augustine 🪼
@yung5g.bsky.social
posters of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your mind
they/them
they/them
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This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator
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Taking a page out of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s book: If you think the problem is that my parents are helping with my childcare expenses during this campaign, vote for Harrell. If you know the problem is that childcare is wildly unaffordable in Seattle, vote for me.
I address the first scandal of my political life—Momgate.
October 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Taking a page out of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s book: If you think the problem is that my parents are helping with my childcare expenses during this campaign, vote for Harrell. If you know the problem is that childcare is wildly unaffordable in Seattle, vote for me.
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Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/
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Trump: "We have Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader, right? Darth Vader is a man who is sitting -- is that Darth? Stand up please. Does everybody know -- they call him Darth Vader, I call him a fine man. But he's cutting Democrat priorities and they're never gonna get them back."
October 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
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So cool to see white supremacists who spend half their careers trying to eliminate trans people from the planet be normalized like this.
Great work CNN
Great work CNN
Following MTG's lengthy CNN sitdown interview, Wolf Blitzer tells her:
"You‘re a courageous politician, but more important, a loving mother. Thanks very much for coming in. We hope you‘ll come back here in the Situation Room."
"You‘re a courageous politician, but more important, a loving mother. Thanks very much for coming in. We hope you‘ll come back here in the Situation Room."
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
So cool to see white supremacists who spend half their careers trying to eliminate trans people from the planet be normalized like this.
Great work CNN
Great work CNN
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in line at the DMV doing my idle character animations (looking at my feet, kicking the dirt, laying down for a nap)
October 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
in line at the DMV doing my idle character animations (looking at my feet, kicking the dirt, laying down for a nap)
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one of my favorite liberal tics is assuming when trump and the GOP talk about "the left" they're not talking about liberals
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
one of my favorite liberal tics is assuming when trump and the GOP talk about "the left" they're not talking about liberals
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there’s a group of gamergater types cheering about the acquisition of EA by jared kushner and saudi arabia which is crazy because there’s a 100% chance everything they touch gets even worse and the company self destruct. gamers falling for it again award
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
there’s a group of gamergater types cheering about the acquisition of EA by jared kushner and saudi arabia which is crazy because there’s a 100% chance everything they touch gets even worse and the company self destruct. gamers falling for it again award
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you can never hate chuck schumer enough
Asked what he would do to stop the deployment of federal troops to Portland, Chuck Schumer replies: "I'd hope some of them [Republicans] would join us in legislation to prevent it from happening."
"I know they're loyal to Trump and does whatever he wants but this is so far stepping over the line"
"I know they're loyal to Trump and does whatever he wants but this is so far stepping over the line"
September 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
you can never hate chuck schumer enough
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this is christian nationalism on full display. this is the most consequential moment in our countries history. this cannot stand, if it does america is finished
🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Trump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism “Indicators”
New order targets “anti-Christian,” “anti-American,” and “anti-capitalism” opinions
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
this is christian nationalism on full display. this is the most consequential moment in our countries history. this cannot stand, if it does america is finished
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Video games have a problem. The outrage industrial complex obsessed over finding anything they consider "woke" has mutated into such a confused monster that now artists and developers are getting harassed over teasers before a title even comes out
thebrokenpixels.substack.com/p/wolverine-...
thebrokenpixels.substack.com/p/wolverine-...
Wolverine: Gotta Hate Something
When your only way of analyzing media is trying to find things you hate it's hard to ever find something to love.
thebrokenpixels.substack.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Video games have a problem. The outrage industrial complex obsessed over finding anything they consider "woke" has mutated into such a confused monster that now artists and developers are getting harassed over teasers before a title even comes out
thebrokenpixels.substack.com/p/wolverine-...
thebrokenpixels.substack.com/p/wolverine-...
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Theo sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Theo reaping:
Theo reaping:
September 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Theo sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Theo reaping:
Theo reaping:
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Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/
September 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/
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come and take it
September 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
come and take it
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you know the autism tylenol announcement is a complete embarassment because even the most sycophantic trump fans out there aren’t even talking about it seriously
September 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
you know the autism tylenol announcement is a complete embarassment because even the most sycophantic trump fans out there aren’t even talking about it seriously
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I know I joke about FFXIV fans not being able to read but for real your first fight against fascism in some form happens like hours into a multiple-hundred-hour-long-story how do you fucking miss that?
I'm crying... they're mad about "Antifa" Free Companies in FFXIV now.
September 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I know I joke about FFXIV fans not being able to read but for real your first fight against fascism in some form happens like hours into a multiple-hundred-hour-long-story how do you fucking miss that?
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This is how local TV ownership breaks down in Seattle:
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
Why have I not seen one Seattle news outlet localize what the Jimmy Kimmel thing means on the local level? Because it means a lot.
Sinclair - the company that did this to him - owns KOMO. And they're bowing to the FCC so they can merge with Nextstar/TEGNA, which just bought KING 5.
Sinclair - the company that did this to him - owns KOMO. And they're bowing to the FCC so they can merge with Nextstar/TEGNA, which just bought KING 5.
September 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is how local TV ownership breaks down in Seattle:
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
KIRO: Paramount/CBS (Canceled Colbert)
KOMO: Sinclair (Cut off Kimmel AND demands he donate to Charlie Kirk's family & co.)
KING 5: Tegna which Nexstar wants to buy pending FCC approval. (Cut off Kimmel)
Fox 13: Fox (was Nexstar until 2019!)
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YOU. ARE. WHITE.
I promise you, I have put myself on the line here, and guess what? I’m still kicking. They never investigated me, despite making specific threats to do so. I’m not going to jail.
You should be willing to go out and be a named protest attendee for at least as long as people like me are walking free
You should be willing to go out and be a named protest attendee for at least as long as people like me are walking free
Idk man. Easy for you to say as a rich white guy
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
YOU. ARE. WHITE.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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I told my landlord that I am the airlord and he started crying
October 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I told my landlord that I am the airlord and he started crying