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tupperward
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idiot wizard of the internet
bedraggled kubernetomancer
ask me for a real beginner spell

he/him

the heart is a muscle the size of your fist

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My painting TOWERING STORM
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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1. It’s illegal to immigrate to the US in 99% of cases and even then it takes years.
2. They are abducting people at legal immigration appointments.
3. Immigration is a human right
4. Borders are fake.
5. Abolish ICE/CBP
Border Patrol jokes about injuring migrant
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We need to start reminding the capitalists that the union is the compromise to a much more unpleasant alternative
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hmm, what could have happened?
November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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aside from Cloudflare and AWS what other internet-breaking single point of failure can we look forward to in the coming weeks
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Establishment Dems after seeing an ascendant Mamdani: We need to be vaguer and blame the opponent even more. We can't provide a concrete vision of a better future, we have to just double down on feeble opposition.
Shapiro: Trump sits behind his desk in the Oval Office every day bullshitting the American people. But when the American people show up at the grocery store, it doesn’t matter how much they were listening to Trump — they see the prices, and they see those prices going up.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Maybe continuing to centralize the internet is a bad idea
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Not to yuck peoples yum but if they can let Patton Oswalt back in for doing the exact same damn thing then they can also reinstate Link.
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You mean conservatives want to amplify something a 70 year old white pervert believes, especially when it bashes the left?
Want to once again point out that Fox News has an entire Bill Maher section of their website that updates several times a week
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The only way this admin will ever protect you is if your are a sex criminal or a convicted fraudster.

If you're just a guy two shades darker than khaki you get the full weight of imperial might on your neck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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I'm not trying to be mean, but racists who believe Trump betrayed them by being a child molester are not going to embrace the Democratic Party without forcing that party to embrace racism. And the people gained would in no way make up for those lost.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Before I even knew what he dresses like, I was his book.

Ever since finding out what he dresses like it's become more and more embarrassing to even admit reading it.

This dude fuckin sucks.
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
It's wild that like all the best anarchists I know are trans
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Amen
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I for one think the ARC are being built by the people who left Earth before The Collapse
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'd hope so, it's got two turbines
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this is peak dutchposting
I really need to know what passes through someone's head on its way out their mouth when they respond this way. Like you gamed it out and decided the most likely answer is that the person you're talking to is stupid?
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM