Matt David
@fatmattmooch.bsky.social
Scouser, Dogwalker, Deep Tissue Therapist, Cook, Lefty, ANTIFA,Traveller. Books, Graphic Novels, Movies, LFC, SHRLFC. If you're Reform, Tory or MAGA, kindly be on your merry way.
Also known as Old Trafford
February 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Also known as Old Trafford
This is how LFC make me feel 9 weekends out of 10.
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 PM
This is how LFC make me feel 9 weekends out of 10.
Woke up at 0200 for no reason, watched the last quarter of The Superbowl. At least The Patriots lost.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Woke up at 0200 for no reason, watched the last quarter of The Superbowl. At least The Patriots lost.
Our season as it now stands
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Our season as it now stands
Btw, Lindsay Vonn. Winner of the 2026, Most Ill Advised Personal Decision Award by February 8th.
That's some going.
I mean, I know I shouldn't really raise an eyebrow, she's a World class athlete, etc, etc. However, the level of hubris it takes to rupture one's left ACL, then stand at the top of a
That's some going.
I mean, I know I shouldn't really raise an eyebrow, she's a World class athlete, etc, etc. However, the level of hubris it takes to rupture one's left ACL, then stand at the top of a
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Btw, Lindsay Vonn. Winner of the 2026, Most Ill Advised Personal Decision Award by February 8th.
That's some going.
I mean, I know I shouldn't really raise an eyebrow, she's a World class athlete, etc, etc. However, the level of hubris it takes to rupture one's left ACL, then stand at the top of a
That's some going.
I mean, I know I shouldn't really raise an eyebrow, she's a World class athlete, etc, etc. However, the level of hubris it takes to rupture one's left ACL, then stand at the top of a
Having given it lengthy (well, 5 mins) consideration, The Superbowl can fuck off for another year.
February 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Having given it lengthy (well, 5 mins) consideration, The Superbowl can fuck off for another year.
My missus asked me to take her out for Pizza Express this afternoon & I declined. I explained it was a big game & much as I had limited expectations, I felt I should watch.
Quite frankly, I don't know why I bothered. Lesson learned. Next time, fuck the game, I'll go out with my wife, who very, very
Quite frankly, I don't know why I bothered. Lesson learned. Next time, fuck the game, I'll go out with my wife, who very, very
February 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My missus asked me to take her out for Pizza Express this afternoon & I declined. I explained it was a big game & much as I had limited expectations, I felt I should watch.
Quite frankly, I don't know why I bothered. Lesson learned. Next time, fuck the game, I'll go out with my wife, who very, very
Quite frankly, I don't know why I bothered. Lesson learned. Next time, fuck the game, I'll go out with my wife, who very, very
You can't just not play for 60 mins of a game & expect a positive result. We had them on toast for 30 mins & only managed one goal, then got fucked by 2 individual errors, both of which were completely avoidable. Piss poor. Again.
February 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
You can't just not play for 60 mins of a game & expect a positive result. We had them on toast for 30 mins & only managed one goal, then got fucked by 2 individual errors, both of which were completely avoidable. Piss poor. Again.
That's me done for today folks. Cannot be dealing with that.
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
That's me done for today folks. Cannot be dealing with that.
Well that was fucking idiotic.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Well that was fucking idiotic.
Wtf was that? The forward can no longer contest the ball?
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Wtf was that? The forward can no longer contest the ball?
The standard of refereeing just continues to decline. There's park refs with more bollocks than the PGMOL crew.
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The standard of refereeing just continues to decline. There's park refs with more bollocks than the PGMOL crew.
Watching LFC play right now is like sticking on a bongo flick & discovering to your horror that it's your mum & dad's, 'home movies' from the 1970s.
Deeply troubling & absolutely not exciting.
Deeply troubling & absolutely not exciting.
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Watching LFC play right now is like sticking on a bongo flick & discovering to your horror that it's your mum & dad's, 'home movies' from the 1970s.
Deeply troubling & absolutely not exciting.
Deeply troubling & absolutely not exciting.
Well, there was a goodly length of footballing dirty spine.
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Well, there was a goodly length of footballing dirty spine.
I'm trying, very, very hard to be patient but this is dog shit. I'm sorry, but it is. I've watched enough footy in the last 53 years to see that this is nothing football.
February 8, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I'm trying, very, very hard to be patient but this is dog shit. I'm sorry, but it is. I've watched enough footy in the last 53 years to see that this is nothing football.
This is......stilted.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This is......stilted.
This should be interesting. I honestly think whoever is most defensively solid takes it today. Cos we're both shit at the back.
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
This should be interesting. I honestly think whoever is most defensively solid takes it today. Cos we're both shit at the back.
Match day! Honestly not sure which LFC are gonna show up today. Probably all of them 🤷
Gotta win though. In danger of falling away here.
Gotta win though. In danger of falling away here.
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Match day! Honestly not sure which LFC are gonna show up today. Probably all of them 🤷
Gotta win though. In danger of falling away here.
Gotta win though. In danger of falling away here.
Wtf happened to Bally last night? Hope he's got a rematch clause. Cracking little fighter, think the other lad's height did for him though.
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Wtf happened to Bally last night? Hope he's got a rematch clause. Cracking little fighter, think the other lad's height did for him though.
Beheady Eddie for the can?
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Beheady Eddie for the can?
Thoughts on Tonali?
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Thoughts on Tonali?
The mullet. The most unfortunate return of any one trend from history.
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The mullet. The most unfortunate return of any one trend from history.
Without Vicario, Spurs are literally 5 down by now.
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Without Vicario, Spurs are literally 5 down by now.
Spurs are fucking grim. Seriously fucking awful. How the fuck are people paying to watch this?
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Spurs are fucking grim. Seriously fucking awful. How the fuck are people paying to watch this?