Ghislaine Maxwell Jacob Friedman
@zenmasterw.bsky.social
my life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for fifty seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
This is going immediately into the “mandatory holiday songs” rotation.
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This is going immediately into the “mandatory holiday songs” rotation.
This turd sucks so fucking bad.
NEW: As if it wasn't enough to be working for Dr. Oz, the nearly 7000 employees of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services are now getting weekly emails from him hectoring them to eat less. This is from @leahfeiger.bsky.social
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This turd sucks so fucking bad.
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GIRLFRIEND: why do you listen to such stressful music?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
December 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
GIRLFRIEND: why do you listen to such stressful music?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
ME: (removing Sennheiser HD6XXs playing The Anal Staircase by COIL way too loud) what?
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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It's not often that us medievalists encounter an ACTUAL DRAGON in our work, but here is one burninating the countryside and also the city of Laon.
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not often that us medievalists encounter an ACTUAL DRAGON in our work, but here is one burninating the countryside and also the city of Laon.
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
Check it out in Bnf. Fr. 22928, fol. 210v (Miracles de Notre Dame by Gautier de Coincy).
gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b... #MedievalSky
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Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Vote Assbott/Assbutt 2016
LET ASSBUTT BUY THE HAT
why can’t i buy the Outrunners hats, why would you wear something so awesome in a store promo and not have it available on the website
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TELL 'EM, Turbo Floyd, Truth Magnum and Dalton Castle!
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
LET ASSBUTT BUY THE HAT
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All this is just an app on your phone having a nightmare you can't find your way out of
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
All this is just an app on your phone having a nightmare you can't find your way out of
The unbelievable inhumanity in this claim is something else.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The unbelievable inhumanity in this claim is something else.
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it's so easy not to be racist
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
it's so easy not to be racist
Panera paying you to run ads for them on Bluesky Assbot?
“come pay $20 for microwaved food” no thanks I'm good on this web site now
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Panera paying you to run ads for them on Bluesky Assbot?
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why can't this be us
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
why can't this be us
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He should b executed
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He should b executed
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When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When Butthead makes jokes about Beavis’ mom, Beavis is very quick to notice an emotional harm because his worldview, although warped, is based within standing norms of society. He has been led into a place of darkness by Butthead, a purely malevolent creature not unlike the Judge in Blood Meridian
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FREDDY & JASON VS HELL (Ronny Yu, 2005)
The Cenobites force a doomed polycule of bank robbers to intervene when an increasingly apocalyptic rivalry between two paranormal serial killers spills out of Hell. Starring Robert Englund, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Jonathan Tucker, and Adrianne Palicki.
The Cenobites force a doomed polycule of bank robbers to intervene when an increasingly apocalyptic rivalry between two paranormal serial killers spills out of Hell. Starring Robert Englund, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Jonathan Tucker, and Adrianne Palicki.
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
FREDDY & JASON VS HELL (Ronny Yu, 2005)
The Cenobites force a doomed polycule of bank robbers to intervene when an increasingly apocalyptic rivalry between two paranormal serial killers spills out of Hell. Starring Robert Englund, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Jonathan Tucker, and Adrianne Palicki.
The Cenobites force a doomed polycule of bank robbers to intervene when an increasingly apocalyptic rivalry between two paranormal serial killers spills out of Hell. Starring Robert Englund, Doug Bradley, Eliza Dushku, Jonathan Tucker, and Adrianne Palicki.
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"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.
I’m sure if I say what should happen to everyone involved I’ll get a timeout lol
JUST IN: Tesla shareholders officially green light a pay package for Elon Musk that could make him the world's first trillionaire.
Tesla shareholders endorse Musk pay package up to $1T
Tesla shareholders endorsed a pay package for Elon Musk that could make him the world's first trillionaire.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m sure if I say what should happen to everyone involved I’ll get a timeout lol
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Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass
October 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Steely Dan more like Steely Damn this Sucks Ass
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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RIP June Lockhart. 100 years old!
October 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
RIP June Lockhart. 100 years old!
For the last several years I’ve been pretty down on video games in general, with a few standout exceptions I feel like games have moved in without me. But dang “Absolum” feels like it was assembled by magic for me specifically.
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
For the last several years I’ve been pretty down on video games in general, with a few standout exceptions I feel like games have moved in without me. But dang “Absolum” feels like it was assembled by magic for me specifically.
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meganbayne sounds like a famous sword that slays megans
April 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
meganbayne sounds like a famous sword that slays megans
I should be able to tell me employer that I’ll be charging them 10% and there’s nothing they can do about it just like everything else tells me I’ll be paying more for streaming services, utilities, groceries, etc.
October 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I should be able to tell me employer that I’ll be charging them 10% and there’s nothing they can do about it just like everything else tells me I’ll be paying more for streaming services, utilities, groceries, etc.
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.