Zappit
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Well, dang. I was just about to let you know about this.
Glad it’s legit, KC!
Glad it’s legit, KC!
A quick note: if u find yourself face-to-face with a Mattress Firm ad starring my lovable memepooch, know that it was a legit licensing agreement and it's all on the up and up. Thank you!
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Well, dang. I was just about to let you know about this.
Glad it’s legit, KC!
Glad it’s legit, KC!
Age Verification?
My first console was a Vectrex my parents had sitting in a basement.
My first NEW console was an NES.
I still have my original Powermaster Optimus Prime.
My first console was a Vectrex my parents had sitting in a basement.
My first NEW console was an NES.
I still have my original Powermaster Optimus Prime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Age Verification?
My first console was a Vectrex my parents had sitting in a basement.
My first NEW console was an NES.
I still have my original Powermaster Optimus Prime.
My first console was a Vectrex my parents had sitting in a basement.
My first NEW console was an NES.
I still have my original Powermaster Optimus Prime.
Discord wanted to do NFTs. We let them have it and they didn’t go through with that.
They sent out a poll about AI because they knew how bad the NFT thing went.
Be loud and be relentless. They can be convinced/bullied into stopping the age verification bullshit, too.
They sent out a poll about AI because they knew how bad the NFT thing went.
Be loud and be relentless. They can be convinced/bullied into stopping the age verification bullshit, too.
February 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Discord wanted to do NFTs. We let them have it and they didn’t go through with that.
They sent out a poll about AI because they knew how bad the NFT thing went.
Be loud and be relentless. They can be convinced/bullied into stopping the age verification bullshit, too.
They sent out a poll about AI because they knew how bad the NFT thing went.
Be loud and be relentless. They can be convinced/bullied into stopping the age verification bullshit, too.
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Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship.
Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)
Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)
February 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Guys, dont immediately jump ship. Complain on Discords forums. Spam their emails. Make noise. We'll never tackle the overlying problem if we just keep jumping ship.
Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)
Discord is easy to bully out of doing shit. We've made them stop doing NFT shit. We can stop them taking ID's. :)
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Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Oh my god, so many people are canceling Nitro that it's having issues processing it, cook 'em hard bois.
If Erika could just reconcile with Candace, she could have had her summon Charlie’s astral projection to that halftime show and we’d all be talking about that today.
February 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
If Erika could just reconcile with Candace, she could have had her summon Charlie’s astral projection to that halftime show and we’d all be talking about that today.
I don’t expect the Patriots to win, but I would like to see them at least score a touchdown to make the game more interesting.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I don’t expect the Patriots to win, but I would like to see them at least score a touchdown to make the game more interesting.
Damn, OpenAI’s ad just bombarded us with some of the worst sounds ever made.
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Damn, OpenAI’s ad just bombarded us with some of the worst sounds ever made.
My uncle took my grandmother to the hospital today. She hadn’t been well and we thought she was dehydrated. They ran tests.
She has cancer. It’s metastasized.
I am numb.
She has cancer. It’s metastasized.
I am numb.
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
My uncle took my grandmother to the hospital today. She hadn’t been well and we thought she was dehydrated. They ran tests.
She has cancer. It’s metastasized.
I am numb.
She has cancer. It’s metastasized.
I am numb.
Aaron Rodericks, dousing his genitals with kerosine: “It’s not an easy job handling safety on a website this large.”
(Lights a match)
“But I feel I make good decisions overall.”
(bans Dril, drops the match on his lap, likes more porn)
(Lights a match)
“But I feel I make good decisions overall.”
(bans Dril, drops the match on his lap, likes more porn)
February 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Aaron Rodericks, dousing his genitals with kerosine: “It’s not an easy job handling safety on a website this large.”
(Lights a match)
“But I feel I make good decisions overall.”
(bans Dril, drops the match on his lap, likes more porn)
(Lights a match)
“But I feel I make good decisions overall.”
(bans Dril, drops the match on his lap, likes more porn)
The mods suspended dril for posting an Epstein email.
Why would they do that? Hmm
Why would they do that? Hmm
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
The mods suspended dril for posting an Epstein email.
Why would they do that? Hmm
Why would they do that? Hmm
I think at that this point, we just need to gather Epstein’s entire social circle back onto the island and then just vaporize it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I think at that this point, we just need to gather Epstein’s entire social circle back onto the island and then just vaporize it.
Building this lineup is like going through your neighbor’s garbage the day after they have a garage sale.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Building this lineup is like going through your neighbor’s garbage the day after they have a garage sale.
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january is a really really bad month for me and i’m trying to stay afloat so i can stop asking for help because to be honest it terrifies me to do so. please help others with more urgent and dire needs than mine first, but know that i do need help.
#helpsky #💸💞
#helpsky #💸💞
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February 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Remember when a celebrity’s name trended online and your immediate thought was “maybe they died?”
And now that impulse has shifted to, “Oh, fuck, are they a cannibal pedophile, too?”
The fuck, man? The fuck…
And now that impulse has shifted to, “Oh, fuck, are they a cannibal pedophile, too?”
The fuck, man? The fuck…
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Remember when a celebrity’s name trended online and your immediate thought was “maybe they died?”
And now that impulse has shifted to, “Oh, fuck, are they a cannibal pedophile, too?”
The fuck, man? The fuck…
And now that impulse has shifted to, “Oh, fuck, are they a cannibal pedophile, too?”
The fuck, man? The fuck…
JK Rowling: says Lolita is a “beautiful and tragic love story” and it’s one of her favorite books
2018: Rowling invites Epstein to a Cursed Child performance. This is a decade after he was convicted of child sex crimes, btw.
Not a good look, Bobby Galbraith.
2018: Rowling invites Epstein to a Cursed Child performance. This is a decade after he was convicted of child sex crimes, btw.
Not a good look, Bobby Galbraith.
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
JK Rowling: says Lolita is a “beautiful and tragic love story” and it’s one of her favorite books
2018: Rowling invites Epstein to a Cursed Child performance. This is a decade after he was convicted of child sex crimes, btw.
Not a good look, Bobby Galbraith.
2018: Rowling invites Epstein to a Cursed Child performance. This is a decade after he was convicted of child sex crimes, btw.
Not a good look, Bobby Galbraith.
Who would have thought the meteorological rodent would be the height of American science in 2026?
How far they’ve dragged us down…
How far they’ve dragged us down…
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Who would have thought the meteorological rodent would be the height of American science in 2026?
How far they’ve dragged us down…
How far they’ve dragged us down…
This timeline is so fucked that we have to support Don Lemon against Don Orange.
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 PM
This timeline is so fucked that we have to support Don Lemon against Don Orange.
RIP Kai Budde, one of the best MtG players in the game’s history.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck cancer.
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
RIP Kai Budde, one of the best MtG players in the game’s history.
Fuck cancer.
Fuck cancer.
“You gotta work 20 hours a day, six days a week, minimum, bro, if you want to make it. You gotta push and push. Sleep at the office. ”
- friendless 20-something tech startup dork
- friendless 20-something tech startup dork
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
“You gotta work 20 hours a day, six days a week, minimum, bro, if you want to make it. You gotta push and push. Sleep at the office. ”
- friendless 20-something tech startup dork
- friendless 20-something tech startup dork
Oh, I did that work everyday and hustle stuff in my twenties. It fired up my autoimmune disease, which ate my kidneys and nearly killed me.
So I’m gonna pass on that whole 9-9-6 bullshit.
So I’m gonna pass on that whole 9-9-6 bullshit.
January 29, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Oh, I did that work everyday and hustle stuff in my twenties. It fired up my autoimmune disease, which ate my kidneys and nearly killed me.
So I’m gonna pass on that whole 9-9-6 bullshit.
So I’m gonna pass on that whole 9-9-6 bullshit.
My favorite line about the Melania movie so far is, “Even if they showed it on a plane, people would still walk out.”
January 28, 2026 at 12:39 PM
My favorite line about the Melania movie so far is, “Even if they showed it on a plane, people would still walk out.”