xt0rt
@xt0rt.bsky.social
Cat dad, lefty, and general weirdo.
I use a phony voice when I'm yelling "Nobody's home"
I'm a liar but I wouldn't say I'm wrong
(He/Him)
I use a phony voice when I'm yelling "Nobody's home"
I'm a liar but I wouldn't say I'm wrong
(He/Him)
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Please help if you can. 👇
March 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Please help if you can. 👇
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“X, as it exists now, is more of a sundown town than a safe neighborhood for people from marginalized communities.” - @freeblackgirl.bsky.social
In Memoriam of Black Twitter - YES! Magazine Solutions Journalism
Explore a diverse range of articles in the YES! Media archive. From justice to sustainability, discover insightful perspectives on shaping a better world. #YESMedia
www.yesmagazine.org
March 30, 2024 at 7:30 PM
“X, as it exists now, is more of a sundown town than a safe neighborhood for people from marginalized communities.” - @freeblackgirl.bsky.social
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Scientist (February, 2023): I've invented a new breed of grass!
NFL: Can you play football on it?
Scientist: I wouldn't. It's the slipperiest grass known to man.
NFL: We will test it out at the largest sporting event of the year.
NFL: Can you play football on it?
Scientist: I wouldn't. It's the slipperiest grass known to man.
NFL: We will test it out at the largest sporting event of the year.
February 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Scientist (February, 2023): I've invented a new breed of grass!
NFL: Can you play football on it?
Scientist: I wouldn't. It's the slipperiest grass known to man.
NFL: We will test it out at the largest sporting event of the year.
NFL: Can you play football on it?
Scientist: I wouldn't. It's the slipperiest grass known to man.
NFL: We will test it out at the largest sporting event of the year.
🎶I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat 🎶
February 10, 2024 at 2:59 PM
🎶I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat 🎶
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you could yell at horrible dipshits on the Internet about Gaza, but you could *also* share and donate to my Palestinian friend’s fundraiser to get his family members out of deadly peril and into safety in Canada
www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...
Help My Family in Gaza Find Safety with Loved Ones, organized by Ossama Zaqqout
Ask: In order to get 36 members (including 16 children) of my famil… Ossama Zaqqout needs your support for Help My Family in Gaza Find Safety with Loved Ones
www.gofundme.com
January 12, 2024 at 4:29 AM
you could yell at horrible dipshits on the Internet about Gaza, but you could *also* share and donate to my Palestinian friend’s fundraiser to get his family members out of deadly peril and into safety in Canada
www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-my-fa...
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You ever think about how some social media personalities make $1 million+ per year to spread hate against minorities, while you struggle to make ends meet despite your best efforts at being a decent person?
Well, despair is NOT the answer! We here at First Reformed Inc have *other* ideas in mind...
Well, despair is NOT the answer! We here at First Reformed Inc have *other* ideas in mind...
January 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
You ever think about how some social media personalities make $1 million+ per year to spread hate against minorities, while you struggle to make ends meet despite your best efforts at being a decent person?
Well, despair is NOT the answer! We here at First Reformed Inc have *other* ideas in mind...
Well, despair is NOT the answer! We here at First Reformed Inc have *other* ideas in mind...
Hey so, there's someone trying to help the folks at Pine Ridge not freeze to death during this cold snap and I'd be an asshole not to pass their message along.
linktr.ee/chunkalutane...
Donate and or vet at your own discretion, but, ngl I support their cause.
linktr.ee/chunkalutane...
Donate and or vet at your own discretion, but, ngl I support their cause.
January 13, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Hey so, there's someone trying to help the folks at Pine Ridge not freeze to death during this cold snap and I'd be an asshole not to pass their message along.
linktr.ee/chunkalutane...
Donate and or vet at your own discretion, but, ngl I support their cause.
linktr.ee/chunkalutane...
Donate and or vet at your own discretion, but, ngl I support their cause.
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Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about
December 10, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Every day Hunter Biden is accused of something Sterling Archer would have a three second flashback about
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Petition to honor Michael Shannon every Jan. 6
January 6, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Petition to honor Michael Shannon every Jan. 6
New icon! New ICON! NEW ICON!
(I'm easily amused)
(I'm easily amused)
December 25, 2023 at 5:09 PM
New icon! New ICON! NEW ICON!
(I'm easily amused)
(I'm easily amused)
On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch, and on gin
Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin
It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree
Put that elf on a shelf and Merry Christmas to me
Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin
It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree
Put that elf on a shelf and Merry Christmas to me
December 17, 2023 at 11:17 PM
On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch, and on gin
Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin
It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree
Put that elf on a shelf and Merry Christmas to me
Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin
It's my party I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree
Put that elf on a shelf and Merry Christmas to me
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this comic feels relevant again
November 30, 2023 at 4:54 PM
this comic feels relevant again
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posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
November 30, 2023 at 3:53 PM
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
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If you would like to do a small thing to help undo the mark that Henry Kissinger left on the world, I recommend a donation to the HALO Trust, which was working to de-mine Cambodia when I visited in 2002. The work continues today, and will for years to come. www.halousa.org/where-we-wor...
Clearing Landmines & Making Land Safe In Cambodia
Landmines have had a devastating impact on the people of Cambodia. Find out how HALO is helping to make land safe so families can rebuild their lives.
www.halousa.org
November 30, 2023 at 4:04 AM
If you would like to do a small thing to help undo the mark that Henry Kissinger left on the world, I recommend a donation to the HALO Trust, which was working to de-mine Cambodia when I visited in 2002. The work continues today, and will for years to come. www.halousa.org/where-we-wor...
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the devil called his greatest pupil home
November 30, 2023 at 1:50 AM
the devil called his greatest pupil home
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Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
November 30, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Is it possible to fly a flag at twice-staff?
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Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
November 30, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner
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Well
November 30, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Well
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This headline goes so hard 😂
Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
www.rollingstone.com
November 30, 2023 at 2:33 AM
This headline goes so hard 😂
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rest in piss bozo
November 30, 2023 at 2:04 AM
rest in piss bozo
Ding motherfucking dong bitch
November 30, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Ding motherfucking dong bitch