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Just a pretty guardian who fights for love, justice, and the last slice of pizza. 🌙💖🍕
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@wickedgarden.bsky.social
· Aug 14
Get in loser, I’m leading you into temptation.
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is your space even liminal, bro
November 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
is your space even liminal, bro
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I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I feel a fake migraine coming on
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making my friendship bracelets out of bones
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
making my friendship bracelets out of bones
Why wasn’t the podcast section of Spotify called Spoutify?
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Why wasn’t the podcast section of Spotify called Spoutify?
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
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The plural of "deer" should be "dire."
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The plural of "deer" should be "dire."
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I will never understand "Black Friday". I barely understand Mondays.
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I will never understand "Black Friday". I barely understand Mondays.
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It's getting dark in here*
*my thoughts
*my thoughts
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's getting dark in here*
*my thoughts
*my thoughts
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I’d do some filthy things for a Whopper.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’d do some filthy things for a Whopper.
C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
C’mon people, these posts aren’t gonna shit themselves.
Christmas caroling in my neighborhood to Slob On My Knob this year.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Christmas caroling in my neighborhood to Slob On My Knob this year.
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rain sounds (black screen, 12 hours, no ads) and chill
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
rain sounds (black screen, 12 hours, no ads) and chill
Lo-Fi to fall asleep to but make it metal.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lo-Fi to fall asleep to but make it metal.
So there I was, Taco Bell’s fire sauce on my tiddies…
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
So there I was, Taco Bell’s fire sauce on my tiddies…
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sorry to interrupt but you’re enchanting
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
sorry to interrupt but you’re enchanting
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draw me like one of your night ghouls
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
draw me like one of your night ghouls
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Not to brag, but I am close personal friends with several goats
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not to brag, but I am close personal friends with several goats
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entering my falling-to-pieces era
April 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
entering my falling-to-pieces era
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My wakeup alarm is anxiety-ridden dread.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
My wakeup alarm is anxiety-ridden dread.
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*goes on a late-night jog in my short shorts just tryna get unsolved mysteried*
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
*goes on a late-night jog in my short shorts just tryna get unsolved mysteried*
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. *gets a lobotomy*
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If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.