Darren
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Eclectic tastes include but are not limited to: theme parks, cinema, food, architecture, transport infrastructure, roller coasters, board games
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The scariest Christmas story:
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The scariest Christmas story:
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA
Twas the night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
Except for A DRACULA
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I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS
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Just mentioning it off-hand, but on top of being the best Far Cry game since Primal, Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora is a much better story than the films.
No white saviors here. You're a Na'vi abducted at childhood to be groomed into a corporate 'ambassador'. It's far more pointedly anti-colonialist.
No white saviors here. You're a Na'vi abducted at childhood to be groomed into a corporate 'ambassador'. It's far more pointedly anti-colonialist.
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December 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Just mentioning it off-hand, but on top of being the best Far Cry game since Primal, Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora is a much better story than the films.
No white saviors here. You're a Na'vi abducted at childhood to be groomed into a corporate 'ambassador'. It's far more pointedly anti-colonialist.
No white saviors here. You're a Na'vi abducted at childhood to be groomed into a corporate 'ambassador'. It's far more pointedly anti-colonialist.
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Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Gift shopping for loved ones can be demoralizing because it's oh, you love them? Name literally anything they would like.
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I don't think anyone really understands how we will deal with leases that exceed the life of the building. It's an interesting question. (In contrast we do know that 100y leases cause problems and need extending, because buildings do last 100+ years).
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I don't think anyone really understands how we will deal with leases that exceed the life of the building. It's an interesting question. (In contrast we do know that 100y leases cause problems and need extending, because buildings do last 100+ years).
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live from the internet to the stage. Leicester shows: 12-13 Feb 2026. Come argue your opinion live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rob Manuel is taking Anon Opin Live from the internet to the stage. Leicester shows: 12-13 Feb 2026. Come argue your opinion live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
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The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank
September 17, 2023 at 5:19 AM
The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank
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NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (February)
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (February)
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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imagine the kind of person you would have to be to watch that 60 Minutes segment and think "I must do everything I can to defend the people in charge of this process of sending people to be tortured."
December 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
imagine the kind of person you would have to be to watch that 60 Minutes segment and think "I must do everything I can to defend the people in charge of this process of sending people to be tortured."
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1744
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1744
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He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
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Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
December 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Sick to death of people claiming Die Hard isn’t a movie. There are several clues that it definitely is:
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
It’s 130 minutes long and full of actors
It has a beginning a middle and an end
It has a soundtrack
The aspect ratio is consistent of other movies of the era
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
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December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
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Forget the unreliable narrator. Give me an unreliable tutorial. Guy who straight up gaslight you about what the buttons do.
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Forget the unreliable narrator. Give me an unreliable tutorial. Guy who straight up gaslight you about what the buttons do.
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Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Your annual reminder that if you get this cracker joke and are confused by it, it's apparently because "ffi" is a special character in some fonts and when the typeface is changed to one that doesn't have it, those letters disappear. It's supposed to be "coffin medicine".
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INT. INGEN BOARDROOM - DAY
"I'm just saying that we could populate a dinosaur theme park with just herbivore dinosaurs and it'd be a lot safer and we'd still make a fortune."
"Get out.”
"I'm just saying that we could populate a dinosaur theme park with just herbivore dinosaurs and it'd be a lot safer and we'd still make a fortune."
"Get out.”
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
INT. INGEN BOARDROOM - DAY
"I'm just saying that we could populate a dinosaur theme park with just herbivore dinosaurs and it'd be a lot safer and we'd still make a fortune."
"Get out.”
"I'm just saying that we could populate a dinosaur theme park with just herbivore dinosaurs and it'd be a lot safer and we'd still make a fortune."
"Get out.”
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Today’s the winter solstice so here’s a list of ten wintery films…
10. Scarf-face
9. Casablanket
8. Jurassic Parka
7. Fleece Academy
6. Extra Layer Cake
5. Mittens Impossible
4. Thermals and Louise
3. The Men Who Stare at Coats
2. What’s Heating Gilbert Grape
1. The Snood, the Bad and the Snuggly
10. Scarf-face
9. Casablanket
8. Jurassic Parka
7. Fleece Academy
6. Extra Layer Cake
5. Mittens Impossible
4. Thermals and Louise
3. The Men Who Stare at Coats
2. What’s Heating Gilbert Grape
1. The Snood, the Bad and the Snuggly
December 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Today’s the winter solstice so here’s a list of ten wintery films…
10. Scarf-face
9. Casablanket
8. Jurassic Parka
7. Fleece Academy
6. Extra Layer Cake
5. Mittens Impossible
4. Thermals and Louise
3. The Men Who Stare at Coats
2. What’s Heating Gilbert Grape
1. The Snood, the Bad and the Snuggly
10. Scarf-face
9. Casablanket
8. Jurassic Parka
7. Fleece Academy
6. Extra Layer Cake
5. Mittens Impossible
4. Thermals and Louise
3. The Men Who Stare at Coats
2. What’s Heating Gilbert Grape
1. The Snood, the Bad and the Snuggly
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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been going down this waterslide for over an hour now and i'm starting to get worried
March 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
been going down this waterslide for over an hour now and i'm starting to get worried