Callahan Dupont the Unseemly Ksc
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Tired. In a worse mood than you. Voted most likely to shit in your cereal. Diogenes was right.
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.
He/him
Pinned
At least my fake religion is stupid on purpose
Jaysus but I'm all jangles and angles tonight
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jaysus but I'm all jangles and angles tonight
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Bro I heard you couldn’t make the synod? Something about a ‘scheduling conflict’ bro?
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Bro I heard you couldn’t make the synod? Something about a ‘scheduling conflict’ bro?
Or scallywags. Haven't seen a good scallywag in yonks
You don’t really see rascals anymore like you used to
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Or scallywags. Haven't seen a good scallywag in yonks
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linux won the console war
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
linux won the console war
I didn't say I wanted to Get drunk. I said I wanted to Be drunk.
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I didn't say I wanted to Get drunk. I said I wanted to Be drunk.
Five, you say? Ah. Well that certainly explains a lot.
an Astrology Gay has informed me that five (5) planets are in retrograde so if you'd like to use this as an explanation for anything happening rn, you have my permission
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Five, you say? Ah. Well that certainly explains a lot.
Post your last saved meme with no context
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Post your last saved meme with no context
Holy shit, these guys are really fucking good. Scream. Why yes, yes I will
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Holy shit, these guys are really fucking good. Scream. Why yes, yes I will
Spike the coffee pot
The best laid schemes of men, eh?
Gang aft and wotnot
Hail Eris, I suppose
The best laid schemes of men, eh?
Gang aft and wotnot
Hail Eris, I suppose
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Spike the coffee pot
The best laid schemes of men, eh?
Gang aft and wotnot
Hail Eris, I suppose
The best laid schemes of men, eh?
Gang aft and wotnot
Hail Eris, I suppose
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featherless biped
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
featherless biped
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mr gorbachev, i just sat on my balls
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
mr gorbachev, i just sat on my balls
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A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.
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I feel dividing music listenership into "people who exclusively listen to streaming services" and "people who exclusively listen to physical media" is overlooking the important transitional category of "people who exclusively listen to shitty overcompressed MP3s they pirated on LimeWire in 2002".
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I feel dividing music listenership into "people who exclusively listen to streaming services" and "people who exclusively listen to physical media" is overlooking the important transitional category of "people who exclusively listen to shitty overcompressed MP3s they pirated on LimeWire in 2002".
Oasis's entire back-catalogue could have been an email that we could have collectedly ignored
the song champagne supernova is awfully long for how little song there actually is huh
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oasis's entire back-catalogue could have been an email that we could have collectedly ignored
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the song champagne supernova is awfully long for how little song there actually is huh
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
the song champagne supernova is awfully long for how little song there actually is huh
Drinking coffee with cream, spiked with a little salted caramel rum, idly smoking and listening to King Face on vinyl at an unreasonable volume in my little yard because I am officially Back On My Bullshit
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Drinking coffee with cream, spiked with a little salted caramel rum, idly smoking and listening to King Face on vinyl at an unreasonable volume in my little yard because I am officially Back On My Bullshit
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More people need to read Vimes' boots theory.
he's doing the boots theory but taking the absolute wrongest possible lesson from it lmfao
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
More people need to read Vimes' boots theory.
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my tips for harm reduction:
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my tips for harm reduction:
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
1.) only drop acid at or before noon. it lasts a long time
2.) do blow only while the sun is up so you can sleep at night
3.) don't bump up- if you're doing something like psychedelics or mdma or whatever, do one dose. when you start coming down, be done. don't take more
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).
AND THEN THE FOXES
THE FOXES
(breathe)
ATE
MY
FUCKEN
PANTS
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Autism question! Does anyone have any good links/resources for, like, what to *do* when you're diagnosed autistic? How to examine your thinking/beliefs, work out what masking is, learn self compassion etc etc? Broad question, but I really should do something with this knew self knowledge.
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Autism question! Does anyone have any good links/resources for, like, what to *do* when you're diagnosed autistic? How to examine your thinking/beliefs, work out what masking is, learn self compassion etc etc? Broad question, but I really should do something with this knew self knowledge.
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Who up playing harmonica and banging their tin cup against the bars of horny jail?
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Who up playing harmonica and banging their tin cup against the bars of horny jail?
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This is how you win my vote (several times. I will commit fraud and convince others to do so if we can make this happen)
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is how you win my vote (several times. I will commit fraud and convince others to do so if we can make this happen)
Hey so Screeching Weasel sound pretty cool
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hey so Screeching Weasel sound pretty cool
Woop
The piss tank on the ISS is now 23% full.
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Woop