Zozo
@zoestertoaster.bsky.social
OFMD (Izzy fan), The Terror, BG3, Disco Elysium, Dragon Age, and other video games. 32. 🔞 NSFW. also a lot of politics now because of the [gestures at everything]
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Tis the season for cornball holiday stories. Established Gentlebeard into Steddyhands, lightweight & silly, posted last year
"Hot (Headed) Frosty"
ofmdfic published Dec '24-Jan '25
it's a hot frosty steddyhands AU. izzy's a snowman and he's a virgin, Ed & Stede are already married. 18k, rated E for the last chapter
#udfic
archiveofourown.org/works/616610...
ofmdfic published Dec '24-Jan '25
it's a hot frosty steddyhands AU. izzy's a snowman and he's a virgin, Ed & Stede are already married. 18k, rated E for the last chapter
#udfic
archiveofourown.org/works/616610...
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Tis the season for cornball holiday stories. Established Gentlebeard into Steddyhands, lightweight & silly, posted last year
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
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The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights (IACHR).
Colombian family files first known formal complaint over deadly US strike in Caribbean | CNN
The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission o...
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December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The family of a Colombian man believed to have been killed in a US strike in the Caribbean has filed what’s believed to be the first complaint against such attacks with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights (IACHR).
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The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about
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Today’s art is the allure of the darkness
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Today’s art is the allure of the darkness
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Chuds named shit like "The Cynical History Drinker": Tired of queers adding themselves to history UGH so cringe
Geoffrey of Monmouth: Galehaut died of loving Lancelot too much. He heard Lancelot was dead and fucking KEELED OVER.
Geoffrey of Monmouth: Galehaut died of loving Lancelot too much. He heard Lancelot was dead and fucking KEELED OVER.
![In the ensuing war, it becomes clear that Galehaut's army is going to win against Arthur's. However, Galehaut is so awed by the battlefield prowess of one of Arthur's knights, the mysterious Black Knight (also previously known to him as the Red Knight from Galehaut's previous campaign that he had postponed for a year in order to let Arthur gather his forces for a more honorable victory), that for his sake he renounces a certain victory and surrenders to the amazed Arthur for just a chance to spend a night alone with the enigmatic hero. The knight, who turns out to be the young Lancelot, gratefully accepts Galehaut's companionship. What follows is a tale of Galehaut's love for Lancelot, interpreted by some modern scholars as a chivalric bond and deep male friendship and by others as homosexuality,[5][6][7][8][9] in which Galehaut figures as the central character as he becomes the tragic hero in the story. Galehaut, just as he has surrendered to Arthur, gives way before Guinevere, yielding Lancelot to her. He also joins Arthur's Knights of the Round Table, and later gives refuge to Lancelot and Guinevere in his land of Sorelois during the False Guinevere episode. He ultimately dies at the age of 39[10] by longing for Lancelot, having been separated with him (Lancelot was first kidnapped by Morgan le Fay and then went mad and disappeared) and after receiving false news of his death. Lancelot, at the end of his own life, is buried next to Galehaut at his castle of Joyous Gard in the tomb that he had built to consecrate and eternalize their companionship. Long after his death, Galehaut continues to be commonly recalled as an exemplar of greatness.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q4govg4z5u2lqtyno2pkj4zm/bafkreibw6lubjhzzknklt2rnf7x67v23p6sxpmbosw4sckygr7zoixcsgu@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Chuds named shit like "The Cynical History Drinker": Tired of queers adding themselves to history UGH so cringe
Geoffrey of Monmouth: Galehaut died of loving Lancelot too much. He heard Lancelot was dead and fucking KEELED OVER.
Geoffrey of Monmouth: Galehaut died of loving Lancelot too much. He heard Lancelot was dead and fucking KEELED OVER.
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I read (and watched) Sir Gawain and the Green Knight for school and again, similarly to most things, I become kinda obsessed, so I drew art. obviously
Sir Gawain ✨💖
(actually really proud of this one 😭)
#art #fanart #greenknight
Sir Gawain ✨💖
(actually really proud of this one 😭)
#art #fanart #greenknight
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I read (and watched) Sir Gawain and the Green Knight for school and again, similarly to most things, I become kinda obsessed, so I drew art. obviously
Sir Gawain ✨💖
(actually really proud of this one 😭)
#art #fanart #greenknight
Sir Gawain ✨💖
(actually really proud of this one 😭)
#art #fanart #greenknight
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love the moment in The Green Knight where gawain says this
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
love the moment in The Green Knight where gawain says this
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merthur in silly outfits
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
merthur in silly outfits
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1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
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"I produce 10x more than I did last year but still make the same money. And the machine I now use eats human fingers. Who the fuck is benefiting here?"
Not a difficult issue, not a weird position for a person to have.
Not a difficult issue, not a weird position for a person to have.
December 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"I produce 10x more than I did last year but still make the same money. And the machine I now use eats human fingers. Who the fuck is benefiting here?"
Not a difficult issue, not a weird position for a person to have.
Not a difficult issue, not a weird position for a person to have.
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I mean, sure, why not, let's pardon a huge drug trafficker, let's get in a fight with sabrina carpenter, let's argue with an astronaut about why murder is awesome
December 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I mean, sure, why not, let's pardon a huge drug trafficker, let's get in a fight with sabrina carpenter, let's argue with an astronaut about why murder is awesome
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Slug mugs!!! Three down and the rest will come after MFF. These are all preordered but once I customers have received their slugs I will be making more 😊
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Slug mugs!!! Three down and the rest will come after MFF. These are all preordered but once I customers have received their slugs I will be making more 😊
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Got one of these recently from a slopbot claiming to be the Singapore Silent Book Club—which is a real thing that exists, so I checked with the organizer of the actual club, partly just to be entirely certain and also to give them a heads up that this shit is happening using their name.
Authors beware, these AI scambotwhatevers are now plugging Silent Book Clubs and other book club things to get you interested, heads up.
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Got one of these recently from a slopbot claiming to be the Singapore Silent Book Club—which is a real thing that exists, so I checked with the organizer of the actual club, partly just to be entirely certain and also to give them a heads up that this shit is happening using their name.
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I guess my overall complaint with a lot of tech stuff nowadays is the product constantly telling me I’m wrong in using it in the way that I want to use it
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I guess my overall complaint with a lot of tech stuff nowadays is the product constantly telling me I’m wrong in using it in the way that I want to use it
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You've heard of elf on the shelf, get ready for some esoteric combination of references you have no way of comprehending and you haven't even had your coffee yet
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
You've heard of elf on the shelf, get ready for some esoteric combination of references you have no way of comprehending and you haven't even had your coffee yet
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"If I state my preferences, people might see me as a burden"
I promise people who actually care about you won't feel burdened if you say what you want, but they might feel put upon if you always rely on them to make every decision
I promise people who actually care about you won't feel burdened if you say what you want, but they might feel put upon if you always rely on them to make every decision
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"If I state my preferences, people might see me as a burden"
I promise people who actually care about you won't feel burdened if you say what you want, but they might feel put upon if you always rely on them to make every decision
I promise people who actually care about you won't feel burdened if you say what you want, but they might feel put upon if you always rely on them to make every decision
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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I've been saying it. This fuckhead, Miller and Leavitt are the truest of evils in this whole thing.
I cannot stand listening to any of them speak.
I cannot stand listening to any of them speak.
Mike Johnson is truly one of the historical evils in the history of everything. He will never pay for this. But he is genuinely truly evil in the most banal way I can imagine.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I've been saying it. This fuckhead, Miller and Leavitt are the truest of evils in this whole thing.
I cannot stand listening to any of them speak.
I cannot stand listening to any of them speak.
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2004: I was a young writer, fresh on the scene. I wrote on several TV Funhouse cartoons, incl. this one. Trump despised the bit, and it was immediately scrubbed from existence.
If anyone knows how to find this cartoon, I'd love to spread it across social like a plague - with one, humorless victim.
If anyone knows how to find this cartoon, I'd love to spread it across social like a plague - with one, humorless victim.
April 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
2004: I was a young writer, fresh on the scene. I wrote on several TV Funhouse cartoons, incl. this one. Trump despised the bit, and it was immediately scrubbed from existence.
If anyone knows how to find this cartoon, I'd love to spread it across social like a plague - with one, humorless victim.
If anyone knows how to find this cartoon, I'd love to spread it across social like a plague - with one, humorless victim.
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Entire Chain of Command Could Be Held Liable for Killing Boat Strike Survivors, Sources Say
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/h...
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/h...
Entire Chain of Command Could Be Held Liable for Killing Boat Strike Survivors, Sources Say
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Entire Chain of Command Could Be Held Liable for Killing Boat Strike Survivors, Sources Say
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/h...
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s actions could spark investigations for war crimes or outright murder, sources told The Intercept.
theintercept.com/2025/12/02/h...
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pretty soon chatGPT is gonna have more rights in this country than poor people
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
pretty soon chatGPT is gonna have more rights in this country than poor people
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences