Rice_Cracker
@wispysoul.bsky.social
Feral for rice crackers 😭
She/Her/Bitch
She/Her/Bitch
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Bless the guy who threw a Subway sandwich at a fascist stormtrooper. 😂
August 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Bless the guy who threw a Subway sandwich at a fascist stormtrooper. 😂
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an afternoon cup of coffee isn’t enough to pep me up today i need to be slapped around by those huge soapy strips at the car wash
August 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
an afternoon cup of coffee isn’t enough to pep me up today i need to be slapped around by those huge soapy strips at the car wash
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P*ss me off and I’ll fill your leaf blower with green glitter.
Your yard will look like Tinkerbell stood on a landmine.
Your yard will look like Tinkerbell stood on a landmine.
August 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
P*ss me off and I’ll fill your leaf blower with green glitter.
Your yard will look like Tinkerbell stood on a landmine.
Your yard will look like Tinkerbell stood on a landmine.
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Drinking 8-10 cups of coffee before lunchtime every day is a great way to enter a physical state that normally only applies to tachyons
August 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Drinking 8-10 cups of coffee before lunchtime every day is a great way to enter a physical state that normally only applies to tachyons
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Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg
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when the drummer messes up the intro to "proxima centauri"
BETO COME THE FUCK ON
April 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
when the drummer messes up the intro to "proxima centauri"
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Things I’d rather do than apartment hunt in LA:
-sit under a giant’s hat and be their Erin-ouille.
-walk into a forest and hope a species raises me as their own.
-dissolve into the ether at night so I don’t need a home at all.
-jump to a parallel universe where I can live with myself as my roommate.
-sit under a giant’s hat and be their Erin-ouille.
-walk into a forest and hope a species raises me as their own.
-dissolve into the ether at night so I don’t need a home at all.
-jump to a parallel universe where I can live with myself as my roommate.
April 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Things I’d rather do than apartment hunt in LA:
-sit under a giant’s hat and be their Erin-ouille.
-walk into a forest and hope a species raises me as their own.
-dissolve into the ether at night so I don’t need a home at all.
-jump to a parallel universe where I can live with myself as my roommate.
-sit under a giant’s hat and be their Erin-ouille.
-walk into a forest and hope a species raises me as their own.
-dissolve into the ether at night so I don’t need a home at all.
-jump to a parallel universe where I can live with myself as my roommate.
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I dreamed I was going to die—cancer they said. So I went to see the wick man, because the wick man could put your soul into a wick, and then your children could talk to you when it burned
But when the X-rays came back, the cancer wasn’t in me, it was in the world & no one was left to make the wicks
But when the X-rays came back, the cancer wasn’t in me, it was in the world & no one was left to make the wicks
April 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I dreamed I was going to die—cancer they said. So I went to see the wick man, because the wick man could put your soul into a wick, and then your children could talk to you when it burned
But when the X-rays came back, the cancer wasn’t in me, it was in the world & no one was left to make the wicks
But when the X-rays came back, the cancer wasn’t in me, it was in the world & no one was left to make the wicks
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Apartheid Clyde a petty, dangerous, incompetent man but what always amuses me is how no one likes him and he can’t even buy his way into getting people to like him. He can’t buy a good sense of humor or good looks or good reputation.
April 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Apartheid Clyde a petty, dangerous, incompetent man but what always amuses me is how no one likes him and he can’t even buy his way into getting people to like him. He can’t buy a good sense of humor or good looks or good reputation.
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Crawford: Today, Wisconsinites fended off an unprecedented attack on our democracy, our fair elections, and our Supreme Court.. Wisconsin stood up and said that justice does not have a price, our courts are not for sale
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Crawford: Today, Wisconsinites fended off an unprecedented attack on our democracy, our fair elections, and our Supreme Court.. Wisconsin stood up and said that justice does not have a price, our courts are not for sale
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When I see a post with the comments grayed, I assume I was shown it in error and by reading it I'm eavesdropping on a private conversation so I mute the author to prevent it from happening again.
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
When I see a post with the comments grayed, I assume I was shown it in error and by reading it I'm eavesdropping on a private conversation so I mute the author to prevent it from happening again.
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I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety
April 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety
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*very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt*
are humans technically dumplings? skin with meat on the inside?
April 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt*
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Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."
April 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Having stoners answer customer service calls is so effective. My grocery delivery got stolen (so I'm mad) so I called the store & some dude was like "Seriously? Damn, what the fuck" and I was like "Right? Dude, I know" and he's like "Fuck dude, let me get this fixed" and I was like "Bro, thank you."
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my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
April 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know.
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My printer is 'not detected'? Really? Then how do you 'detect' that it needs ink? Oh, I saw that pop-up. Didn't think I'd call you out, did u
January 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My printer is 'not detected'? Really? Then how do you 'detect' that it needs ink? Oh, I saw that pop-up. Didn't think I'd call you out, did u
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I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I never buy Oreos because then I'll eat the Oreos,
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
so instead I look in my pantry every day and I'm
disappointed that I don't have any Oreos.
~a tragic personal memoir
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They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide