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vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Callahan Dupont the Unseemly Ksc
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
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Tired. In a worse mood than you. Voted most likely to shit in your cereal. Diogenes was right.

No gods, no kings, no linear fucking time.

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vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Post your last saved meme with no context
Screen grab of a twitter post by @thepunningman "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... What? "Bond Name's the James" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Holy shit, these guys are really fucking good. Scream. Why yes, yes I will
Shitty record player and some cheap computer speakers. A yellow record cover with four cool looking dudes in black and white with the word Scream in big black letters at the top. I'm pretty sure that's the band name and the album is self titled. I'd Google it, but what's the fucking point?
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
She: *sent nudes*
She: well?
She: where's mine?
Me (a forty year old millennial who's been with the same person for the last 20 years and has nooooo idea what he's doing, but also has a ton of unearned confidence for some reason): yeah, you want more?
George Costanza from Seinfeld doing a boudoir shoot in a pair of white boxer shorts. About as sexy as it sounds and probably about as sexy as the photos I just took that I'm about to delete
October 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Fuck me they're doing the thing
Screenshot of an article by some weird little fink I've never heard of called Tyler Cowan. Text reads: My Favourite Actress Is Not Human Tilly Norton doesn't need a hair stylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on screen, this is one of your better chances. That's because she's ai There's a picture of a dark haired young woman in wonder woman type armour with a massive monster behind her.
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Post a meme that you made
The Death playing a claw machine meme. I "made" it in the sense that I added the text "is Rupert Murdoch even in this fucking thing?"
August 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Incredible clickbait. Maybe the best I've ever seen
Screenshot of a clickbaity news story from NDTV. Headline reads "Trump is Dead": After JD Vance's "Terrible Tragedy" Remark, A Viral...
August 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Harsh, but fair
Screenshot from a shitty dating app. personality type: Empty And like, I know I didn't fill the box in or whatever but still, like, ouch
August 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
So we're saying 5000-10,000 volts, give or take
Screenshot of a Google search for the average voltage of a cattle prod. The ai overview says they run at between 5 and 10 thousand volts. It's goes on, but to be honest, for the purposes of this throw away reply, that was all the relevant information.
August 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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The Grungler? You guys don't know about the grungler?
Screenshot of an old twitter post. Women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions that he's bi and she go home and start posting stuff like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty?' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transexuals and he named his character the grungler and he keeps saying stuff like 'checknit out guys, im the grungler '
July 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Yeah, I pissed in your kettle. Not even sorry about it.
Photo of a black coffee with white text saying "this morning I tasted you in my coffee"
July 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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In which James is revealed to be a bit of a wanker
Game reveal poster for 007 First Light. It has been hurriedly doctored so that it reads Flesh Light.
June 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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My word cloud. Lovely stuff.
A word cloud made from my most skeeted words. The larger the word, the more I have used it. The largest word is fucking.
May 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Yes. Exactly like that. Please, tell me more
It's the classic Sickos guy. Yes... Ha ha ha YES!
May 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Basically I'm
Here but I need to be here
Charlie from It's Always Sunny holding a sheet of paper covered with cut out magazine letters. He looks fairly relaxed Charlie from It's Always Sunny again, he is stood in front of a conspiracy corkboard covered with red string and documents. He is smoking and looks absolutely fucking manic
May 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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My mates named their cat Eris and so occasionally our group chat looks like this
Screenshot of our group chat. There's a picture of half a cheese wrapped in wax on the floor. Me: don't diminish her accomplishments. Looks like spicy cheese too Eris is a spicy little cheesethief
May 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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WhatTheFuckAreYouTalkingAboutJesseDotjpg
Screenshot of someone wishing me a Happy Eris Day and me responding "Happy What?" This is because there is NO SUCH THING AS ERIS DAY
May 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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All my children are illegitimate
Photo of the Queen in lilac. Headline reads "queen Elizabeth's final diary entry contained only five words
May 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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My friend bought me this for my birthday, knowing that sometimes I'll hate something so much it loops back round and I become enchanted by it's sheer fucking awfulness
Photo of a commemorative mug celebrating the wedding of Britain's Sweatiest Royal Nonce
April 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Explaining Saturday for non Discordians
Message screenshot Me: yeah, thought you'd say that. They: well..... Give me a clue Me: it's the anniversary of when a guy called Ed Balls sent a tweet that just said "ed balls" and we thought that was funny so we're having a party They: Yeah I've heard of it, but what's the ball part? Is it just at Freddy's house? How fancy are we talking? Like brush teeth, and clean knickers? Is heels and dress situation? Me: I mean, mostly the ball part is an excuse to keep saying Balls, but I guess split the difference? Clean knickers and heels, but fuzzy teeth?
April 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Evolution of a cat name
Lucy › Lucy Purr › Lucy Purr Squishmallow › Squishy › Squishbag › Squash bog › Skwaggy B › Bishbo Squaggins › Bishy Bishy Squagg Skwags
Photo of a smoll ragdoll all curled up on her tail, blissfully unaware that her name is Bishy Bishy Squagg Skwags
April 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
I have been insulted and it's not even 10am.

No @valadomi.bsky.social , you're a bumhole
Screenshot of a message from a friend Friend: Ed Balls Ball the 26th or 3rd? Me: I think he's Ed Balls the First,but I'm not 100 on that "Friend": Bumhole ‹3
April 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
vexedfluxation.bsky.social
Everyone: that's not a fucking dire wolf
Screenshot of some bullshit click bait article. A picture of a wolf with the headline "Everyone's saying the same thing after scientists 'resurrect' the dire wolf."
April 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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The secret is to aim with the elbow and as ever, don't forget to Hail Eris
Screen grab of a message I received from a friend this morning. The message reads "I dreamt that I taught Eris to give really crisp high fives"
March 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Altered meme. Original shows an unimpressed looking woman with her boyfriend assembling a model in the background. Original text reads "he literally just nutted in me and then he started on a Gundam kit." Text has been altered to say "he just literally Baldered a gate and then he started on a Downloading Atomfall."
March 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Thanks to mods, we can now experience this in all its glory
Picture of a slim book labeled BG3 with a much thicker book next to it labeled BG3 if Astarion had a gun. The thicker book is divided into a slim portion of "Defeating the elder brain" and a much thicker one labeled "trying to take the gun away from Astarion."
March 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM