Matt David
@fatmattmooch.bsky.social
Scouser, Dogwalker, Deep Tissue Therapist, Cook, Lefty, ANTIFA,Traveller. Books, Graphic Novels, Movies, LFC, SHRLFC. If you're Reform, Tory or MAGA, kindly be on your merry way.
Beheady Eddie for the can?
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Beheady Eddie for the can?
Thoughts on Tonali?
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Thoughts on Tonali?
The mullet. The most unfortunate return of any one trend from history.
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The mullet. The most unfortunate return of any one trend from history.
Without Vicario, Spurs are literally 5 down by now.
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Without Vicario, Spurs are literally 5 down by now.
Spurs are fucking grim. Seriously fucking awful. How the fuck are people paying to watch this?
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Spurs are fucking grim. Seriously fucking awful. How the fuck are people paying to watch this?
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Somewhere in Hell, Richard Nixon is being forced to watch everything Tr*mp is doing with absolutely no consequences. It's the most devious punishment the Devil could come up with.
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Somewhere in Hell, Richard Nixon is being forced to watch everything Tr*mp is doing with absolutely no consequences. It's the most devious punishment the Devil could come up with.
Oh look, Gyokeres is clearly demonstrating why Arsenal spent £65 mil on him.
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Oh look, Gyokeres is clearly demonstrating why Arsenal spent £65 mil on him.
You guys ever just have hungry days? Where you're proper ravenous for no apparent reason?
February 3, 2026 at 7:57 PM
You guys ever just have hungry days? Where you're proper ravenous for no apparent reason?
Still absolutely smashing this sourdough crackbread. It's awesome.
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Still absolutely smashing this sourdough crackbread. It's awesome.
Always nice of TNT to point out the blindingly obvious to us all, eh?
January 31, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Always nice of TNT to point out the blindingly obvious to us all, eh?
I've no axe to grind with NUFC particularly, but I cannot abide Tindall or his geography teacher mate, Beheady Eddie, so giving them the bum's rush is always a total Billy Bonus.
January 31, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I've no axe to grind with NUFC particularly, but I cannot abide Tindall or his geography teacher mate, Beheady Eddie, so giving them the bum's rush is always a total Billy Bonus.
Heki. That shoulder drop then the afterburners. Fucking unplayable.
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Heki. That shoulder drop then the afterburners. Fucking unplayable.
Where has this Ibou been all fucking season?
January 31, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Where has this Ibou been all fucking season?
Can I just point out that Norfolk is fucking shite? In almost every way. It's a Tory heartland, it's rammed with Farmer Palmer cunts, the locals are intellectually sub normal but worst of all, these dumb fucks can't even get decent internet installed anywhere outside Norwich. I fucking hate it.
January 31, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Can I just point out that Norfolk is fucking shite? In almost every way. It's a Tory heartland, it's rammed with Farmer Palmer cunts, the locals are intellectually sub normal but worst of all, these dumb fucks can't even get decent internet installed anywhere outside Norwich. I fucking hate it.
Mo just having his pocket picked all night.
January 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Mo just having his pocket picked all night.
What is it with TNT commentary? The lack of impartiality is staggering.
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 PM
What is it with TNT commentary? The lack of impartiality is staggering.
Is there a less likeable figure in the EPL than Jason Tindall?
January 31, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Is there a less likeable figure in the EPL than Jason Tindall?
Gordon is fucking lucky to still be on the park. Rat faced little cunt.
January 31, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Gordon is fucking lucky to still be on the park. Rat faced little cunt.
So slow in possession.
January 31, 2026 at 8:36 PM
So slow in possession.
Is there any way to prevent Warnock from speaking? Possibly forever?
January 31, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Is there any way to prevent Warnock from speaking? Possibly forever?
That's just fucking stupid. No reason to chase out, no reason to go to ground.
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
That's just fucking stupid. No reason to chase out, no reason to go to ground.
Wtf is Ali doing there? Come & collect or stay on your line.
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Wtf is Ali doing there? Come & collect or stay on your line.