Steve, or something like that.
@vexomatic.bsky.social
I'm just some fucking guy. Colorado based. Into politics, Detroit-area sports, and stupid jokes. Guillotine enthusiast.
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*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
*beastie boys*
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
well old homer simpson made nuclear POWER
getting paid peanuts by the HOUR
all the employees are taking TURNS
getting abused by mr BURNS
and so he became a union MAN
going on strike for a dental PLAN
didnt want his daughter to make FUNNY FACES
because after all LISA NEEDS BRACES
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During the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, a marble statue of Louis Agassiz fell from 2nd floor of Stanford's Zoology building into main quad.
Professor Frank Angell reportedly quipped:
"Agassiz was great in the abstract but not in the concrete."
The statue was unharmed, returned to its perch...
Professor Frank Angell reportedly quipped:
"Agassiz was great in the abstract but not in the concrete."
The statue was unharmed, returned to its perch...
April 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
During the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, a marble statue of Louis Agassiz fell from 2nd floor of Stanford's Zoology building into main quad.
Professor Frank Angell reportedly quipped:
"Agassiz was great in the abstract but not in the concrete."
The statue was unharmed, returned to its perch...
Professor Frank Angell reportedly quipped:
"Agassiz was great in the abstract but not in the concrete."
The statue was unharmed, returned to its perch...
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Which party do you think has worse approval in America today?
Answer: Democrats—nearly 10 points worse than the GOP😳
A detailed case study, with receipts, of how corporate democrats have ruined our party and must be ousted for the party—and democracy—to survive
www.qasimrashid.com/p/why-dems-h...
Answer: Democrats—nearly 10 points worse than the GOP😳
A detailed case study, with receipts, of how corporate democrats have ruined our party and must be ousted for the party—and democracy—to survive
www.qasimrashid.com/p/why-dems-h...
Why Dems Have 35% Approval—Nearly 10 Points Lower Than Republicans
A case study of how corporate democrats have ruined our party and must be ousted for the party—and democracy—to survive
www.qasimrashid.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Which party do you think has worse approval in America today?
Answer: Democrats—nearly 10 points worse than the GOP😳
A detailed case study, with receipts, of how corporate democrats have ruined our party and must be ousted for the party—and democracy—to survive
www.qasimrashid.com/p/why-dems-h...
Answer: Democrats—nearly 10 points worse than the GOP😳
A detailed case study, with receipts, of how corporate democrats have ruined our party and must be ousted for the party—and democracy—to survive
www.qasimrashid.com/p/why-dems-h...
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
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So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!
Wait 'til you see the next big thing they are working on... stage 5 cancer!
Trump and his cronies are now pushing 50-year mortgages.
Buckle up. This is going to make the 2008 mortgage crisis look like the good old days.
Buckle up. This is going to make the 2008 mortgage crisis look like the good old days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Wait 'til you see the next big thing they are working on... stage 5 cancer!
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Elon is pushing to be a trillionaire while he cut aid to starving kids because they’re black, in case you wondered who the bad guys are.
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Elon is pushing to be a trillionaire while he cut aid to starving kids because they’re black, in case you wondered who the bad guys are.
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Nothing scares establishment Dems more than the sight of success. The thought of voters who know they can demand more than a corporate mouthpiece is existentially terrifying to them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Nothing scares establishment Dems more than the sight of success. The thought of voters who know they can demand more than a corporate mouthpiece is existentially terrifying to them.
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There’s vomit on his sweater already, Ciattarelli.
New Jersey – Governor Results (8:05PM ET)
🔵 Sherrill: 78.4%
🔴 Ciattarelli: 20.5%
- 2% Reporting -
🔵 Sherrill: 78.4%
🔴 Ciattarelli: 20.5%
- 2% Reporting -
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
There’s vomit on his sweater already, Ciattarelli.
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brought a bag lunch, smart
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
brought a bag lunch, smart
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Mike Johnson knew about Dick Cheney's death and had a statement ready right after the news broke, but ask him about a new policy Trump announced or something he posted or said the day before and he doesn't know anything about it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Mike Johnson knew about Dick Cheney's death and had a statement ready right after the news broke, but ask him about a new policy Trump announced or something he posted or said the day before and he doesn't know anything about it.
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*CB radio chatter* "What're ya hauling today, good buddy?"
"Hauling a load of tires to Albuquerque, how about you partner?"
"Monkeys, they are RIDDLED WITH DISEASE"
"Hauling a load of tires to Albuquerque, how about you partner?"
"Monkeys, they are RIDDLED WITH DISEASE"
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
*CB radio chatter* "What're ya hauling today, good buddy?"
"Hauling a load of tires to Albuquerque, how about you partner?"
"Monkeys, they are RIDDLED WITH DISEASE"
"Hauling a load of tires to Albuquerque, how about you partner?"
"Monkeys, they are RIDDLED WITH DISEASE"
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Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Describe a character in Greek mythology the way someone trying to defend a politician would. I’ll start.
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
Oedipus: Like you’ve never had sex with someone and regretted it later
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Dear Journalists,
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear Journalists,
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
You seriously don’t have to always be like, “2 + 2, said by some experts in math to equal four.” You can just say the thing. It doesn’t make you biased. Really. It’s okay.
XOXO,
Simeon
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normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
October 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following
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i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in
September 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i keep saying this but what i hate most about the ezra kleins of the world is their insistence is that politics is about messaging and triangulating. its never about offering a compelling vision of the world, its about trying desperately to capitulate to whatever moment we are in
He only went to Pedophile Island to preach the Gospel.
BREAKING: Speaker of the House announces Trump was an FBI informant tasked with taking down Epstein.
September 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
He only went to Pedophile Island to preach the Gospel.
If I were a senator I would grill RFK Jr. about whether or not he has ever fucked a dead animal.
September 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If I were a senator I would grill RFK Jr. about whether or not he has ever fucked a dead animal.
That was a clean hit and an incomplete pass.
September 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That was a clean hit and an incomplete pass.
You're not supposed to say shit like this, but I hope he tears his Achilles tendon.
August 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
You're not supposed to say shit like this, but I hope he tears his Achilles tendon.