wagnahark nonagesimus
@wagnarok.bsky.social
call me will.
he/she/they. proud card-carrying bisexual. I like space, RPGs, mysteries, and puzzles.
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he/she/they. proud card-carrying bisexual. I like space, RPGs, mysteries, and puzzles.
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It's important to have a snack table at your orgies. #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's important to have a snack table at your orgies. #CityofDoors
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Amanda, describing modrons: "That's like if you put the Brave Little Toaster through some AI bullshit. I hate it." #CityofDoors
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Amanda, describing modrons: "That's like if you put the Brave Little Toaster through some AI bullshit. I hate it." #CityofDoors
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@beezygrey.bsky.social the other day I was doing a trivia thing and I knew the answer to a sports question (specifically, a WNBA question) solely from osmosis from following you, so thank you!
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
@beezygrey.bsky.social the other day I was doing a trivia thing and I knew the answer to a sports question (specifically, a WNBA question) solely from osmosis from following you, so thank you!
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Shout at the devil. Holler at ya boy. Speak at a reasonable volume to clerical staff.
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Ok. This cooks. This I’m excited about. But I do demand that Jarnathan be canonized as a Trek alien.
Another Trek movie project!
With the Paramount regime change, it could be serious this time... Or not 🖖
The good news?
John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves) will write and direct a movie that is said to be unconnected from anything previously done. 🙏
With the Paramount regime change, it could be serious this time... Or not 🖖
The good news?
John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein (Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves) will write and direct a movie that is said to be unconnected from anything previously done. 🙏
New ‘Star Trek’ Movie in the Works From John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein
The 'Dungeons & Dragons' filmmakers will create a project unrelated to previous incarnations.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ok. This cooks. This I’m excited about. But I do demand that Jarnathan be canonized as a Trek alien.
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Ephebophile? You mean the protagonist of Wicked??
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ephebophile? You mean the protagonist of Wicked??
I was thinking about this again today and how D&D is such a gold mine for sentences you're sure no one has ever uttered before in the history of humanity
"If Elminster comes back from Earth with a bunch of labubus I'm going to seriously question his validity as the Sage of Shadowdale."
#CityOfDoors
#CityOfDoors
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I was thinking about this again today and how D&D is such a gold mine for sentences you're sure no one has ever uttered before in the history of humanity
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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Da share my wife zone got boosted to my timeline again so gentle reminder that the cis guy who runs it now stole it from a trans woman and has been a royal ass republican dick about it
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Da share my wife zone got boosted to my timeline again so gentle reminder that the cis guy who runs it now stole it from a trans woman and has been a royal ass republican dick about it
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finding out that drew toothpaste is a manipulative jerk was a sad moment for me
Da share my wife zone got boosted to my timeline again so gentle reminder that the cis guy who runs it now stole it from a trans woman and has been a royal ass republican dick about it
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
finding out that drew toothpaste is a manipulative jerk was a sad moment for me
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
anyone who sees this, show me your lock screen
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
anyone who sees this, show me your lock screen
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
little bit of an aurora here
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
little bit of an aurora here
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
add Iain M. Banks's "The Player of Games" to the list of things that Elon Musk thinks he understands but doesn't
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
add Iain M. Banks's "The Player of Games" to the list of things that Elon Musk thinks he understands but doesn't
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Is this one of you.
This is proper bsky posting on Reddit
This is proper bsky posting on Reddit
November 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is this one of you.
This is proper bsky posting on Reddit
This is proper bsky posting on Reddit