willow{mute}
@willowmute.bsky.social
i'm uncurling like a young fern. watch out for ticks!!
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The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!
happy new year people in my computer!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
happy new year people in my computer!!
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it's christmas. let him
December 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
it's christmas. let him
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Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
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happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
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a planet’s rotation is how long its day be
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
a planet’s rotation is how long its day be
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
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"by rooster's crop and by mooncalf's piss,
hast thou ever seenst a white boy break it down like this"
hast thou ever seenst a white boy break it down like this"
wip
had this idea for the longest time, a sorceress astounded at her freshly sculpted homunculus. will use this in the omios ures book
had this idea for the longest time, a sorceress astounded at her freshly sculpted homunculus. will use this in the omios ures book
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"by rooster's crop and by mooncalf's piss,
hast thou ever seenst a white boy break it down like this"
hast thou ever seenst a white boy break it down like this"
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If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
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Bro I know it's a bummer sometimes but I think it's actually pretty fucking tight that your bonny lies over the ocean
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Bro I know it's a bummer sometimes but I think it's actually pretty fucking tight that your bonny lies over the ocean
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No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???
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It's finally coming!!
On December 8th... I'm releasing my next game, Angeline Era!!!
It's a vast, 3D action-adventure where you travel across a country's unmarked overworld, with every level hidden in plain sight.
Please look forward to it!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920
On December 8th... I'm releasing my next game, Angeline Era!!!
It's a vast, 3D action-adventure where you travel across a country's unmarked overworld, with every level hidden in plain sight.
Please look forward to it!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It's finally coming!!
On December 8th... I'm releasing my next game, Angeline Era!!!
It's a vast, 3D action-adventure where you travel across a country's unmarked overworld, with every level hidden in plain sight.
Please look forward to it!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920
On December 8th... I'm releasing my next game, Angeline Era!!!
It's a vast, 3D action-adventure where you travel across a country's unmarked overworld, with every level hidden in plain sight.
Please look forward to it!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920
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When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
When will scientists finally invent a large frog for the home
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1 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
2 Michelin star: pathetic. It’s not 3
3 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
2 Michelin star: pathetic. It’s not 3
3 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
1 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
2 Michelin star: pathetic. It’s not 3
3 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
2 Michelin star: pathetic. It’s not 3
3 Michelin star: this place must be incredible
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i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
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I had a rough childhood, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I was the Eraserhead baby. That happened to me. With the scissors and all that. I mean it's fine now, but it was tough for sure. I work in Admin now. We moved out to Abington. It's good now. Go Phils.
October 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I had a rough childhood, if I'm being honest. Yeah, I was the Eraserhead baby. That happened to me. With the scissors and all that. I mean it's fine now, but it was tough for sure. I work in Admin now. We moved out to Abington. It's good now. Go Phils.
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"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG
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the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.
October 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the Dark Continent....they said wed never go there... but thats exactly what we're gonna do... on this big beautiful boat... and its gonna be so much easier because i have nen. thats rigth i got nen. rfk, great guy, he had me reach my hand into a pot and i can do it all now. i can do the zetsu.