much this season though.
Macca. Quiet initially but improving.
Jones. Still can't work him out. Could be a world beater but drifts at times.
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Szobo. One of our other successes. Been brilliant. 90+ mins of sheer effort every game.
Grav. Polished as ever. Not taking it on the half turn as much this season though.
Macca. Quiet initially but improving.
Jones. Still can't work him out. Could be a world beater but drifts at times.
Grav. Polished as ever. Not taking it on the half turn as much this season though.
Macca. Quiet initially but improving.
Jones. Still can't work him out. Could be a world beater but drifts at times.
Virgil. Looks tired & overexposed.
Bradley. Trying hard & improving.
Kerkez. Looks overwhelmed. Needs time to adjust & calm TF down.
Frimpong. Appears to be constructed entirely of Twiglets.
Gomez. Has he shagged Slot's wife or something? No idea how he's not getting even a sniff of a game.
Bradley. Trying hard & improving.
Kerkez. Looks overwhelmed. Needs time to adjust & calm TF down.
Frimpong. Appears to be constructed entirely of Twiglets.
Gomez. Has he shagged Slot's wife or something? No idea how he's not getting even a sniff of a game.
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Virgil. Looks tired & overexposed.
Bradley. Trying hard & improving.
Kerkez. Looks overwhelmed. Needs time to adjust & calm TF down.
Frimpong. Appears to be constructed entirely of Twiglets.
Gomez. Has he shagged Slot's wife or something? No idea how he's not getting even a sniff of a game.
Bradley. Trying hard & improving.
Kerkez. Looks overwhelmed. Needs time to adjust & calm TF down.
Frimpong. Appears to be constructed entirely of Twiglets.
Gomez. Has he shagged Slot's wife or something? No idea how he's not getting even a sniff of a game.
So, here's my take on the players thus far this year.
Ali. One of the few who's been consistently good, although now taking his traditional 8 week pre Xmas break. Which is unfortunate.
Konate. Jesus. The less said, the better. It's rare when the team are better off with a starter staying on the bus.
Ali. One of the few who's been consistently good, although now taking his traditional 8 week pre Xmas break. Which is unfortunate.
Konate. Jesus. The less said, the better. It's rare when the team are better off with a starter staying on the bus.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So, here's my take on the players thus far this year.
Ali. One of the few who's been consistently good, although now taking his traditional 8 week pre Xmas break. Which is unfortunate.
Konate. Jesus. The less said, the better. It's rare when the team are better off with a starter staying on the bus.
Ali. One of the few who's been consistently good, although now taking his traditional 8 week pre Xmas break. Which is unfortunate.
Konate. Jesus. The less said, the better. It's rare when the team are better off with a starter staying on the bus.
I'm on a proper social media Lefty warpath since we lost on Sunday. I'm going waaaaay out my way to upset Righties. Usually about their pension & how they can fuck off about it not being taxed. Very funny & deeply satisfying.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm on a proper social media Lefty warpath since we lost on Sunday. I'm going waaaaay out my way to upset Righties. Usually about their pension & how they can fuck off about it not being taxed. Very funny & deeply satisfying.
So, just found out, we've lost 44% of all our games since March this year. That's not a good record.
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
So, just found out, we've lost 44% of all our games since March this year. That's not a good record.
Well, there went the positivity 😂😂😂
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Well, there went the positivity 😂😂😂
That is a dreadful decision. Another one. That is never offside.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That is a dreadful decision. Another one. That is never offside.
Nice defending Ibou. Again.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nice defending Ibou. Again.
Oh good. Ratboy is co-commentator.
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Oh good. Ratboy is co-commentator.
A positive result today please gentlemen! Winning all three of this week's games would be a real statement.
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
A positive result today please gentlemen! Winning all three of this week's games would be a real statement.
How upsetting, Spurs have equalised.
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How upsetting, Spurs have equalised.
I honestly didn't understand why Rooney opened his trap about the leadership at Anfield. It was bound to come back on him. The same with Walcott & his utterly inane take on what was happening. I get they're paid for an opinion, but how about making it an informed one,rather than some dribbling cack?
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I honestly didn't understand why Rooney opened his trap about the leadership at Anfield. It was bound to come back on him. The same with Walcott & his utterly inane take on what was happening. I get they're paid for an opinion, but how about making it an informed one,rather than some dribbling cack?
It's great. Bradley has just consummately booted Vinicius Jr all fucking night. It's been a masterclass in kicking some ponce six foot in the air for 90 mins.
November 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It's great. Bradley has just consummately booted Vinicius Jr all fucking night. It's been a masterclass in kicking some ponce six foot in the air for 90 mins.
Break a leg Trent. Please.
November 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Break a leg Trent. Please.
Everything is straight down Courtois' throat. Literally everything.
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Everything is straight down Courtois' throat. Literally everything.
They're worse defending set pieces than we are.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
They're worse defending set pieces than we are.
I dislike Bellingham enormously. I don't get why so many pundits are busting out the crusty sock every time he gets a kick?
I'm actually glad he went to Madrid because he fails the cunt test all ends up.
I'm actually glad he went to Madrid because he fails the cunt test all ends up.
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dislike Bellingham enormously. I don't get why so many pundits are busting out the crusty sock every time he gets a kick?
I'm actually glad he went to Madrid because he fails the cunt test all ends up.
I'm actually glad he went to Madrid because he fails the cunt test all ends up.
Can we PLEASE ban Walcott from Anfield? The guy is a fucking clown.
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Can we PLEASE ban Walcott from Anfield? The guy is a fucking clown.
That is a disgraceful call. Yet again.
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That is a disgraceful call. Yet again.
Mo's back at it then
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Mo's back at it then
Why is Shearer co-commentating? I can think of nobody who likes us less & is as big a bellend.
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why is Shearer co-commentating? I can think of nobody who likes us less & is as big a bellend.
It is nights like tonight when you really, really miss Souness and Case. This'd be over on 10 mins if those two lunatics were playing.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It is nights like tonight when you really, really miss Souness and Case. This'd be over on 10 mins if those two lunatics were playing.
Right. Let's get after these dirty, horrible, sly cunts from the get go tonight reds. I wanna see some bone crunching shit from kick off & I want that prick Bellingham punted over the Annie Road end.
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Right. Let's get after these dirty, horrible, sly cunts from the get go tonight reds. I wanna see some bone crunching shit from kick off & I want that prick Bellingham punted over the Annie Road end.
Well, big improvement on Sat night. Thought the lads looked way more on it. Hope Robbo gets more of a run now, think Kerkez has been overwhelmed by the pressure a bit. Also thought our MF three were far more potent. Hopefully we'll see a return to form now, still got a lot of organising to do though
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Well, big improvement on Sat night. Thought the lads looked way more on it. Hope Robbo gets more of a run now, think Kerkez has been overwhelmed by the pressure a bit. Also thought our MF three were far more potent. Hopefully we'll see a return to form now, still got a lot of organising to do though
Mo's giving Cash twisted blood here.
November 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Mo's giving Cash twisted blood here.